The Chonkahedron
@chonkahedron.bsky.social
Giant Scottish Softboi. Big Dad Energy. Not a slut but I play one on the internet.
NSFW. BLM. Trans rights are human rights. 🔞🏴🏳️🌈 MDNI. EMPTY PROFILES GET BLOCKED.
Queer smut, collections of interesting pop culture ephemera, shitposting
NSFW. BLM. Trans rights are human rights. 🔞🏴🏳️🌈 MDNI. EMPTY PROFILES GET BLOCKED.
Queer smut, collections of interesting pop culture ephemera, shitposting
Pinned
No posts? No profile pic? No bio?
No chance.
If you're not making at least a little effort then you're getting blocked.
No chance.
If you're not making at least a little effort then you're getting blocked.
John Goodman in Roseanne, John Candy in Home Alone & Uncle Buck, Fred Flintstone.
Why are you gay?
December 11, 2025 at 12:17 PM
John Goodman in Roseanne, John Candy in Home Alone & Uncle Buck, Fred Flintstone.
Still here. Still fat. Actually I think I'm fatter now which is not a good thing but hey.
December 11, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Still here. Still fat. Actually I think I'm fatter now which is not a good thing but hey.
Quote this post with your best briefs pic, please and thank you.
December 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Quote this post with your best briefs pic, please and thank you.
Post your most daddy pic.
December 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Post your most daddy pic.
A classic of the early YouTube ages.
Shakira hips dont lie parody
YouTube video by andreasogtobias
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
A classic of the early YouTube ages.
Belly and bulge this morning.
December 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Belly and bulge this morning.
Flaccid Friday is a thing, right?
December 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Flaccid Friday is a thing, right?
Looking out the window this morning.
December 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Looking out the window this morning.
My yearly wrapped.
December 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
My yearly wrapped.
Having just read the Wikipedia summary, I now have absolutely zero interest in seeing Pillion. I had next to no interest in seeing it anyway but now even less.
December 1, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Having just read the Wikipedia summary, I now have absolutely zero interest in seeing Pillion. I had next to no interest in seeing it anyway but now even less.
Getting dressed this morning.
November 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Getting dressed this morning.
If you're a "plus size model" promoting "body positivity" and you're now advertising weight loss drugs from a bear-themed online "pharmacy" you can climb right on into the fucking bin.
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
If you're a "plus size model" promoting "body positivity" and you're now advertising weight loss drugs from a bear-themed online "pharmacy" you can climb right on into the fucking bin.
Went to the Christmas lights at the botanic gardens tonight with @distorted-view.bsky.social and @mattgikarp.bsky.social and it was lovely. More pics will come when I get them off my proper camera but here's some selfies from the tunnel of light thingy.
November 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Went to the Christmas lights at the botanic gardens tonight with @distorted-view.bsky.social and @mattgikarp.bsky.social and it was lovely. More pics will come when I get them off my proper camera but here's some selfies from the tunnel of light thingy.
Chasers. Not even once.
November 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Chasers. Not even once.
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
November 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
Is there any other film as sweet and joyful as Delirious that features a big guy as a romantic lead?
November 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Is there any other film as sweet and joyful as Delirious that features a big guy as a romantic lead?
I never realised Gailard Sartain died earlier this year. The loss of another adorable chubby guy from my formative years. ☹️
November 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I never realised Gailard Sartain died earlier this year. The loss of another adorable chubby guy from my formative years. ☹️
Reposted by The Chonkahedron
Fine I'll do it myself (mock up that is)
November 6, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Fine I'll do it myself (mock up that is)
Today's question: is the prevalence of chast*ty and orgasm denial a neo-prudish rejection of post-boomer hedonism?
November 19, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Today's question: is the prevalence of chast*ty and orgasm denial a neo-prudish rejection of post-boomer hedonism?
I have some sexy friends.
Sometimes you're just at home and a voice says "You should be in a jock and play on your phone" Then the voice says "Well you got a phone, and a jock on why not take some photos". Me I'm the voice it was me I said these things. Me!!!
November 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I have some sexy friends.
Still the absolute GOAT lipsync performance.
DRAG QUEEN’S EPIC SNEEZING ATTACK
YouTube video by lotion
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Still the absolute GOAT lipsync performance.
Fuck this pish.
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Fuck this pish.
The Scott Monument can look absolutely stunning at this time of year.
November 6, 2025 at 11:48 AM
The Scott Monument can look absolutely stunning at this time of year.
At least 80% of what I've been seeing on FB lately is just posts of this pic.
It's fun watching right wingers lose their shit over it.
It's fun watching right wingers lose their shit over it.
November 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
At least 80% of what I've been seeing on FB lately is just posts of this pic.
It's fun watching right wingers lose their shit over it.
It's fun watching right wingers lose their shit over it.