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Chris
@chrismclaughlin.bsky.social
🌲 Stanford University 🌲
BS Applied Mathematics
Principal Machine Learning Engineer
OpenAI
Let me guess, the person that runs this account ended up having to go to their safety school
October 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Even the people in the comments don’t get it
Harvard University includes everything - Harvard Law School, Harvard Business, Medical, etc
Harvard College is where to go to get your undergraduate
September 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
My medicine used to cost me 50 a month and now it’s only 7 - while those aren’t big numbers, percentage wise it’s like 85% cheaper
Getting something at an 85% discount is unheard of
September 3, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Because that’s the response it found online - it’s not actual AI, it’s just a conversational contextual search engine
It doesn’t “know” anything, the responses are statistically likely to make sense given the prompt and its training
July 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Knew you couldn’t come up with anything clown, thanks for playing and losing
June 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I feel like you have trouble with math I didn’t mention anything she excels at, I mentioned the things she needs to do better as a forward
You’re the one with the iq of a toothpick saying she isn’t one dimensional but refuses to mention anything she excels at
June 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
To be considered top tier, you have to be far less one dimensional - at her position she def needs to work on her FG%(35% is not acceptable) and it’s not like she can’t shoot because she’s 70% FT% - so that means her footwork is terrible and she’s rushing her shots - she’s def not top tier yet
June 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The term pyramid didn’t exist when the pyramids were built - but guess what - that’s what we call them
May 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
It’s not my fault you don’t know what you’re talking about - Jewish isn’t genetics, I’ll make sure to let everyone know they were not the victim of a genocide according to you
You should have tried continuing your education after grade 12
May 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The word genocide comes from the Greek genos (meaning “race” or “tribe”) and the Latin -cide (meaning “killing”). It has nothing to do with genetics - move on dummy
May 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The Assyrian Empire would have been the first to commit the practice that you refer to as genocide
You should have paid attention n World History class and you would have realized the world became a shithole once people arrived
May 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
People are selectively nostalgic about the Zune and the Windows phone - both were absolute dumpster fires of terrible design and inefficient software
May 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I trim Stella’s nails - I’m pretty sure she’ll still F up your day if she wanted to

…When she isn’t busy sitting on her fluffy princess pillow of course
May 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I would have gone with “Christ 2 Electric Boogaloo”
May 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Trust me, if there’s a way to ruin it, Hasbro will find it
May 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I hope I found this in time to stop you, if I’m too late, sorry I failed you
May 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Abby gets a full arc—revenge, redemption, forgiveness, companionship, and survival. She gets a second chance at family with Lev, and literally sails off into the sunset
Ellie loses everything: Joel, Jesse, Dina, JJ, her home, She ends the game isolated, emotionally broken with nothing to show for it
May 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM