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DELICATE LIKE A RATTLESNAKE Awaiting work visa for Uranus 100% Croutonian Light #AnimalCaucus use 📍Anhedonia Awaiting work visa for Uranus she/her/y’all Indicting ham sandwiches since 1985 Enough with the fitted sheets already

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Chicken Ghoul 👻 @chickengrrl.bsky.social · Sep 12

Many of us remember what a sanctuary Crouton & Friends was for US during the scary early days of lockdown. It was a source of calm & sanity in the face of the unknown.

Now they need our help. Let’s thank them for everything they do by donating to keep the sanctuary we love alive.

LFG, Croutonia!

Donate to Keep Diane's Sanctuary Dream Alive, organized by Beth Hyman

Update: An extaordinary amount has been happening behind the scenes here at Squirrelwood… Beth Hyman needs your support for Keep Diane's Sanctuary Dream Alive

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Chicken Ghoul 👻 @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 16h

Me communing with Pesto. I’m imagining ALL of us doing the same, loving on her and being mugged for cookies☺️ and just feeling her powerful presence. I hope our big gorl can feel all our good vibes & healing thoughts & especially our love (and orders to the EPM meds to kick that protozoan’s ass). 🧡🧡🧡

A huge gorgeous Belgian draft horse, Pesto, in the barn she rules over. She’s a reddish lightish brown with a long blonde mane. A white lady is petting her, but Pesto is more interested in cookies. The lady is 5’5” but her head doesn’t even reach Pesto’s back.

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Chicken Ghoul 👻 @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 1d

If I had a dollar for every time I thought this…😹

Chicken Ghoul 👻 @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 1d

I was so disappointed that I didn’t elicit a hiss from El Amigo. (Amigo Tres?) All the other geese held nothing back as they hissed their displeasure at my mere presence, but not Amigo. Maybe he sensed that I was Good Human who only wanted to love on his charges.

Chicken Ghoul 👻 @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 1d

Or—and hear me out here—maybe like this?

a man and a woman are looking at each other and the man says jack i want you to draw me

Alt: Jack and Rose in Titanic. Rose is saying, “I want you to draw me like one of your French girls.“

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Chicken Ghoul 👻 @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 1d

When B first posted this, I assumed the sound was of Big Jake boasting about his escape. 😹 B’s cussing might have been even better!

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Chicken Ghoul 👻 @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 1d

You got this, Wiggles! You make that arrhythmia your bitch! Sending love and snuggles and kisses and all the good thoughts your way 💜

Chicken Ghoul 👻 @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 1d

A 17-year-old Weimaraner is miraculous enough on its own, but with a heart condition? He had a very very very good mom.💜

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Chicken Ghoul 👻 @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 1d

Pesto, “my” majestically adorable big beautiful gorl, hang in there. The meds WILL work. We’re all rooting so hard for you. Sending you all the healing love and light and good thoughts and muzzle kisses and love and everything I can muster. 🧡🧡🧡🧡

Chicken Ghoul 👻 @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 1d

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Chicken Ghoul 👻 @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 2d

Important! Important!

Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 2d

My smol collection of vintage cat-in-shoe pencil sharpeners. 👠

Three little figurines depicting strangely smooth and cosmetically enhanced cats sitting in platform heel shoes. One cat is light brown in a dark blue and white shoe, one white with blue highlights in an orange shoe, and one is an odd sea green in a red shoe.

Photo of two pencil sharpeners side by side on a wooden shelf. One is a pissed off looking grey tabby in an orange and red shoe, the other is a derpy looking pink cat in a dark blue high heeled clog.

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Chicken Ghoul 👻 @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 2d

P.S. Sorry, @doctorwaffles.bsky.social! We know how much you wanted to win. Please accept this as a token of our appreciation.

a cartoon of a penguin holding a gold medal with the olympic rings on it

Alt: Yellow cartoon penguin swinging on a bronze Olympic medal

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Chicken Ghoul 👻 @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 2d

It’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for!

Total miles on my 2004 Honda Accord: 71,637

Closest without going over: @lainrearview.bsky.social with 69,541

🏆Our big winner, with 72,225.2, is
@engineicedave.bsky.social

Congratulations!🎉
You have won…bragging rights, I guess?😹

Thanks for playing!

Chicken Ghoul 👻 @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 6d

2/2
Any guesses on the total mileage on my 2004 Honda Accord?

a view of a city from a car with the chicago skyline visible

Alt: Chicago parking attendants tearing down the street in a purloined fancy red sports car. The driver and passenger scream with elation as the car hits a dip and flies into the air. From ferris Bueller‘s Day Off. It’s Cameron’s dad’s prize possession. Cameron is gonna be in some shit.

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Chicken Ghoul 👻 @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 2d

Random song / video / lyrics
#18,792 in a series

This song may be 11 years old, but so what? The lyrics are very naughty (“Turn you inside out and lick you like a crisp packet”🤭). The song has two official videos; this stitches them together side-by-side.

I’m gonna take a cold shower now.