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@chiliebean03.bsky.social
Wading through the muck and mire of modern life.Animal lover. Enjoy music, live musical theater and sports. Cooking is a passion. Slicing and dicing my way to mental health. Devout Chargers and Angeles fan.
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How much of our taxes are spent trying to keep this expired flesh bag moving at the same time it is trying to tear away our healthcare?
December 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
How much of our taxes are spent trying to keep this expired flesh bag moving at the same time it is trying to tear away our healthcare?
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This is Mochi. He wanted to see if you were done with work yet. Knows you just logged on, but still thought he'd check. 12/10 (IG: mochidanchoo)
January 27, 2026 at 5:12 PM
This is Mochi. He wanted to see if you were done with work yet. Knows you just logged on, but still thought he'd check. 12/10 (IG: mochidanchoo)
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Alex Pretti's coworkers taking a moment of silence in his memory this morning
January 26, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Alex Pretti's coworkers taking a moment of silence in his memory this morning
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JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled
January 27, 2026 at 5:30 PM
JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled
Alex Pretti a nurse was murdered! Nurses save lives! I know this because my son is a trauma med surge nurse. There was a parking garage converted into a covid unit at the hospital where he works. Guess who tweeted that covid unit was fake. The hospital is Renown in Reno,Nevada,😡!
January 27, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Alex Pretti a nurse was murdered! Nurses save lives! I know this because my son is a trauma med surge nurse. There was a parking garage converted into a covid unit at the hospital where he works. Guess who tweeted that covid unit was fake. The hospital is Renown in Reno,Nevada,😡!
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This is Daisy. She understands that you want her to sit. But alas, she must zoom. 12/10 (TT: daisythegoldengirll)
January 13, 2026 at 7:36 PM
This is Daisy. She understands that you want her to sit. But alas, she must zoom. 12/10 (TT: daisythegoldengirll)
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Gaby Giffords and Mark Kelly, what a wonderful couple, true patriots and real heroes….
January 11, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Gaby Giffords and Mark Kelly, what a wonderful couple, true patriots and real heroes….
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Where is the business community and corporate leaders of Minnesota based companies in speaking up? Why aren't the big law firms sending lawyers to represent the people being attacked?
We are not at the end of this authoritarianism, we are at the beginning. And, sadly, we are on our own.
We are not at the end of this authoritarianism, we are at the beginning. And, sadly, we are on our own.
January 13, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Where is the business community and corporate leaders of Minnesota based companies in speaking up? Why aren't the big law firms sending lawyers to represent the people being attacked?
We are not at the end of this authoritarianism, we are at the beginning. And, sadly, we are on our own.
We are not at the end of this authoritarianism, we are at the beginning. And, sadly, we are on our own.
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She was angry, we are all angry.
She’s an example for all of us.
Well done!!!!!
She’s an example for all of us.
Well done!!!!!
January 12, 2026 at 5:25 AM
She was angry, we are all angry.
She’s an example for all of us.
Well done!!!!!
She’s an example for all of us.
Well done!!!!!
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Frey: "You cannot drag pregnant women through the snow. You're not allowed to take teenagers out of their car and detain them when they are in fact American citizens. That is against the law in every state. That is against our US Constitution."
January 12, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Frey: "You cannot drag pregnant women through the snow. You're not allowed to take teenagers out of their car and detain them when they are in fact American citizens. That is against the law in every state. That is against our US Constitution."
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Randy Moss reached a significant milestone after a battle with cancer.
In his career, Moss faced something far tougher than any defensive back he went head-to-head with. In 2024, doctors found a cancerous mass in his bile duct. It forced him to undergo a six-hour surgery to remove it. He... #NFL
In his career, Moss faced something far tougher than any defensive back he went head-to-head with. In 2024, doctors found a cancerous mass in his bile duct. It forced him to undergo a six-hour surgery to remove it. He... #NFL
Prayers Are Pouring In For NFL Legend Randy Moss Following IG Post About Battling Cancer
Randy Moss reached a significant milestone after a battle with...
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December 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Randy Moss reached a significant milestone after a battle with cancer.
In his career, Moss faced something far tougher than any defensive back he went head-to-head with. In 2024, doctors found a cancerous mass in his bile duct. It forced him to undergo a six-hour surgery to remove it. He... #NFL
In his career, Moss faced something far tougher than any defensive back he went head-to-head with. In 2024, doctors found a cancerous mass in his bile duct. It forced him to undergo a six-hour surgery to remove it. He... #NFL
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David Attenborough [whispering]:
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
December 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
David Attenborough [whispering]:
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
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I’m Lester Holt and this is Dateline. Here’s Josh Mankiewicz with “The Clatter On The Roof.”
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Santa Tracker Shows Sleigh Stopped For 40 Minutes Outside Old Girlfriend’s House
AKRON, OH—Using the icon of a sleigh to denote his unmistakable presence near a residence in northeastern Ohio, NORAD’s official tracking app confirmed that Santa Claus paid a visit to his former girl...
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December 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I’m Lester Holt and this is Dateline. Here’s Josh Mankiewicz with “The Clatter On The Roof.”
theonion.com/santa-tracke...
theonion.com/santa-tracke...
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merry christmas, my gf got us a print sub to @theonion.com and gave it to me like this
December 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
merry christmas, my gf got us a print sub to @theonion.com and gave it to me like this
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On the bright side for Lions fans, you won't have to spend the next 10 days hoping this inept Vikings offense will somehow beat the Packers.
December 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
On the bright side for Lions fans, you won't have to spend the next 10 days hoping this inept Vikings offense will somehow beat the Packers.
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Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/
December 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/
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him: license and registration, please
me: *slides him fish*
him: ...
me: *slides him another fish*
him: have a good day, sir
me: *slides him fish*
him: ...
me: *slides him another fish*
him: have a good day, sir
December 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
him: license and registration, please
me: *slides him fish*
him: ...
me: *slides him another fish*
him: have a good day, sir
me: *slides him fish*
him: ...
me: *slides him another fish*
him: have a good day, sir
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At least one person has died every day, on average, from a mass shooting in the United States this year.
There Have Been Fewer Mass Shootings In The US This Year—But Still Averaging More Than One Per Day
At least one person has died every day, on average, from a mass shooting in the United States this year.
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December 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
At least one person has died every day, on average, from a mass shooting in the United States this year.
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BREAKING: Kennedy Niece Maria Shriver:
"It is beyond comprehension that this sitting president has sought to rename this great memorial dedicated to President Kennedy. It is beyond wild that he would think adding his name in front of President Kennedy’s name is acceptable. It is not."
"It is beyond comprehension that this sitting president has sought to rename this great memorial dedicated to President Kennedy. It is beyond wild that he would think adding his name in front of President Kennedy’s name is acceptable. It is not."
December 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
BREAKING: Kennedy Niece Maria Shriver:
"It is beyond comprehension that this sitting president has sought to rename this great memorial dedicated to President Kennedy. It is beyond wild that he would think adding his name in front of President Kennedy’s name is acceptable. It is not."
"It is beyond comprehension that this sitting president has sought to rename this great memorial dedicated to President Kennedy. It is beyond wild that he would think adding his name in front of President Kennedy’s name is acceptable. It is not."
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This is Cody. He's always wanted a dog of his own, and his wish finally came true. Can already tell his new little brother Cooper is going to be his best friend forever. 13/10 for both (TT: codythegoldenboy)
December 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
This is Cody. He's always wanted a dog of his own, and his wish finally came true. Can already tell his new little brother Cooper is going to be his best friend forever. 13/10 for both (TT: codythegoldenboy)
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Both were the husband
I hate when I fall asleep to one Dateline episode then wake up to a completely different one and have zero clue what is happening in either one 🤪🤪🤪😂😂😂😂😂
December 9, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Both were the husband