Chocolate Dave, Learning Code.
@chocolatedave.bsky.social
I make art, play viddy games, shout about history, and stream.
he/they - The nonbinary half of me is great chud repellent turns out
Working on saving like, $10k to move to the down under.
Currently learning:
- html5
- .css
- python (coming soon!)
he/they - The nonbinary half of me is great chud repellent turns out
Working on saving like, $10k to move to the down under.
Currently learning:
- html5
- .css
- python (coming soon!)
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In an unheard of turn of events, an elderly politician has actually retired from their position instead of waiting for death to pry it away from them.
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February 11, 2026 at 6:47 PM
In an unheard of turn of events, an elderly politician has actually retired from their position instead of waiting for death to pry it away from them.
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I try not to be one of those "single person bearing the full weight of the games outcome" people because they are largely team efforts with a lot of work attached to it.
... so with that out of the way: Yakuza 3's dev leaders made some choices, huh?
... so with that out of the way: Yakuza 3's dev leaders made some choices, huh?
February 10, 2026 at 6:33 PM
I try not to be one of those "single person bearing the full weight of the games outcome" people because they are largely team efforts with a lot of work attached to it.
... so with that out of the way: Yakuza 3's dev leaders made some choices, huh?
... so with that out of the way: Yakuza 3's dev leaders made some choices, huh?
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please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro
February 9, 2026 at 6:44 PM
please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro
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February 9, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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"Hey bud, you haven't been around in a whike you okay?"
Yeah I just got employed for 3 months (good) and it is draining all my energy and free time (bad)
Yeah I just got employed for 3 months (good) and it is draining all my energy and free time (bad)
February 7, 2026 at 1:21 PM
"Hey bud, you haven't been around in a whike you okay?"
Yeah I just got employed for 3 months (good) and it is draining all my energy and free time (bad)
Yeah I just got employed for 3 months (good) and it is draining all my energy and free time (bad)
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People who assign the label "slop" to the third similar game in a genre they see in a year would not survive the era of wii and ps2 shovelware
February 6, 2026 at 4:23 PM
People who assign the label "slop" to the third similar game in a genre they see in a year would not survive the era of wii and ps2 shovelware
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The only two things a computer can do better than a human are math and fuck up
February 6, 2026 at 2:50 AM
The only two things a computer can do better than a human are math and fuck up
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Just got convicted of FRAUD. 100 years in Alcatraz. At least BLUE SKY gets me...!!
October 23, 2023 at 7:49 PM
Just got convicted of FRAUD. 100 years in Alcatraz. At least BLUE SKY gets me...!!
Donate! Or spread the word! Both if you can!
January 30, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Donate! Or spread the word! Both if you can!
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Reminder that your platforms/audiences are your stage. when you see a clear grift or rage bait, showing them off to MORE people just helps the grift. Attention is what they want. When you give them your stage, it's free advertising.
Your stage and time are precious. Don't give them to a grifter.
Your stage and time are precious. Don't give them to a grifter.
January 30, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Reminder that your platforms/audiences are your stage. when you see a clear grift or rage bait, showing them off to MORE people just helps the grift. Attention is what they want. When you give them your stage, it's free advertising.
Your stage and time are precious. Don't give them to a grifter.
Your stage and time are precious. Don't give them to a grifter.
Punks been yelling about this shit for years, fuck no am I gonna applaud Springsteen for writing a song now that its in vogue
January 29, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Punks been yelling about this shit for years, fuck no am I gonna applaud Springsteen for writing a song now that its in vogue
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Happy two year anniversary to the ultimate videogame launch announcement, the likes of which hasn’t been topped just yet
January 26, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Happy two year anniversary to the ultimate videogame launch announcement, the likes of which hasn’t been topped just yet
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So who remembers when defund the police became reform the police which then became extra-fund them and continue to let them brutalise the public? Cause I sure fucking do. Accept nothing less than full abolishment of ICE, and any Democrat politicians pushing for less don't deserve your fucking vote.
January 27, 2026 at 3:11 PM
So who remembers when defund the police became reform the police which then became extra-fund them and continue to let them brutalise the public? Cause I sure fucking do. Accept nothing less than full abolishment of ICE, and any Democrat politicians pushing for less don't deserve your fucking vote.
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Hi Claire could you help me with the big mousetrap
January 25, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Hi Claire could you help me with the big mousetrap
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*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*
January 27, 2026 at 4:20 AM
*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*
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you don’t gotta hand it to kamala harris for saying they were gonna send the army after you. listen to every queer/marginalized person who told you that was gonna happen for years
January 26, 2026 at 9:18 AM
you don’t gotta hand it to kamala harris for saying they were gonna send the army after you. listen to every queer/marginalized person who told you that was gonna happen for years
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I want to thank @ilyon.bsky.social & @indestructiblecat.bsky.social & @thevoiceofdog.bsky.social & @emilyaster.bsky.social & @smight.bsky.social for a great time on Arcade Pit and promise to continue to become the next bottom of the barrel artist if trusted to return.
January 26, 2026 at 1:29 PM
I want to thank @ilyon.bsky.social & @indestructiblecat.bsky.social & @thevoiceofdog.bsky.social & @emilyaster.bsky.social & @smight.bsky.social for a great time on Arcade Pit and promise to continue to become the next bottom of the barrel artist if trusted to return.
"How many years has it been since I played Obra Dinn? Can I play it again?
...only 3? Nope. Need at least twice that."
...only 3? Nope. Need at least twice that."
January 26, 2026 at 3:34 PM
"How many years has it been since I played Obra Dinn? Can I play it again?
...only 3? Nope. Need at least twice that."
...only 3? Nope. Need at least twice that."
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TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit
August 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit
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imgaine getting sent packing with your ass in your own two hands by some of the nicest people in the world and then showing up in a city that is famous for booing santa claus
January 26, 2026 at 3:36 AM
imgaine getting sent packing with your ass in your own two hands by some of the nicest people in the world and then showing up in a city that is famous for booing santa claus
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it's my first time doing a kuso thing. I'm one of *many* people who signed up to suffer?enjoy? play some bad videogames I guess. I blame @corndan.bsky.social for introducing me to kuso stuff.
Psst
Kuso9 starts on Saturday, January 31st
Beware
Kuso9 starts on Saturday, January 31st
Beware
January 25, 2026 at 9:58 PM
it's my first time doing a kuso thing. I'm one of *many* people who signed up to suffer?enjoy? play some bad videogames I guess. I blame @corndan.bsky.social for introducing me to kuso stuff.
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The altnps account is the 13th most followed account on Bluesky and has more followers than every single news outlet other than the NYT, NPR and Meidas Touch on here. They actively spread misinformation and exploit gullible old people for cash. Accounts this unethical do not deserve to exist.
Completely insane. AltNPS claimed to know the name of Alex Pretti's killer, refused to say it because "the truth always comes out," and then just deleted the post.
A man was executed on the street in my hometown, and AltNPS is using that as an excuse to vaguepost for attention.
A man was executed on the street in my hometown, and AltNPS is using that as an excuse to vaguepost for attention.
January 25, 2026 at 7:21 AM
The altnps account is the 13th most followed account on Bluesky and has more followers than every single news outlet other than the NYT, NPR and Meidas Touch on here. They actively spread misinformation and exploit gullible old people for cash. Accounts this unethical do not deserve to exist.