ChinchillaMajor (Retired IRL Angel Dust)
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ChinchillaMajor (Retired IRL Angel Dust)
@chinchillamajor.bsky.social
Gerbil the Chinchilla. Over-40 beloved cryptid.
One of the first post-op altersex folks, and proud of it!
Very glad you and I exist. :3
(I often post/reblog NSFW material, so please don't follow me if you're under 18.)
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Bigenital Revolution, the informational zine I lived/wrote and @jpawlik.com did the AMAZING art for, is now BACK IN STOCK at @microcosm.bsky.social !! ✨️

The first run sold out in 8 days (whaaat?!), so if you're after a copy, I'd act sooner rather than later!

microcosmpublishing.com/catalog/zine...
Bigenital Revolution: My (Very) Graphic Guide to Nonbinary Gender-Affirming Phalloplasty
Go on a journey with Hyde Goltz, one of the first people to ever have bigenital surgery—basically, they have two functional sets of genitals. Hyde shares the...
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dicing up his single tear with an exacto knife, again and again, into a fine powder, forming it into neat little lines, injecting it directly into my bloodstream, spending the next week crying over the sheer gorgeousness of life itself, that it has brought me to this moment

y'all. I'm not okay
December 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
anyhow

Vox demanding Ethan creampie right into his gill ports, because just getting *regular* choked to completion is getting boring

none of those words are in the Bible BUT YOU *KNOW* HE WOULD
December 2, 2025 at 3:06 AM
[me to all my IRL friends this week]

so this is my new waifu, I found him in the trash, he's a mediocre white man with glasses who's also a TV, he evolves into monsterfucker bait at Level 45, and he's SUCH a dumbass, just. SO GODDAMN DUMB AND I HATE HIM. we're married now

my friends: [nod nod]
December 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Me: in my booth w/back turned, on the phone w/a friend, raving about how messy the aftermath of fucking Vox's gill ports would be

Pizza place clerk: [siiilently reaches to place my slice plate in front of me]

Me:

Her:

Me:

Her: Vox from Hazbin Hotel?

Me: ...yeah

Her: oh yeah that guy's a freak
December 1, 2025 at 8:18 PM
[hands trembling at the sides of my phone screen as a single tears wells up in my eye] why can't I reblog this HARDER

(also I am SO DELIGHTED to have hiveminded with someone on his initial first few seconds, omg)
A short comic about Vox realizing he's dead.

1/2

#hazbinhotel #vox #pastvox
December 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Reposted by ChinchillaMajor (Retired IRL Angel Dust)
Okay, for those who wanted a proper Part 2 to my last comic, I oblige with a short, unapologetically thirst-trappy follow-up where he discovers he has gills.

#hazbinhotel #vox #pastvox
November 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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I haven’t been sane in weeks
November 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM
this Vincent fic I've been pounding away on is 100% thanks to @faeymouse.bsky.social musing "What if he only kills guys he's crushing on?"

I saw that, and my brain went blurry at the edges like I'd just heard the Manchurian Candidate activation code words

woke up and I had 5 chapters posted to Ao3
November 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
truly glad I was able to process and heal the rest of my past/re-learn to love the Angel Dust parts of myself, over the course of S1

so I could reveal my true form to y'all in S2:

someone here to joyfully project a piss voyeur fetish on every dark-haired man w/glasses within a 100 mile radius 💗
November 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I keep thinking of that post someone made that said "'Brighter" is PERFECT and I need it to be four hours longer"

I could not agree more 👀✨️

need to hear Vox modulating up those keys for like. nine whole octaves
November 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
What I find fascinating about #HazbinHotel 's Overlords is how so many of them are corruptions of humanity's own inventions-- our best qualities.

Love becomes Porn.
Security? Surveillance.
Community? Social Media.
Tools? Weapons.
Play? Gambling.

...and then there’s just. a dinosaur. 🙃
wtf, Zeezi
November 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
THREE CHAPTERS IN THREE DAYS

THANK YOU, HUMAN VOX, YOU FUCKING LEGEND OF A MEDIOCRE WHITE MURDER MAN~~ (and thanks to @lexipop398.bsky.social for that spot-on description of Vincent) 💗

archiveofourown.org/works/746633...

[This chapter: now with 100% less rape, and 50% more Ethan/Vox's assistant!]
New Meat - Chapter 3 - ChinchillaMajor - Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I've long known I have two Types:

1.) lumbering eldritch horror with a glitched-out voice who could end me utterly

2.) basically Steven Colbert but evil

and I was NOT expecting to get served BOTH in the same WEEK

much less with the same CHARACTER

I'm still not okay

(this is not a complaint) 👀✨️
November 25, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I *AM* THE PUMPKIN KING!!! HAHAHAHA~~

is *exactly* how it feels to start your first fanfic after being dry for two years, btw
a close up of a skeleton with its eyes closed in the dark
Alt: a close up of a skeleton with its eyes closed in the dark, yelling I AM THE PUMPKIN KING
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November 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
New Meat - Chapter 1 just posted!

pssspspss c'mere NSFW Vincent Whittman fans, I know you're out there, come see the first part where your boy gets demolished~

archiveofourown.org/works/74663341
New Meat - ChinchillaMajor - Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
okay so

has anyone already written a fic where closeted 50s Vincent Whittman trades sexual favors as a foot in the door for all those positions at the network, or do I have to write one myself

[NOTE for folks who've only seen me in the Hazbin fandom: this should be taken as a threat]
November 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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i swear i'm gonna explode if they don't address the valangel FEELINGS next season. val is an evil monster, yes, and angel is utterly fucked up from the abuse, yes, but please for the love of god don't leave it as this one dimensional thing. it never is.
November 21, 2025 at 2:33 AM
editing Chapter 3 of the Benzie comic script, and

it's bittersweet that I got Val so in-character that I might have to do some editing to his dialogue in the comic, so folks don't think I'm just lifting exactly what he said in Season 2 X3
November 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
CLAWING AT THE AIR IN FRONT OF MY FACE HOW DARE YOU

(plz don't stop, that was not a complaint)
Did you have fun? Did you get everything out of your system? Good, good… Everyone is so relieved. Welcome home, Pink #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelseason2
November 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Reposted by ChinchillaMajor (Retired IRL Angel Dust)
Angel's issue was never that he needs to be forgiven it's that he needs to forgive HIMSELF - everything he does is a part of a vicious self harm cycle he believes he deserves which Vox took advantage of in order to achieve his own ends and no one noticed BECAUSE they still see addiction as a sin
November 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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I sang the hazbin songs too passionately while I was in traffic for an hour and now my face hurts
November 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
not me seeing a post from the ACLU telling me, a trans, that I am not alone, and thinking "maaan... what is it NOW."
November 20, 2025 at 4:18 PM
nobody asked, but

This is Ripple. He is as old as I am.

This guy has been my Fat Nuggets.

SO MANY NIGHTS over the decades, I decided I *couldn't* end myself, because I didn't want Ripple to be left all alone.

And Angel Dust doesn't have his Fat Nuggets anymore.

the PAIN this CAUSES me to KNOW 💔
November 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Reposted by ChinchillaMajor (Retired IRL Angel Dust)
#hazbinhotels2spoilers

Not to be horny on main but DAMN GIRL I've never seen a sexier decapitation in my life

#Voxval #Staticmoth #Vox #Valentino
November 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
okay

realized I'm in a PTSD spiral atm

*ACTUALLY* putting my phone down and filing off to my room like a fire drill

gonna lie down & do breathing exercises until I actually *COULD* help anyone else, again

You will not BELIEVE how much I truly love y'all, but I gotta recharge

please be safe. 💗
November 19, 2025 at 4:57 PM