Chris
@chrismclaughlin.bsky.social
🌲 Stanford University 🌲
BS Applied Mathematics
Principal Machine Learning Engineer
OpenAI
BS Applied Mathematics
Principal Machine Learning Engineer
OpenAI
@sixersnba.bsky.social you should have been a good team for Halloween this year instead of being the Sixers
November 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM
@sixersnba.bsky.social you should have been a good team for Halloween this year instead of being the Sixers
Florida St - you need to stop that chant, not because it’s offensive, but because it’s dumb as fuck and you never stop. It’s enough already, move on
August 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Florida St - you need to stop that chant, not because it’s offensive, but because it’s dumb as fuck and you never stop. It’s enough already, move on
All the tariff experts are now experts in Middle East conflicts
June 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
All the tariff experts are now experts in Middle East conflicts
I should take less joy in making people look stupid, but sometimes it’s just too easy
May 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I should take less joy in making people look stupid, but sometimes it’s just too easy
Even with a new platform you can’t escape the same morons from Twitter
Just typical attention seeking dopes that are mad because nobody outside of their phone pays attention to them
Just typical attention seeking dopes that are mad because nobody outside of their phone pays attention to them
May 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Even with a new platform you can’t escape the same morons from Twitter
Just typical attention seeking dopes that are mad because nobody outside of their phone pays attention to them
Just typical attention seeking dopes that are mad because nobody outside of their phone pays attention to them
I’ve said it so many times, but @brianmbendis.bsky.social run on USM is not only the best Spider-Man run of all time, but one of the greatest comic book runs of all time
A decade of consistent quality, perfect pacing, long term payoff, consistent tone and vision
Absolute masterclass in storytelling
A decade of consistent quality, perfect pacing, long term payoff, consistent tone and vision
Absolute masterclass in storytelling
May 16, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I’ve said it so many times, but @brianmbendis.bsky.social run on USM is not only the best Spider-Man run of all time, but one of the greatest comic book runs of all time
A decade of consistent quality, perfect pacing, long term payoff, consistent tone and vision
Absolute masterclass in storytelling
A decade of consistent quality, perfect pacing, long term payoff, consistent tone and vision
Absolute masterclass in storytelling
I love that even AI can see right through Donny Cates and his overwritten and generic stories
May 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I love that even AI can see right through Donny Cates and his overwritten and generic stories
I hate politicians because they always open their mouth and say the dumbest things, @jasmineforus.bsky.social is no different
May 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I hate politicians because they always open their mouth and say the dumbest things, @jasmineforus.bsky.social is no different
The first time i played LoU2 i was sure that @druckmann.bsky.social completely F’d up the story, but after a recent play through Im even more sure of it
Ellie murders everyone in Abby’s orbit and then has a sudden shift at the last second? No chance, that’s completely out of pocket for her character
Ellie murders everyone in Abby’s orbit and then has a sudden shift at the last second? No chance, that’s completely out of pocket for her character
May 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The first time i played LoU2 i was sure that @druckmann.bsky.social completely F’d up the story, but after a recent play through Im even more sure of it
Ellie murders everyone in Abby’s orbit and then has a sudden shift at the last second? No chance, that’s completely out of pocket for her character
Ellie murders everyone in Abby’s orbit and then has a sudden shift at the last second? No chance, that’s completely out of pocket for her character
Dude, #shannonsharpe is just a degen gooner
April 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Dude, #shannonsharpe is just a degen gooner
It sad that @realtimers.bsky.social is so jealous of Larry David's success
April 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
It sad that @realtimers.bsky.social is so jealous of Larry David's success
I guess I have to provide links for people who aren’t smart enough to navigate the internet
April 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I guess I have to provide links for people who aren’t smart enough to navigate the internet
It’s hard to keep up, are you all international trade experts today, or geneticists?
Social media is always full of google experts
Social media is always full of google experts
April 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
It’s hard to keep up, are you all international trade experts today, or geneticists?
Social media is always full of google experts
Social media is always full of google experts
Does anyone know what time I should expect my Greenland invasion plans text message?
March 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Does anyone know what time I should expect my Greenland invasion plans text message?
Of course nobody wanted to let JD Vance into their home, they probably owned a couch
March 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Of course nobody wanted to let JD Vance into their home, they probably owned a couch
So I finished playing through #acshadows - the game was fine, I had fun playing it the entire time, what is the issue?
March 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
So I finished playing through #acshadows - the game was fine, I had fun playing it the entire time, what is the issue?
February 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
This place filled up with the Twitter douchebots exceptionally fast
February 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
This place filled up with the Twitter douchebots exceptionally fast
Looks like the bots are thriving here
February 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Looks like the bots are thriving here
Looks like the Twitter douchebags are slowly migrating here
February 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Looks like the Twitter douchebags are slowly migrating here
It’s amazing how many people think nobody had it harder then them - people are either incredibly narcissistic or they love being a victim, it’s hard to tell which is which
February 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
It’s amazing how many people think nobody had it harder then them - people are either incredibly narcissistic or they love being a victim, it’s hard to tell which is which
I have to know @mcuban.bsky.social , do they have to ask you for the ok to trade Luka?
February 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I have to know @mcuban.bsky.social , do they have to ask you for the ok to trade Luka?
If you think Deepseek is advanced, you should see Chinas EVs - though you’ll never get to buy them because they hide them behind the “oh they’re spying” excuse
In reality they would just crush the current auto industry
In reality they would just crush the current auto industry
January 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
If you think Deepseek is advanced, you should see Chinas EVs - though you’ll never get to buy them because they hide them behind the “oh they’re spying” excuse
In reality they would just crush the current auto industry
In reality they would just crush the current auto industry
is there an actual reason why Fetterman dresses like a hobo?
January 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
is there an actual reason why Fetterman dresses like a hobo?