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Christian Wattengård
@christian.wattengard.no
Developer, Consultant, Architect
Mainquesting .NET but sidequesting anything programmable that doesn't hurt my brain too much. Kind but bitchy.
He/him.
Mmmmm enterprise music!
Tickles my AdapterFactoryProviderBase right in the interface!
And it's up! All together now...

🎶 Somebody told me
the user provider
should use an adaptor
to proxy the query
factory builder... 🎶

www.youtube.com/watch?v=p03o...
November 29, 2025 at 1:00 PM
RIP ansatte på Rema 1000 Elgeseter (og sikkert andre) som er en "student hub" hvor en ansatt nå er nødt til å godkjenne ethvert kjøp i "Scann og betal" som inneholder energidrikke...
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Share a movie that takes place where you’re from.

It's not out yet, but Troll 2.

www.imdb.com/title/tt2923...
November 24, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Hot take.. The new Horizon game from NCSoft is just a generic one-in-a-million asian mmorpg with a - in my opinion - objectively bad Horizon skin on it. I am a Horizon superfan and this does not appeal to me at all.
November 19, 2025 at 6:11 AM
November 11, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Reposted by Christian Wattengård
😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
BASIL!
October 28, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Just asked ChatGPT about alternatives to FluentValidator. After suggesting Valit, which exists, but had it's last github commit 7 years ago. It came up with these. Complete with examples and everything... The problem is, they don't exist :D And I don't think they ever did.. @jimmybogard.com
October 27, 2025 at 7:15 AM
This is awesome! Although... Someone brought out their Word 97 copy with WordArt to create that podium-banner :D
@aoc at the rally for Mamdani Sunday in NYC.

“This city was built by the Irish escaping famine, Italians fleeing fascism, Black Americans fleeing slavery and Jim Crow, Latinos seeking a better life, Native people standing for themselves, Asian Americans coming together…”

So good!! 🔥
October 27, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Reposted by Christian Wattengård
Godfrey doing his Trump impression with Dr. Dre in the studio 🤣💀
October 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Kan jeg få lov å ønske meg Fredrik Solvang i en norsk variant av noe 60 minutes lignende?
October 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Reposted by Christian Wattengård
closing all my tickets as wontfix because the software is provided as-is
October 22, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
October 20, 2025 at 9:12 AM
This also goes for Moomin cups... Although I believe this is an intentional strategy from the Moomin corp to inflate their press coverage when releasing a new cup. They _could_ order sellers to limit to 2, but they won't because the media generates attention...
Buying up products to immediately resell for profit makes you a real fucking loser.

This is in relation to Pokemon TCG products but it applies to scalpers across the board.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 17, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Er det ikke nok sjekke/pule/kline/grine/hvine reality serier nå?
October 14, 2025 at 12:27 PM
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

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New LMS platform adopted
October 13, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Du er dårlig på å spille offer Fladseth. Du kommer jævlig dårlig ut av ukas 71,og jeg tror ikke det hjelper å skylde på klippinga heller...
October 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
If your app or website somehow blocks password managers, your app is by default a shit app. If you also for some reason block pasting in the password field, it's worse than shit...
October 12, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Just asked my phones assistant - which I believe is powered by Gemini (pixel 10 pro) - if it could open Audible and continue playing my book. It couldn't. So assistants are still useless for anything but websearch and kitchen timers...
October 11, 2025 at 10:37 PM
They are really trying to make this a "Bush gets told about 9/11 moment", aren't they?
Israel and Hamas have reached an agreement for an exchange of Israeli hostages in Gaza for Palestinian prisoners. President Trump, who pushed to broker the deal, said both sides had agreed to the first phase of his peace plan, which involves a pullback of Israeli troops. Follow live: nyti.ms/48ifs4o
October 9, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Reposted by Christian Wattengård
Knew what this was going to be before hitting play. Was not disappointed.
added some sound
September 29, 2025 at 6:03 AM
That's a whole lot of small dick energy in one video.
ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards
September 29, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Jeg spår innen 3 år er det igjen 3 ansatte som fungerer som ebays norske kundeservice og Tise er borte :)
Norske Tise, med rundt 80 ansatte, kjøpes opp av eBay, med 11.500 ansatte.

Men hva det betyr for de norske ansatte, vil de ikke si noe om. 🤷‍♀️

– Ingenting endrer seg over natten, men med eBay vil vi kunne bevege oss raskere.
Tise vil ikke si hva som skjer med de ansatte
– Vi forventer flere forbedringer fremover, drevet av eBays globale ekspertise, sier gründer Eirik Frøyland Rime.
www.kode24.no
September 26, 2025 at 9:04 AM
So it seems like the Fountain podcast app uses the Hotel California dark pattern.. You can move your podcasts in to it using OPML, but you can't export OPML.. So youre basically stuck if you don't want to rebuild your list from scratch in another app..
September 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I tried using a different font for comments in VS2019 and now I don't want to go back! Using @githubnext.com Monaspace Neon for code and Monaspace Radon for comments was magic! Is there any way I can do this in @jetbrains.com Rider?
September 24, 2025 at 7:32 AM