Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast
@chowder.bsky.social
Decrepit esports influencer, the Diogenes of Video Games, Godzilla of being a gay disaster, Load-Bearing Cis Guy of the trans community.
He/Him.
@TheChowderhead everywhere else.
He/Him.
@TheChowderhead everywhere else.
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Zohran says you’re trans now
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Zohran says you’re trans now
I am hearing that Zohran Mamdani personally approached Dick Cheney in his final moments, where the Vice President recited the Shahada and admitted that he was worried he would not have time before he passed to be admitted into Jannah and sit with the faithful to watch over the Ummah.
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I am hearing that Zohran Mamdani personally approached Dick Cheney in his final moments, where the Vice President recited the Shahada and admitted that he was worried he would not have time before he passed to be admitted into Jannah and sit with the faithful to watch over the Ummah.
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Bluesky rn
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Bluesky rn
The sandwich exploded on me. I could feel it through my bulletproof vest. The worst part about it, though, was the smells. Onions. Mustard. I'll never forget what I went through that day. How could I. How could anyone. Mustard stains, oh god, the mustard stains.
November 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The sandwich exploded on me. I could feel it through my bulletproof vest. The worst part about it, though, was the smells. Onions. Mustard. I'll never forget what I went through that day. How could I. How could anyone. Mustard stains, oh god, the mustard stains.
Watching two people who desperately want to laugh at someone who made their lives hell dying but can't because they're about to be the mayor and mayoress of New York City is hysterical. He literally just does this and tries his damndest to not say anything.
November 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Watching two people who desperately want to laugh at someone who made their lives hell dying but can't because they're about to be the mayor and mayoress of New York City is hysterical. He literally just does this and tries his damndest to not say anything.
Easily one of the funniest crossovers of the modern era is the fact that the Denver Broncos fanbase has decided that they will co-opt one of the most popular video games of 2025 to make highlight reels with.
That game? Umamusume: Pretty Derby.
That game? Umamusume: Pretty Derby.
November 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Easily one of the funniest crossovers of the modern era is the fact that the Denver Broncos fanbase has decided that they will co-opt one of the most popular video games of 2025 to make highlight reels with.
That game? Umamusume: Pretty Derby.
That game? Umamusume: Pretty Derby.
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We've been doing work on a baker's house for a bit and today he came into the office with a thank you gift, and HOLY SHIT THE BEST CANNOLIS IN BOSTON JUST GOT HAND DELIVERED TO THE OFFICE OH FUCK ME OH GOD
November 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
We've been doing work on a baker's house for a bit and today he came into the office with a thank you gift, and HOLY SHIT THE BEST CANNOLIS IN BOSTON JUST GOT HAND DELIVERED TO THE OFFICE OH FUCK ME OH GOD
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when i finally snap they'll say they never saw it coming. but i'm telling you. there are signs
October 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
when i finally snap they'll say they never saw it coming. but i'm telling you. there are signs
One of my favorites movies is Lord of War, not because of the movie itself, but because everything involved in the production is absolutely insane.
October 27, 2025 at 1:19 PM
One of my favorites movies is Lord of War, not because of the movie itself, but because everything involved in the production is absolutely insane.
I have fucked over people with Eternal Weekend prize money with this card.
Now I show it to you, MTG community: The answer to Firebending in a single. goddamn. card.
Now I show it to you, MTG community: The answer to Firebending in a single. goddamn. card.
October 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I have fucked over people with Eternal Weekend prize money with this card.
Now I show it to you, MTG community: The answer to Firebending in a single. goddamn. card.
Now I show it to you, MTG community: The answer to Firebending in a single. goddamn. card.
They announced a Switch 2 version of Factorio and all I can think about is this post
October 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
They announced a Switch 2 version of Factorio and all I can think about is this post
gonna try giving myself a hypoxia-induced loboty to cure my addiction to guys, brb
October 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
gonna try giving myself a hypoxia-induced loboty to cure my addiction to guys, brb
Me when Melville chucks another throwaway line into his books that will be better than anything I've ever written or will ever be able to write
October 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Me when Melville chucks another throwaway line into his books that will be better than anything I've ever written or will ever be able to write
Out boss wants us to have weekly meetings as an office on Mondays and Fridays. Had the first morning of meetings and they were all productive and blew by, unlike every other job I've ever worked. You can have... Meetings... That don't suck...?
October 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Out boss wants us to have weekly meetings as an office on Mondays and Fridays. Had the first morning of meetings and they were all productive and blew by, unlike every other job I've ever worked. You can have... Meetings... That don't suck...?
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SHIVERS - MAKE IT RIGHT. MORE THAN YOU KNOW DEPENDS ON IT.
October 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
SHIVERS - MAKE IT RIGHT. MORE THAN YOU KNOW DEPENDS ON IT.
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while it may not seem like it to someone scrolling by with a cursory look, what i am creating is not ‘ironic’ nor a ‘get rich quick scheme’ and it is certainly not AI GENERATED. it is a genuine expression of my heart and my beliefs about sexuality and art and love and freedom and curiosity and joy
October 16, 2025 at 2:25 PM
while it may not seem like it to someone scrolling by with a cursory look, what i am creating is not ‘ironic’ nor a ‘get rich quick scheme’ and it is certainly not AI GENERATED. it is a genuine expression of my heart and my beliefs about sexuality and art and love and freedom and curiosity and joy
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please enjoy brand new tingler MY NEIGHBOR’S TWELVE-FOOT-TALL DECORATIVE HALLOWEEN SKELETON GETS ME OFF ALSO SHE IS A LESBIAN out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0FWC6K3MR/ or on all patreon tiers www.patreon.com/posts/my-nei...
October 15, 2025 at 3:17 PM
please enjoy brand new tingler MY NEIGHBOR’S TWELVE-FOOT-TALL DECORATIVE HALLOWEEN SKELETON GETS ME OFF ALSO SHE IS A LESBIAN out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0FWC6K3MR/ or on all patreon tiers www.patreon.com/posts/my-nei...
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You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable
You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month
You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month
October 15, 2025 at 7:00 AM
You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable
You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month
You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month
Went to the State Fair. Remains absolutely fantastic in terms of vibes.
October 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Went to the State Fair. Remains absolutely fantastic in terms of vibes.
Not to be this guy, but I respectfully disagree with Amy. We've had Masshole representation for quite some time.
October 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Not to be this guy, but I respectfully disagree with Amy. We've had Masshole representation for quite some time.
Don't you love it when your hot water heater, car, and computer break on the same day?
in case you were wondering how my day's going, i'm about one piece of bad news away from selling everything i own and becoming a cave hermit.
in case you were wondering how my day's going, i'm about one piece of bad news away from selling everything i own and becoming a cave hermit.
October 8, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Don't you love it when your hot water heater, car, and computer break on the same day?
in case you were wondering how my day's going, i'm about one piece of bad news away from selling everything i own and becoming a cave hermit.
in case you were wondering how my day's going, i'm about one piece of bad news away from selling everything i own and becoming a cave hermit.
It is insane to me that the cheapest, rinkydink piece of shit 3d printer is more reliable than a 4,000 dollar Epson. I've met computer engineers with decades of experience building some of the most complex code who consider the average office printer to be an unsolvable black box.
all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.
October 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
It is insane to me that the cheapest, rinkydink piece of shit 3d printer is more reliable than a 4,000 dollar Epson. I've met computer engineers with decades of experience building some of the most complex code who consider the average office printer to be an unsolvable black box.