Chrissy Boo Bissy
@chrissyboobissy.bsky.social
Would-be gentleman dabbler, law professor, dad, dungeon master. On a strictly imaginary level, I thirst for blood.
My creative work: www.instagram.com/chrissyboobissy/
My creative work: www.instagram.com/chrissyboobissy/
July 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
would you believe that one of these corporations exams was so penetrating that it woke me from my dogmatic slumber
May 13, 2025 at 1:38 PM
would you believe that one of these corporations exams was so penetrating that it woke me from my dogmatic slumber
😂
April 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Jesus Fox News is going to have to black out the entire bottom third of their screen
April 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Jesus Fox News is going to have to black out the entire bottom third of their screen
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He looks like he has a favorite artisanal pickle shop in Brooklyn.
April 3, 2025 at 12:52 PM
He looks like he has a favorite artisanal pickle shop in Brooklyn.
looka that big sumbitch
one thing better than being a dork is being a dork with a grown-up income
one thing better than being a dork is being a dork with a grown-up income
March 29, 2025 at 2:40 PM
looka that big sumbitch
one thing better than being a dork is being a dork with a grown-up income
one thing better than being a dork is being a dork with a grown-up income
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🇸🇪👮🏼 MEANWHILE IN SWEDEN 👮🏼♂️🇸🇪
March 14, 2025 at 7:46 AM
🇸🇪👮🏼 MEANWHILE IN SWEDEN 👮🏼♂️🇸🇪
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I mean, dreamlands aside, he’s not wrong
All HP Lovecraft stories begin like “I will try and relay the events as best as I can manage, though what I encountered that September night may not be able to be expressed in human language, nor be comprehended by the human mind” and then the story boils down to ‘I saw a building that was large’.
February 23, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I mean, dreamlands aside, he’s not wrong
My injuries are made of pure, unmitigated love.
February 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
My injuries are made of pure, unmitigated love.
I really want to do some karate
I’ve had a lot of coffee
I’ve had a lot of coffee
February 21, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I really want to do some karate
I’ve had a lot of coffee
I’ve had a lot of coffee
So, in one of the many separate lives I indulge to escape this lame timeline, I write short stories for a comic magazine, and I illustrate them with drawings.
Here’s one I just finished.
Here’s one I just finished.
February 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
So, in one of the many separate lives I indulge to escape this lame timeline, I write short stories for a comic magazine, and I illustrate them with drawings.
Here’s one I just finished.
Here’s one I just finished.
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February 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Watch this, you'll thank me.
I had to google all this to know how much he was really quoting Shakespeare extemporaneously.
I had to google all this to know how much he was really quoting Shakespeare extemporaneously.
McDonald's Newest Sandwich - The MacBeth 🍔
YouTube video by Game Changer Shorts
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February 13, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Watch this, you'll thank me.
I had to google all this to know how much he was really quoting Shakespeare extemporaneously.
I had to google all this to know how much he was really quoting Shakespeare extemporaneously.
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The next Kennedy Center Honorees. Then, the Center and its awards will be renamed for a more recent president, the current one, and the woke rainbow ribbon design of the award will be replaced with bedazzled gold lamé.
February 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The next Kennedy Center Honorees. Then, the Center and its awards will be renamed for a more recent president, the current one, and the woke rainbow ribbon design of the award will be replaced with bedazzled gold lamé.
what's so amusing about this is the suggestion that creating *this*, this hellscape dystopian cesspool, should entitle people to anything
February 7, 2025 at 1:06 PM
what's so amusing about this is the suggestion that creating *this*, this hellscape dystopian cesspool, should entitle people to anything
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*reads the news*
*eyes melt*
*pure liquid cortisol sprays from the now-empty sockets*
*eyes melt*
*pure liquid cortisol sprays from the now-empty sockets*
February 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM
*reads the news*
*eyes melt*
*pure liquid cortisol sprays from the now-empty sockets*
*eyes melt*
*pure liquid cortisol sprays from the now-empty sockets*
am i allowed to admit how much i hoped this is true and complain that it isn't
Donald Trump has died. At a last minute rally in Iowa, the former president was crushed by the corpse of Elon Musk falling from a great height. It was not known why the billionaire Twitter owner was so high up in the sky dead and falling, and no one asked why after. He was nude. They were both nude.
February 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
am i allowed to admit how much i hoped this is true and complain that it isn't