Chris
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Chris
@chrismclaughlin.bsky.social
🌲 Stanford University 🌲
BS Applied Mathematics
Principal Machine Learning Engineer
OpenAI
I trim Stella’s nails - I’m pretty sure she’ll still F up your day if she wanted to

…When she isn’t busy sitting on her fluffy princess pillow of course
May 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I love that even AI can see right through Donny Cates and his overwritten and generic stories
May 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
This angry little shoelace will bite my hand 287 times when I put it in the enclosure
February 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Green Keeled Bellied lizard

They like to eat and eat and eat and eat…
#reptile
February 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Thanks for nothing @detroitlions.bsky.social
November 29, 2024 at 12:39 AM
even the Stop/Shop generic version is better
November 26, 2024 at 4:14 PM
One is a list of the 10 smartest states, the other is the 10 states that eat soup with a fork
Don't cross reference it with an electoral map whatever you do
November 26, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Stella thinks there are way too many cat pictures here #Doberman
November 25, 2024 at 4:20 AM
This is Stella, nobody talks to us, they usually change sides of the street :(
November 16, 2024 at 4:31 AM
November 16, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Stella approves #doberman
November 16, 2024 at 1:39 AM
I feel like ChatGPT put Friday afternoon before vacation effort into mine
November 16, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Me at halftime thinking I’m in good shape - which one is going to cost me the win?
November 15, 2024 at 2:51 AM