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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday
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Not the actual Epcot 🏳️‍🌈 Currently involved in some NYE chaos
It is with a heavy heart and a soul burdened by profound regret that I must communicate a most unfortunate development regarding our mechanical apparatus. Be it known to you, oh seeker of refreshment, that our automated emulsification system has transitioned into a state of involuntary dormancy.
February 11, 2026 at 1:49 AM
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February 10, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Thank you for riding the LA Metro, this concludes our intensive 3 week course
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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so round about 1919 they went to general electric and said "we want the most baller electric locomotive ever made, please" and GE said "okay, sure," and delivered the MR class ep-2 (Electric Passenger 2), the Bi-Polar. This bad boy is an articulated beast with 12 electric motors, making about 3200hp
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 PM
I’m just trying to eat my fucking baby carrots in peace
February 10, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Me when my WiFi network goes down during a meeting
That outage was harrowing
February 9, 2026 at 10:56 PM
i... what
February 9, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Snowman in Animal Crossing just told me I have nice feet???
February 9, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Me on any given day
a man wearing glasses is laying on a bed and making a face .
ALT: a man wearing glasses is laying on a bed and making a face .
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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Los Angeles continues another decade of self-imposed poverty rather than allowing new homes to be built for all the people who want to live in them.
I don't really see a lot of reporting reminding everyone about this, but residents of Los Angeles should know that, as part of our broke-ass city budget negotiations, many LA city workers are being forced to take an unpaid holiday today, the first of five such days planned for this year
February 9, 2026 at 5:50 PM
tired of being findommed every month (paying rent)
February 9, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Now that's a CTA
February 9, 2026 at 6:46 PM
95.69% of Europeans can't name this state
February 9, 2026 at 7:23 AM
what i want oomf to post on main
February 9, 2026 at 7:09 AM
Seattle tonight
February 9, 2026 at 3:02 AM
i've been clocked
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
I do not blow with my mouth; he who blows with his mouth has forgotten the face of his father. I blow with my heart.
February 8, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Happy Bad Bunny Day
February 8, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Found a new Wednesday restaurant for @ptklein.com
February 8, 2026 at 8:42 AM
Some random person in DTLA just fucking threw a plate of mystery goo in my face??? what the fuck is even going on her anymore
February 8, 2026 at 6:20 AM
When oomf is big and thick 🥵
February 8, 2026 at 5:57 AM
me watching the Muppet Show special
February 8, 2026 at 12:23 AM
me watching today's discourse
February 7, 2026 at 11:59 PM
good afternoon
February 7, 2026 at 11:57 PM
I got sent a bunch of questionable candy???
February 7, 2026 at 11:40 PM