Will Hahn
childofhope.bsky.social
Will Hahn
@childofhope.bsky.social
Storyteller for love and (some) money: History teacher, magazine writer, Authorrator of epic fantasy. Talks to cats a lot (well see, there are six of them...)
Never mind that, it's plagiarism. He stole it from Johnson!
December 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Just spitballing here, maybe Bondi would actually listen to her?

Oh wait, you were being rhetorical, my bad.
December 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Kind of raises the bar for "I never really knew him" defenses.
December 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Did not know Jones before this, but he's sounding like a guy who deserves to be more famous. Thank you.
December 13, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Yabbut, how about the country where the vote was 31-19 to tell him to pound sand? That's not such a bad country, I'm thinking.
December 12, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Yep. And just like that, the guys pretending to be the Mafia found out they were really The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight.

And while none of them were watching, that damned lion got out of the basement.
December 12, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Genius. I've said for a decade, you can argue he WANTS to be a criminal or that he's a moron, because criminal incompetence is a thing and Drumpf is Exhibit A.
December 12, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Nit-Pick Dept: He DOES have such a mandate.

Just not from us. From, you know, HIM...
December 12, 2025 at 11:18 AM
They just called, apparently they need another box of Sharpie pens? You know, the wide tip ones...
December 12, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Mafia? 31-19 after the threats. Sure, every thug has a dream, but this is The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight.

And the lion is already out of the basement.
December 12, 2025 at 11:17 AM
I remember rooting against Nixon. Somewhat reluctantly at first, but with greater enthusiasm as matters became increasingly clear. I was a kid, too: impatient, get this over with.

Yeah.

But nothing like this. I only root for the Giants with more passion, and so far, these results, much better!
December 12, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Dunno. The game allows this thing to hang around long enough to create a 10-pt Life differential and you STILL need two of my cards to beat me?
Typical necromancer overkill...
December 11, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Sonofagun. Calibri does indeed take up a little more space than TNR, so "wasteful" is actually a thing here.
December 11, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I seldom actually envy a quip or nickname someone else has devised.

But Hagueseth is an exception, that's wonderful.
December 11, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I like the part where Drumpf wants to argue with Powell's conclusions, but he's not allowing his people to put out any data.

Because it sucks and proves Powell is right.
December 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Except he's not smiling.
December 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
He's just BARELY not dumb enough to say "Well, he sent me a nice check."
December 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
And do I understand him correctly, he believes that THIS :: points :: is the work? OK, then.
(Honestly, if that was ALL he ever did, I'd take it in a heartbeat)
December 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Such a remarkable confession...
December 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
This is what passes for a profile in courage now. Yell an obscenity, plug your years and hug a lamppost yelling olleyoxenfree.
December 10, 2025 at 2:05 PM
None but all of us. Brava.

Thanks also for giving shape to my personal anger with Drumpf. As a third trombone, I was more than likely to be the actual guy Drumpf fell on in that "pit".
And my trombone was very expensive. Damaging it was one of the few reasons I would be willing to murder someone.
December 10, 2025 at 11:22 AM
This is Europe's guarantee that they are in fact strong and thriving.
Drumpf just about said so, in as many (of his) words.
Rest easy.
December 10, 2025 at 11:07 AM
This is me, containing my complete surprise.
December 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I wish her every success.
I still believe, for Democrats to truly break into the majority, there need to be two or three of these gerrymandered R districts where the Dem wins.
I figured she could be one. Not sure who else is there.
December 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM