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@chithemonkey.bsky.social
Books and games and stories and gender and motherhood
Still Haerzhal Irynbergasyn (Aether-Faerie)
Likely older than you.
Wife of @gosmrwngz.bsky.social
Cocktails at #chidrinks
Elder Library Person. Yes, that one
*Very* pretty woman. Ook (she/her)
Still Haerzhal Irynbergasyn (Aether-Faerie)
Likely older than you.
Wife of @gosmrwngz.bsky.social
Cocktails at #chidrinks
Elder Library Person. Yes, that one
*Very* pretty woman. Ook (she/her)
We all start somewhere.
November 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
We all start somewhere.
Mai Tai #chidrinks
I got almost exactly one oz of juice from that lime, so this is a double Mai Tai 😤 (including a big goddamn garnish of mint from my front yard)
I haven't gotten through the float of 151 on top, but when I do this will be boozy-sweet delight.
Right now it's a bit of fire 😅
I got almost exactly one oz of juice from that lime, so this is a double Mai Tai 😤 (including a big goddamn garnish of mint from my front yard)
I haven't gotten through the float of 151 on top, but when I do this will be boozy-sweet delight.
Right now it's a bit of fire 😅
November 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Mai Tai #chidrinks
I got almost exactly one oz of juice from that lime, so this is a double Mai Tai 😤 (including a big goddamn garnish of mint from my front yard)
I haven't gotten through the float of 151 on top, but when I do this will be boozy-sweet delight.
Right now it's a bit of fire 😅
I got almost exactly one oz of juice from that lime, so this is a double Mai Tai 😤 (including a big goddamn garnish of mint from my front yard)
I haven't gotten through the float of 151 on top, but when I do this will be boozy-sweet delight.
Right now it's a bit of fire 😅
Parley, from Gunnerkrigg Court (post swolening)
November 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Parley, from Gunnerkrigg Court (post swolening)
Okay, okay, I'll take the engagement bait 😅
November 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Okay, okay, I'll take the engagement bait 😅
Someone left a basket of these horrible mini cherry pies in the office and I cannot stop eating them
November 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Someone left a basket of these horrible mini cherry pies in the office and I cannot stop eating them
Tragedy averted!
What a relief 😮💨
What a relief 😮💨
November 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Tragedy averted!
What a relief 😮💨
What a relief 😮💨
See, there you are in the upper left of my 'Last Month' bubble
November 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
See, there you are in the upper left of my 'Last Month' bubble
Well okay, sure, I guess a pattern does emerge over time 😅
November 13, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Well okay, sure, I guess a pattern does emerge over time 😅
I would almost certainly not wear them as well as this model, but how dare I be denied the chance to even try!
November 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I would almost certainly not wear them as well as this model, but how dare I be denied the chance to even try!
Age yourself with gaming 🎮
November 12, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Age yourself with gaming 🎮
Yaaaaaay! Love a lalafell. My main is this fella.
November 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Yaaaaaay! Love a lalafell. My main is this fella.
If you want to get *specific* about it, this is my preferred ForeverEmoji
But I use the mundane one outside of Discord
But I use the mundane one outside of Discord
November 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
If you want to get *specific* about it, this is my preferred ForeverEmoji
But I use the mundane one outside of Discord
But I use the mundane one outside of Discord
Vieux Carré #chidrinks
After discovering all my citrus had turned, I had little choice but to make one of these delicious things (which I'd wanted last night, but fell asleep to early to have)
It came out *marvelously* balanced tonight 😤
After discovering all my citrus had turned, I had little choice but to make one of these delicious things (which I'd wanted last night, but fell asleep to early to have)
It came out *marvelously* balanced tonight 😤
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Vieux Carré #chidrinks
After discovering all my citrus had turned, I had little choice but to make one of these delicious things (which I'd wanted last night, but fell asleep to early to have)
It came out *marvelously* balanced tonight 😤
After discovering all my citrus had turned, I had little choice but to make one of these delicious things (which I'd wanted last night, but fell asleep to early to have)
It came out *marvelously* balanced tonight 😤
Lazy lazy day, but I tried something different with my hair and it worked? So that's neat.
November 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Lazy lazy day, but I tried something different with my hair and it worked? So that's neat.
A 'sir' apparently (*again* 🙄)
November 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
A 'sir' apparently (*again* 🙄)
A 'sir' apparently
November 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM
A 'sir' apparently
O-Chul dropping THE MOST Haerz-core shit ever in today's Order of the Stick.
(and maybe also the most Chi-core, in that 'I mostly play/write aspirational characters' way)
(and maybe also the most Chi-core, in that 'I mostly play/write aspirational characters' way)
November 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
O-Chul dropping THE MOST Haerz-core shit ever in today's Order of the Stick.
(and maybe also the most Chi-core, in that 'I mostly play/write aspirational characters' way)
(and maybe also the most Chi-core, in that 'I mostly play/write aspirational characters' way)
Found my first selfie! 🥰
I posted it on FB after getting my first smartphone in 2015 with this caption
"The natives of this strange land, who have been using tools like the one I recently received for far longer than I have, tell me this is a "sel'fi""
"It is possible I might be doing this wrong"
I posted it on FB after getting my first smartphone in 2015 with this caption
"The natives of this strange land, who have been using tools like the one I recently received for far longer than I have, tell me this is a "sel'fi""
"It is possible I might be doing this wrong"
November 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Found my first selfie! 🥰
I posted it on FB after getting my first smartphone in 2015 with this caption
"The natives of this strange land, who have been using tools like the one I recently received for far longer than I have, tell me this is a "sel'fi""
"It is possible I might be doing this wrong"
I posted it on FB after getting my first smartphone in 2015 with this caption
"The natives of this strange land, who have been using tools like the one I recently received for far longer than I have, tell me this is a "sel'fi""
"It is possible I might be doing this wrong"
Look, sometimes you combine breakfast and lunch because you don't get out of bed until almost noon and you're still a tiny bit hungover after going out and being cute and pretty with your wife of 16 years.
November 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Look, sometimes you combine breakfast and lunch because you don't get out of bed until almost noon and you're still a tiny bit hungover after going out and being cute and pretty with your wife of 16 years.
Estrogen is powerful
November 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Estrogen is powerful
Well that was just a marvelous anniversary date, where I cried a couple of times because I was so happy (and a little tipsy)
Anyway, gonna eat cheese and watch cartoons with my wife and go to sleep.
Bye queer people in my rectangle
Anyway, gonna eat cheese and watch cartoons with my wife and go to sleep.
Bye queer people in my rectangle
November 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Well that was just a marvelous anniversary date, where I cried a couple of times because I was so happy (and a little tipsy)
Anyway, gonna eat cheese and watch cartoons with my wife and go to sleep.
Bye queer people in my rectangle
Anyway, gonna eat cheese and watch cartoons with my wife and go to sleep.
Bye queer people in my rectangle
Lesbian goth bar actually hopping a bit.
Means we won't be here too long 😅
Have a bathroom selfie that actually shows off the dress 😊
Means we won't be here too long 😅
Have a bathroom selfie that actually shows off the dress 😊
November 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Lesbian goth bar actually hopping a bit.
Means we won't be here too long 😅
Have a bathroom selfie that actually shows off the dress 😊
Means we won't be here too long 😅
Have a bathroom selfie that actually shows off the dress 😊
She's here!
November 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
She's here!
Picture of a woman waiting for her wife to park the car
November 1, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Picture of a woman waiting for her wife to park the car
Say "thank you estrogen."
November 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Say "thank you estrogen."