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The Chonkahedron

@chonkahedron.bsky.social

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Giant Scottish Softboi. Big Dad Energy. Not a slut but I play one on the internet. NSFW. BLM. Trans rights are human rights. 🔞🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 MDNI. EMPTY PROFILES GET BLOCKED. Queer smut, collections of interesting pop culture ephemera, shitposting

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · Nov 11

No posts? No profile pic? No bio?

No chance.

If you're not making at least a little effort then you're getting blocked.

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 1h

I fell out of favour with heaven somewhere so I'm here for the hell of it now.

The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 19h

Video game vinyl releases are such a chaotic (and expensive) rabbit hole.

The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 19h

I'm still kicking myself for missing Snatcher.

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 20h

Did you get the soundtrack when it came out on vinyl a few years ago?

The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 20h

I really wish they'd filmed a performance of Re-Animator: The Musical.

The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 21h

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 23h

Freshly showered tummy Tuesday. Thought I was losing weight. Lol guess fucking not.

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 23h

I was thinking "oh, who is that?" and oh. That guy.

The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 1d

Here's some more risqué pics from the other day

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 1d

You really are stunning. 😍

The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 1d

I'm a Pokémon trainer with an all water and grass team. I'm a Brock destroyer.

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 3d

I like playing with strings of LEDs and making @distorted-view.bsky.social take photos of me doing so. 😁

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 3d

And what beautiful proof it is!

The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 4d

That's what happens when you beat the Spiny Honker.

The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 5d

I love that they're still best friends IRL.

The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 5d

God I miss the peak sythwave era.

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 6d

*screaming crying throwing up*

SUGAR @sugarcopperblue.bsky.social · 7d

Sugar is back! New music at sugarcopperblue.com PLUS May 2026 live shows in NYC and London. All the info is here!

The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 6d

I was going to say, Chaotix, Kolibri, Tempo and Darxide. I've not got a 32x yet but I've got a few games for it.

The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 6d

Like all 4 of them that are worth playing.

The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 7d

Just to be clear, we are all still absolutely stanning the incredibly hot cub at the knife store, right?

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 7d

It's the 2 year anniversary of me looking sultry and seductive in my kilt. And also looking like a slut.

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 10d

New shirt day. I need a haircut.

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 10d

Also absolute top tier soundtrack.

The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 12d

For me personally it was Brad Jones, Marilyn Manson, The Gothsicles, KMFDM, and of course Neil Gaiman.

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The Chonkahedron @chonkahedron.bsky.social · 12d

As someone who has been a big fan of people who have been revealed to be huge pieces of shit, the fact that they don't see anything wrong with this disappoints me every time.

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