Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday
@epcot.bsky.social
Not the actual Epcot 🏳️🌈 Currently involved in some NYE chaos
Me when I decide to become a side
February 15, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Me when I decide to become a side
Good morning
February 15, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Good morning
Los Angeles City Council is so broken, the city is having to return grant money because they can’t actually use it in time
February 15, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Los Angeles City Council is so broken, the city is having to return grant money because they can’t actually use it in time
If you build a man a fire he'll be warm for the day. If you light a man on fire he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
February 15, 2026 at 3:54 AM
If you build a man a fire he'll be warm for the day. If you light a man on fire he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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valentine's day isn't just for couples, it's also a day to celebrate love. for instance, i would love it if housing prices came down.
February 14, 2026 at 8:11 PM
valentine's day isn't just for couples, it's also a day to celebrate love. for instance, i would love it if housing prices came down.
Good night
February 14, 2026 at 8:25 AM
Good night
Machines took his job
February 14, 2026 at 7:25 AM
Machines took his job
I love the opera
February 14, 2026 at 6:57 AM
I love the opera
What I want to receive from oomf
February 14, 2026 at 6:31 AM
What I want to receive from oomf
Good evening
February 14, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Good evening
Good evening
February 14, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Good evening
Looked at my bank account and it turns out all I can afford is the outskirts of Tulsa
Once again considering where in Seattle to move to… 🧐
February 14, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Looked at my bank account and it turns out all I can afford is the outskirts of Tulsa
Oomf on a swing
February 14, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Oomf on a swing
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How Miss Piggy Went From Minor Muppet to TV’s Top Hog
www.nytimes.com
February 14, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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why is this listed as a single family home???
www.zillow.com
February 13, 2026 at 10:52 PM
why is this listed as a single family home???
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Rents are declining nationwide because the United States is building more housing. www.apartmentlist.com/research/nat...
February 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Rents are declining nationwide because the United States is building more housing. www.apartmentlist.com/research/nat...
wtf is a 1099-N
February 13, 2026 at 6:45 AM
wtf is a 1099-N
Me looking at the zoning code and permitting process
February 13, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Me looking at the zoning code and permitting process
why are they asking $450,000 for this
February 13, 2026 at 5:33 AM
why are they asking $450,000 for this
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Once again considering where in Seattle to move to… 🧐
February 13, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Once again considering where in Seattle to move to… 🧐
Thinking about how The Theme Park Company call center would give you a 0 on call quality rating if you dared to say “the system is slow today” instead of “oh the system is being enhanced right now one moment 😊😊😊”
February 12, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Thinking about how The Theme Park Company call center would give you a 0 on call quality rating if you dared to say “the system is slow today” instead of “oh the system is being enhanced right now one moment 😊😊😊”
Imagine this at a regular job 🥴
Boss: Did you finish this deliverable?
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know anything about that
Boss: I have a Jira ticket assigned to you where you agreed to do it
JOHNSON: I don't know anything about that but it would be inappropriate if it happened
Boss: Did you finish this deliverable?
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know anything about that
Boss: I have a Jira ticket assigned to you where you agreed to do it
JOHNSON: I don't know anything about that but it would be inappropriate if it happened
Q: Rep. Jayapal accused the DOJ of tracking her search history. Is that appropriate conduct?
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know anything about that
Q: Bondi had a piece of paper with Jayapal's search history
JOHNSON: I don't know anything about that but it would be inappropriate if it happened
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know anything about that
Q: Bondi had a piece of paper with Jayapal's search history
JOHNSON: I don't know anything about that but it would be inappropriate if it happened
February 12, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Imagine this at a regular job 🥴
Boss: Did you finish this deliverable?
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know anything about that
Boss: I have a Jira ticket assigned to you where you agreed to do it
JOHNSON: I don't know anything about that but it would be inappropriate if it happened
Boss: Did you finish this deliverable?
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know anything about that
Boss: I have a Jira ticket assigned to you where you agreed to do it
JOHNSON: I don't know anything about that but it would be inappropriate if it happened