ChinchillaMajor (Retired IRL Angel Dust)
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ChinchillaMajor (Retired IRL Angel Dust)
@chinchillamajor.bsky.social
Gerbil the Chinchilla. Over-40 beloved cryptid.
One of the first post-op altersex folks, and proud of it!
Very glad you and I exist. :3
(I often post/reblog NSFW material, so please don't follow me if you're under 18.)
oh wow

Vox locking some random Voxtek employee in a room with a steak knife on a table and nothing else

grilling them rapid-fire: what have they done today to deserve their eyes

and yes, those cameras ARE rolling
December 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
IS IT MY BIRTHDAY?? 👀✨️💕
December 3, 2025 at 12:46 AM
OH GOD THERE'S MORE 👀✨️

WHAT A TIME TO BE GAY AND ALIVE 💕
December 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
[devours this panel like it's the whole buffet] 💗🫀💗
December 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
true that; the voxvirus.exe downloader gang is stronger together ✨️ 🤝

(and aaaa, thankyew, I loved Doris-- she kept popping up in my head with the best lines, haha. those two are 100% her OTP) X3
December 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
If you just need an ear for a while, my DMs are open, and I keep secrets like a safe.

No pressure, just lettin' you know this fandom elder's here for ya
December 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
asdfjfkl I've deleted the first like five things I started typing to this picture because you and I are literally strangers on the internet and it should be nobody's job to put up with my horny on main

but Vincent?? and CIGARETTES??

VERY LOUD YES, THANKYEW 👀✨️
December 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
well let me see [gets out my big red thumbs-up stamper]
December 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I'm posting as loudly as I can, haha

thank you for boosting the signal 💗
December 2, 2025 at 3:54 PM
*SAME HAT* 🙃💗
December 2, 2025 at 3:53 PM
voxvirus.exe hivemind is real
December 2, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I KNOW RIGHT?! 👀

MY INTERESTS ARE SUCH THAT I'M NOT *USED* TO BEING A TARGET AUDIENCE OF *ANYTHING.*

KNOWING VOXVIRUS.EXE EXISTS FEELS SO *WEIRD* and I want it to continue forever 💗✨️
December 2, 2025 at 3:11 PM
that lube looking suspiciously like Val spit

I see what you did there

please proceed 👀✨️
December 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
helpiiing 💗
December 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
no joke: I kept switching up the wording trying to fit THAT EXACT VERY CORRECT FACT into the original post's character limit like SIX TIMES until I gave up

(I will FIND a way)
December 2, 2025 at 3:01 AM