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Awaiting work visa for Uranus

100% Croutonian
Light #AnimalCaucus use
📍Anhedonia
Awaiting work visa for Uranus
she/her/y’all

Indicting ham sandwiches since 1985

Enough with the fitted sheets already
It’s gorgeous here. Highs in the 60s, lows in the 40s. Which doesn’t sound like much, but considering it’s been in the 80s most days, it’s perfect.
November 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
It’s OK. Yet another bad hair day. I said “fuck it” and did the best I could. Then I got to my doc’s and they’re now taking photos of us for their files. So—bad hair day on my permanent record!😹

How you doin, Linda?
November 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I’d really like it to look nice Thursday, but I’m gonna leave enough time to do a twist-ponytail-thingy. Or just, fuck it, I’ll just plan for the ponytail. 😹
November 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
It’s been a bad couple of hair days 😭😹
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Newest spokesmodel for Chiquita Bananas.
November 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Pete was already becoming the chill, wise, lovable cutie he still is. That’s one boopable snoot!
November 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
That’s okay. I still love you 😽
November 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I could use a pair of rose-colored ones
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I’m here I’m here I’m here! I made an “I’m back” announcement but maybe I jumped the gun. I’m not radio silent anymore at least.

💜SO happy to see you back, my friend💜. I miss you every day! Are you back? Please say yes!
November 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Wait…that’s a picture of me. Are we…long-lost twins?
November 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
All are welcome to my pity party!🎉
November 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
As in Nada Surf yup or yup in general? If you say the former, I might have to kiss you
November 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
It’s actually a lyric that I love from a Nada Surf song.
November 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Kinda. Longer than that but whining never helps. So I’m gonna have a party!
November 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM
And they are so affectionate now! It’s hard to imagine them being scared and skittish. I think they’d have been happy if we’d stayed in the pasture, loving on them, for the rest of the day.🥰
November 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Not unless you want an enemy for life. Seriously, I’m pretty sure dogs tried to kill her when she was a tiny kitten. Neither of us would find the jumping very amusing!
November 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I can’t believe no one has commented on or asked me about the actual double-slit experiment. I can’t be the only one of my peeps who’s heard of it! It’s, like, the only physics thing I know. It is pretty esoteric, though.
BTW Annabelle is a photon here.
November 16, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Always! I tell her it’s from human you and not Frodo because she’s terrified of d-o-g-s. But she gladly accepts all the affection you can give!
November 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
He looks so dapper in his white pants!
November 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
HFS. I’ve never seen one of those next to anything for scale. I actually blurted, “Holy fuck,” at the pic of a human holding one. Sixty pounds?! That’s like a first grader!

Don’t you think Annabelle would love having one of these to play with? 😜
November 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM