Chris Larsen
@chrislarsen.bsky.social
Full Stack Web Developer. Main languages are Crystal, Ruby, and JavaScript.
Known to tell jokes to make anyone groan.
He/him
Known to tell jokes to make anyone groan.
He/him
But how will they afford universal healthcare?
NEW: ICE has torn up its $180M cap on a proposed immigrant-tracking program and is now guaranteeing private surveillance firms at least $7.5M each, with potential payouts reaching $281M per vendor. The change signals a shift from “pilot” to full-scale outsourcing of street-level investigative work.
ICE Offers Up to $280 Million to Immigrant-Tracking ‘Bounty Hunter’ Firms
Immigration and Customs Enforcement lifted a $180 million cap on a proposed immigrant-tracking program while guaranteeing multimillion-dollar payouts for private surveillance firms.
www.wired.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
But how will they afford universal healthcare?
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My mom told her physical therapist she wears a mask because her husband and daughter are immunocompromised. The PT said she is too but isn't worried bc she knows if she dies she is going to heaven. Then her co-worker yelled, “Shut up Debbie you wear a seatbelt and take blood pressure meds” 👀
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
My mom told her physical therapist she wears a mask because her husband and daughter are immunocompromised. The PT said she is too but isn't worried bc she knows if she dies she is going to heaven. Then her co-worker yelled, “Shut up Debbie you wear a seatbelt and take blood pressure meds” 👀
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Hi my friend, We’re living with constant need and very few resources. I’m holding on for my family. If you can support me, your kindness will help us endure.
Please consider making a donation 💚
Your support can help us rebuild, heal, and find hope again after all we’ve endured.
gofund.me
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Hi my friend, We’re living with constant need and very few resources. I’m holding on for my family. If you can support me, your kindness will help us endure.
Western society has put an age limit on everything other than stupidity.
November 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Western society has put an age limit on everything other than stupidity.
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Israel Shutdown a Children’s theatre Performance of "Dreams Under the Olive Tree” in Jerusalem, last night
It was so brutal that one child got so scared he vomited.
Imagine how WEAK your government has to be to FEAR and SHUTDOWN a children’s play.
It was so brutal that one child got so scared he vomited.
Imagine how WEAK your government has to be to FEAR and SHUTDOWN a children’s play.
November 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Israel Shutdown a Children’s theatre Performance of "Dreams Under the Olive Tree” in Jerusalem, last night
It was so brutal that one child got so scared he vomited.
Imagine how WEAK your government has to be to FEAR and SHUTDOWN a children’s play.
It was so brutal that one child got so scared he vomited.
Imagine how WEAK your government has to be to FEAR and SHUTDOWN a children’s play.
Best use of this meme.
November 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Best use of this meme.
Anyone else cheering on the collapse of the United States, or is it just me?
Come dork out while we zoom in on a judge’s ruling that Lindsey Halligan was illegally appointed and her actions, including prosecuting James Comey and Letitia James, are set aside. This has potentially big consequences for Trump’s revenge plans. My write-up in the replies.
November 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Anyone else cheering on the collapse of the United States, or is it just me?
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?!
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?!
I know we Danes like to make fun of Sweden, but this is just making it too easy.
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I know we Danes like to make fun of Sweden, but this is just making it too easy.
I can't believe this still needs to be said, but for all the revolutionaries out there, if you're not willing to learn from new information, then you're not helping anyone.
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I can't believe this still needs to be said, but for all the revolutionaries out there, if you're not willing to learn from new information, then you're not helping anyone.
Fake cream has to be called "kreme."
Fake cheese has to be called "cheez."
Billionaire-owned infotainment news should have to be called "nooz."
Fake cheese has to be called "cheez."
Billionaire-owned infotainment news should have to be called "nooz."
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Fake cream has to be called "kreme."
Fake cheese has to be called "cheez."
Billionaire-owned infotainment news should have to be called "nooz."
Fake cheese has to be called "cheez."
Billionaire-owned infotainment news should have to be called "nooz."
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Is anti-surveillance fashion the AI invisibility cloak we’ve been waiting for?
Find out if humans were detected in this issue of #NothingPersonal.
mzl.la/4iof6ML
Find out if humans were detected in this issue of #NothingPersonal.
mzl.la/4iof6ML
How to Disappear: The Rise of Anti-Surveillance Fashion
Read our reporting on adversarial fashion. We put the top anti-surveillance fashion to the test including Reflectacles, AntiAI Clothing, Yelo Pomelo, Cap_able Design, Oogaly, and RiotAssembly.
mzl.la
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Is anti-surveillance fashion the AI invisibility cloak we’ve been waiting for?
Find out if humans were detected in this issue of #NothingPersonal.
mzl.la/4iof6ML
Find out if humans were detected in this issue of #NothingPersonal.
mzl.la/4iof6ML
Liberal motto.
BREAKING: Pipelines only bad when Conservatives do it
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Liberal motto.
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No. Absolutely not. The machine is disgusting and we should break it.
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anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
No. Absolutely not. The machine is disgusting and we should break it.
anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
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Mozilla Foundation and @algorithmwatch.org asked platforms to share their top 1,000 most-viewed posts.
Every single one refused.
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Every single one refused.
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Demand the Data: What’s Really Going Viral? | Mozilla Foundation
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mzl.la
November 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Mozilla Foundation and @algorithmwatch.org asked platforms to share their top 1,000 most-viewed posts.
Every single one refused.
Add your name to our campaign demanding YouTube, Meta, TikTok, LinkedIn, and X provide basic transparency✍️ mzl.la/4p2p8Wj
Every single one refused.
Add your name to our campaign demanding YouTube, Meta, TikTok, LinkedIn, and X provide basic transparency✍️ mzl.la/4p2p8Wj
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Please dont ignore our pleas.My family is suffering from loss,illness, hunger,cold,my baby is getting weaker every day dueto anemia weightloss,15 members of myfamily on the verge of collapse.We haven't received support for 3days
help us in any way you can.Perhaps life will giveus another chance🙏💔
help us in any way you can.Perhaps life will giveus another chance🙏💔
November 24, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Please dont ignore our pleas.My family is suffering from loss,illness, hunger,cold,my baby is getting weaker every day dueto anemia weightloss,15 members of myfamily on the verge of collapse.We haven't received support for 3days
help us in any way you can.Perhaps life will giveus another chance🙏💔
help us in any way you can.Perhaps life will giveus another chance🙏💔
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what level of dimensional chess is carney operating at these days? gotta be 15 or 16 according to the delusional stans.
November 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
what level of dimensional chess is carney operating at these days? gotta be 15 or 16 according to the delusional stans.
Once more for the people in the back.
children are not objects for adults to use for personal growth goddamn lol
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Once more for the people in the back.
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This instead of just funding cancer research with how much one of these things costs.
Got this cool screenshot of lesser evilism: it can both firebomb children and raise breast cancer awareness. It kills 2 birds with 1 stone. Or maybe it kills 1 bird and saves the other, but 1 bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush, I guess. 🙃
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
This instead of just funding cancer research with how much one of these things costs.