Emily
@chongqingpunk.bsky.social
Out here in Chongqing, punking it up
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Emily
@chongqingpunk.bsky.social
· Nov 30
Hey, who's out there being weird? I need some suggestions on people to follow ...
I’ll probably never be famous enough for my refusal to be on Dancing With the Stars to mean anything.
January 26, 2026 at 3:04 PM
I’ll probably never be famous enough for my refusal to be on Dancing With the Stars to mean anything.
If you’ve ever thought “Boy, that Dr Luke is a genius,” then AI music is for you
January 21, 2026 at 5:12 AM
If you’ve ever thought “Boy, that Dr Luke is a genius,” then AI music is for you
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A greeting card for my Bluesky friends
January 17, 2026 at 10:53 PM
A greeting card for my Bluesky friends
Everyone's all on Sam Reich to bring Taskmaster back to the US, but he already has a game show. Off the back of his Philadelphia win last night, I wanna see Chris Gethard take a swing.
January 21, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Everyone's all on Sam Reich to bring Taskmaster back to the US, but he already has a game show. Off the back of his Philadelphia win last night, I wanna see Chris Gethard take a swing.
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My new #blog series “Alive Internet Theory” covers human artists around the globe.
This first entry is dedicated to my favourite dystopian creatives over at @chongqingpunk.bsky.social !
truth-decay.com/2026/01/08/a...
This first entry is dedicated to my favourite dystopian creatives over at @chongqingpunk.bsky.social !
truth-decay.com/2026/01/08/a...
Alive Internet Theory – Chongqing Punk
This mind-bending creator may just be the epitome of social commentary.
truth-decay.com
January 8, 2026 at 6:58 PM
My new #blog series “Alive Internet Theory” covers human artists around the globe.
This first entry is dedicated to my favourite dystopian creatives over at @chongqingpunk.bsky.social !
truth-decay.com/2026/01/08/a...
This first entry is dedicated to my favourite dystopian creatives over at @chongqingpunk.bsky.social !
truth-decay.com/2026/01/08/a...
Chongqing Punk was named one of 26 hits of HUMAN creativity! We're so human!
26 hits of brilliant flawed HUMAN creativity
YouTube video by struthless
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December 31, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Chongqing Punk was named one of 26 hits of HUMAN creativity! We're so human!
This is the kind of one-star review that makes me want to read a book.
November 21, 2025 at 6:22 AM
This is the kind of one-star review that makes me want to read a book.
“I’d listen to him read an audiobook” is the new “I’d listen to him read the phone book,” because who has a phone book anymore
October 31, 2025 at 4:10 AM
“I’d listen to him read an audiobook” is the new “I’d listen to him read the phone book,” because who has a phone book anymore
I don’t know if any of you are in Chongqing or Chengdu, but I have some upcoming standup dates …
October 12, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I don’t know if any of you are in Chongqing or Chengdu, but I have some upcoming standup dates …
Finding a revolutionary unifying theory of physics in the grips of AI psychosis is the new Pepe Silvia
September 21, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Finding a revolutionary unifying theory of physics in the grips of AI psychosis is the new Pepe Silvia
Has anyone noticed that the editors of the LA Times crossword are OBSESSED with Issa Rae?
September 17, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Has anyone noticed that the editors of the LA Times crossword are OBSESSED with Issa Rae?
This is maybe the first time in my entire life that I’ve played a video game anywhere close to its release date
September 11, 2025 at 11:07 AM
This is maybe the first time in my entire life that I’ve played a video game anywhere close to its release date
When you see the title Super Mario Bros., do you pronounce the “Bros.” as “bros” or “brothers”? I do the latter and it never would have occurred to me to do the former, but I just listened to a podcast that went “bro.”
September 5, 2025 at 11:07 AM
When you see the title Super Mario Bros., do you pronounce the “Bros.” as “bros” or “brothers”? I do the latter and it never would have occurred to me to do the former, but I just listened to a podcast that went “bro.”
Because of course there is …
September 4, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Because of course there is …
Peter sez: it’s never too late for a placebo!
September 2, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Peter sez: it’s never too late for a placebo!
So is anyone still doing the Wordle? I'm pretty proud of today's go ...
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September 2, 2025 at 2:44 AM
So is anyone still doing the Wordle? I'm pretty proud of today's go ...
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Alternate tunings: Every Good Girl Deserves Tea
My Very Earnest Ernest Just Ordered Nine Eames Chairs
My Very Earnest Ernest Just Ordered Nine Eames Chairs
August 31, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Alternate tunings: Every Good Girl Deserves Tea
My Very Earnest Ernest Just Ordered Nine Eames Chairs
My Very Earnest Ernest Just Ordered Nine Eames Chairs
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Video appeals 46-year-old conviction for killing The Radio Star, argues that The Radio Star is alive and well and living under assumed name of The Podcaster.
August 31, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Video appeals 46-year-old conviction for killing The Radio Star, argues that The Radio Star is alive and well and living under assumed name of The Podcaster.
Going back through our archives, I found some scenes from Luzhou, Sichuan Province from 2011. The city is significantly more modernized these days. But we have some good memories from when we first arrived in China.
August 31, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Going back through our archives, I found some scenes from Luzhou, Sichuan Province from 2011. The city is significantly more modernized these days. But we have some good memories from when we first arrived in China.
Hank Green doesn’t need my endorsement (neither does Vic Michaelis), but these are all the fun facts you’ve ever wanted.
What is happening to all that helium?!
What is happening to all that helium?!
Vic Doesn’t Ask A Single Question | Vic Michaelis Asks Hank Anything
YouTube video by Complexly
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August 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Hank Green doesn’t need my endorsement (neither does Vic Michaelis), but these are all the fun facts you’ve ever wanted.
What is happening to all that helium?!
What is happening to all that helium?!
The question on everyone’s mind
When do we get to start blinding people with science.
August 29, 2025 at 7:32 AM
The question on everyone’s mind
It’s our 16th wedding anniversary, so we joined TikTok. Tell your short attention span friends.
Chongqing Punk's Creator Profile
www.tiktok.com
August 29, 2025 at 7:12 AM
It’s our 16th wedding anniversary, so we joined TikTok. Tell your short attention span friends.
If tigers had thumbs, would they deglaze the pan for a red wine reduction?
August 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
If tigers had thumbs, would they deglaze the pan for a red wine reduction?
I’m trying out posting annotated versions of the essays on Patreon. Would this interest you? Would you pay money for it? (The first one’s free 😜)
I worry about the future — annotated edition | Chongqing Punk
Get more from Chongqing Punk on Patreon
www.patreon.com
August 21, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I’m trying out posting annotated versions of the essays on Patreon. Would this interest you? Would you pay money for it? (The first one’s free 😜)
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Corn on the cob is just ribs for vegetarians
April 13, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Corn on the cob is just ribs for vegetarians