Chris Rory
@chrisrory.bsky.social
Screaming into the void, but casually
His reflection stops short of giving it away or using it for good tho
All Elon ever wanted was for people to think he was funny. He tried to buy that by buying Twitter. It didn't work. He made some half-arsed memes. That didn't work either. He went onstage with Dave Chapelle. People booed so much he had a breakdown.
Elon is sad because he isn't funny.
Elon is sad because he isn't funny.
February 6, 2026 at 8:40 AM
His reflection stops short of giving it away or using it for good tho
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KILLER CAUGHT LYING
February 5, 2026 at 10:59 PM
KILLER CAUGHT LYING
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They can keep ramping up the spyware and surveillance but at the end of the day we can put these devices back in the bin
January 29, 2026 at 8:51 PM
They can keep ramping up the spyware and surveillance but at the end of the day we can put these devices back in the bin
Man who no longer values peace forms Peace Board, invites fellow war advocate
January 19, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Man who no longer values peace forms Peace Board, invites fellow war advocate
When every polycule you're in, you're the third
January 17, 2026 at 3:01 PM
When every polycule you're in, you're the third
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#TheTraitors is such a great example of how much people believe in / reach for "body language" and other normative versus empirical understandings of social interaction and hilarious to see a constantly confidently wrong ex police detective Faithful get banished #EMCA
January 8, 2026 at 9:41 PM
#TheTraitors is such a great example of how much people believe in / reach for "body language" and other normative versus empirical understandings of social interaction and hilarious to see a constantly confidently wrong ex police detective Faithful get banished #EMCA
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Laughing uncontrollably "I was adept at covert policing". #TheTraitors
January 8, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Laughing uncontrollably "I was adept at covert policing". #TheTraitors
"Me, a cop, an expert, a senior detective, adept at finding lies, am confiding in you - a Traitor - as the only person I trust because it lends credence to my important ideas"
#TheTraitors #Traitors
#TheTraitors #Traitors
January 8, 2026 at 10:20 PM
"Me, a cop, an expert, a senior detective, adept at finding lies, am confiding in you - a Traitor - as the only person I trust because it lends credence to my important ideas"
#TheTraitors #Traitors
#TheTraitors #Traitors
January 8, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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every roundtable summarised #TheTraitors
January 7, 2026 at 8:39 PM
every roundtable summarised #TheTraitors
January 8, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Trump really in his Blitzkrieg era
January 7, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Trump really in his Blitzkrieg era
January 4, 2026 at 10:25 AM
"I'm here for it"
Chat GPT, 2025
Chat GPT, 2025
December 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
"I'm here for it"
Chat GPT, 2025
Chat GPT, 2025
Pluribus is bad right?
It took 5 seasons for Walter White to become the villain.
I don't have it in me to wait 5 seasons for Carol to become bearable.
It took 5 seasons for Walter White to become the villain.
I don't have it in me to wait 5 seasons for Carol to become bearable.
November 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Pluribus is bad right?
It took 5 seasons for Walter White to become the villain.
I don't have it in me to wait 5 seasons for Carol to become bearable.
It took 5 seasons for Walter White to become the villain.
I don't have it in me to wait 5 seasons for Carol to become bearable.
Are you human?
Select 4 images of your Sleep Demon
Select 4 images of your Sleep Demon
November 9, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Are you human?
Select 4 images of your Sleep Demon
Select 4 images of your Sleep Demon
Funny if the ‘enemy’ was using the same service in the same way and ChatGPT wasn’t aware of this
dawg we are gonna lose a war because ChatGPT has this guy mobilizing divisions that don't exist and tasking real troops with holding mountain passes and ports an LLM hallucinated
October 17, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Funny if the ‘enemy’ was using the same service in the same way and ChatGPT wasn’t aware of this
My internal reading voice has now switched to RFKJR
October 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
My internal reading voice has now switched to RFKJR
This year is the last year that you can be born in the 70s
October 3, 2025 at 10:17 AM
This year is the last year that you can be born in the 70s
Ppl keep talking about “the slide” to authoritarianism like it’s something that might happen one day when it already happened some time ago. Voting won’t help this scenario.
Trump just ordered the military into Portland, and he’s giving them the green light to use lethal force on American citizens.
Authoritarianism is an abstract concept but Trump is making its impacts real and tangible. Let’s be real about it: This is the beginning of dictatorship in America.
Authoritarianism is an abstract concept but Trump is making its impacts real and tangible. Let’s be real about it: This is the beginning of dictatorship in America.
September 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Ppl keep talking about “the slide” to authoritarianism like it’s something that might happen one day when it already happened some time ago. Voting won’t help this scenario.
Every morning I wake up excited, wondering “is he dead??”
September 27, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Every morning I wake up excited, wondering “is he dead??”
What movie do you consider “perfect”?
September 22, 2025 at 6:24 AM
What movie do you consider “perfect”?