Here are my book recommendations for the new year:

Read the books you already bought.

Late-career Orson Welles shooting a commercial

$3.75 in coins flew out of my pocket in an e scooter crash and now the bus stop teens are calling me sonic the hedgehog

Scrolling types which are better for you:

Loomscrolling - revelling in tapestry
Roomscrolling - enjoying interiors
Bloomscrolling - flowers heal
Plumescrolling - pens forever
Flumescrolling - water parks are fun
Broomscrolling - mmm, brushes
Moomscrolling- Moomins!
Legumescrolling - veg power

Existential worries on a Wednesday evening