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Too Big Too Flail
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January 27, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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That's just since New Year’s Eve. If you aren't mad yet, you aren't paying attention.
January 25, 2026 at 11:05 PM
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Ugh, divorce lawyers, fucking Cybertruck-chasers
January 19, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Feels good to be back to collecting again
January 19, 2026 at 6:20 AM
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>looking for a new ai company logo
>ask the graphic designer if the logo is a butthole or an animal
>she doesnt understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is butthole and what is animal
>she laughs and says “it’s a good logo sir”
>contract for logo
>its a butthole
January 16, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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Not enough people are tagging Jake Tapper in this
🚨HOLY SHIT: Trump fell asleep right in the middle of the meeting and it looks like the little girl noticed:
January 14, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Seems like it could be nice for D&T
January 11, 2026 at 11:09 AM