Chicken Grrl
@chickengrrl.bsky.social
DELICATE LIKE A RATTLESNAKE
Awaiting work visa for Uranus
100% Croutonian
Light #AnimalCaucus use
📍Anhedonia
Awaiting work visa for Uranus
she/her/y’all
Indicting ham sandwiches since 1985
Enough with the fitted sheets already
Awaiting work visa for Uranus
100% Croutonian
Light #AnimalCaucus use
📍Anhedonia
Awaiting work visa for Uranus
she/her/y’all
Indicting ham sandwiches since 1985
Enough with the fitted sheets already
Pinned
Chicken Grrl
@chickengrrl.bsky.social
· Sep 12
Donate to Keep Diane's Sanctuary Dream Alive, organized by Beth Hyman
Update: An extaordinary amount has been happening behind the scenes here at Squirrelwood… Beth Hyman needs your support for Keep Diane's Sanctuary Dream Alive
gofund.me
Many of us remember what a sanctuary Crouton & Friends was for US during the scary early days of lockdown. It was a source of calm & sanity in the face of the unknown.
Now they need our help. Let’s thank them for everything they do by donating to keep the sanctuary we love alive.
LFG, Croutonia!
Now they need our help. Let’s thank them for everything they do by donating to keep the sanctuary we love alive.
LFG, Croutonia!
Thank dog for local public/indie radio. Heard this banger on my way to the doctor’s office. Made the traffic almost worth it.
New Order - Age of Consent (2020 Remaster) [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by New Order
youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Thank dog for local public/indie radio. Heard this banger on my way to the doctor’s office. Made the traffic almost worth it.
Next verse
Same as the first
Same as the first
Dear hair:
You can be either flat or frizzy.
You can have wimpy waves or be a big stringy mess.
Be bad enough to avoid mirrors, or bad enough not to leave the house.
Please pick only ONE way to piss me off, or you know what comes next.
Love,
Chicken
You can be either flat or frizzy.
You can have wimpy waves or be a big stringy mess.
Be bad enough to avoid mirrors, or bad enough not to leave the house.
Please pick only ONE way to piss me off, or you know what comes next.
Love,
Chicken
a woman in a pink robe looks at her hair in the mirror
Alt: White woman with shoulder-length strawberry-blonde hair, looking in the mirror while swiping hair clippers across the center of her scalp, clearly intending to shave her entire head. I feel ya, lady.
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Next verse
Same as the first
Same as the first
It’s like they saw right into my head. Or stomach.
November 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
It’s like they saw right into my head. Or stomach.
November 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Me: Oh, fuck it
Also me: I’m gonna have a party
(Anyone?)
Also me: I’m gonna have a party
(Anyone?)
a painting of a woman laying in a bed with a blue blanket and a white pillow
Alt: Painting of a pale woman in bed, under the covers. Her hands are outside the covers, and one is contorted. She looks very ill, but as the gif zooms in on her face, it appears as if she’s actually dead.
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Me: Oh, fuck it
Also me: I’m gonna have a party
(Anyone?)
Also me: I’m gonna have a party
(Anyone?)
November 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Well, I’m back. What’d I miss?
a green field with trees in the background
Alt: Red chicken peeking over the edge of… something
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Well, I’m back. What’d I miss?
a city skyline at night with the cn tower in the center
Alt: Toronto skyline at night
media.tenor.com
October 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
And this is how the world ends, not with a bang but with a monkey
Monkeys escape after crash in Jasper County
JASPER COUNTY, Miss. (WHLT) – A truck hauling 21 monkeys to a testing facility in Florida overturned in Jasper County, Mississippi, on October 28, 2025. According to the Jasper County Sheriff…
www.wjtv.com
October 28, 2025 at 10:03 PM
And this is how the world ends, not with a bang but with a monkey
Will somebody please bring me some dinner? You don’t even have to peel the grapes.
jerry from tom and jerry is wearing a diaper and standing on a bridge .
Alt: Jerry the mouse from Tom and Jerry, pointing to his wide-open mouth, clearly demanding to be fed
media.tenor.com
October 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Will somebody please bring me some dinner? You don’t even have to peel the grapes.
<whine whine whine whine whine>
Possible diagnoses:
1. Factitious disorder
2. Münchausen syndrome
3. Malingering
4. Hypochondria
</whiiiine>
Possible diagnoses:
1. Factitious disorder
2. Münchausen syndrome
3. Malingering
4. Hypochondria
</whiiiine>
a man is making a funny face with the words whomr whomp written below him
Alt: David, played by Dan Levy, from Schitt’s Creek, making a pouty face and saying, “Whomp whomp.”
media.tenor.com
October 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
<whine whine whine whine whine>
Possible diagnoses:
1. Factitious disorder
2. Münchausen syndrome
3. Malingering
4. Hypochondria
</whiiiine>
Possible diagnoses:
1. Factitious disorder
2. Münchausen syndrome
3. Malingering
4. Hypochondria
</whiiiine>
BASEBALLS ON SARAH
IYKYK
IYKYK
a man wearing a blue jays jersey stands on the field
Alt: George Springer, the outfielder and designated hitter for the Toronto Blue Jays, his uniform muddy from sliding into a base, pumping a fist in the air and shouting, “LET’S GO!”
media.tenor.com
October 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
BASEBALLS ON SARAH
IYKYK
IYKYK
Things that live rent-free in my head,
#73: LL Cool J circa 1990, in one of the coolest, most iconic episodes of MTV Unplugged
#73: LL Cool J circa 1990, in one of the coolest, most iconic episodes of MTV Unplugged
LL Cool J - Mama Said Knock You Out (Live)
YouTube video by Party Artie (U.S.S.R)
youtube.com
October 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Things that live rent-free in my head,
#73: LL Cool J circa 1990, in one of the coolest, most iconic episodes of MTV Unplugged
#73: LL Cool J circa 1990, in one of the coolest, most iconic episodes of MTV Unplugged
I’ve never seen “Now You See Me.” Current events in France tell me this might be a great time to watch it.
a woman is wearing a tiara and saying of course i do i 'm a princess and this is my tiara
Alt: Mayim Bialik as Amy Fowler on “The Big Bang Theory,” wearing a tiara and exclaiming, “Of course I do I’m a princess and this is my tiara!”
media.tenor.com
October 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I’ve never seen “Now You See Me.” Current events in France tell me this might be a great time to watch it.
How do we stop him?
CAN we stop him?
CAN we stop him?
October 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
How do we stop him?
CAN we stop him?
CAN we stop him?
WHAT THE FUCK DOES SEATTLE HAVE AGAINST GEORGE SPRINGER
a baseball player with the number 18 on their jersey
Alt: Baseball home plate tableau: umpire, catcher, and batter. The batter gets hit by a pitch and falls down as if he’s been shot
media.tenor.com
October 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
WHAT THE FUCK DOES SEATTLE HAVE AGAINST GEORGE SPRINGER
And oh, so many more…
Not to be THAT dictionary, but…
It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’
It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’
It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’
It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’
It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'
It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’
It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’
It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’
It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’
It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'
October 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
And oh, so many more…
This sweet baby (in Austin) needs a forever family—and DESERVES one, especially since humans have treated him so badly. I normally only share kitties, but this “underdog” touched me. Can anyone in Austin (or Texas or anywhere) give a home to precious Kanga, or can you share? 🥰💜
‘Underdog’ was shot, lost a leg and has been overlooked for 1,100 days in Texas
Sweet Kanga was adopted but returned, the Texas shelter said.
www.star-telegram.com
October 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
This sweet baby (in Austin) needs a forever family—and DESERVES one, especially since humans have treated him so badly. I normally only share kitties, but this “underdog” touched me. Can anyone in Austin (or Texas or anywhere) give a home to precious Kanga, or can you share? 🥰💜
Reposted by Chicken Grrl
I'm posting an updated Pesto fundraiser. I added in all the details on GoFundMe. We are cautiously optimistic because she is slowly responding to the very expensive medication Marquis. She is also being treated for Lyme. Plus lots of vet visits and fluids/ bloodwork. gofund.me/ee16714e
October 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I'm posting an updated Pesto fundraiser. I added in all the details on GoFundMe. We are cautiously optimistic because she is slowly responding to the very expensive medication Marquis. She is also being treated for Lyme. Plus lots of vet visits and fluids/ bloodwork. gofund.me/ee16714e
Things that live rent-free in my head #723:
Logan calling Cerreta “Big Daddy” in seasons 2 and 3 of Law & Order.
Logan calling Cerreta “Big Daddy” in seasons 2 and 3 of Law & Order.
a man in a suit and tie has a badge on his jacket
Alt: Chris Noth as Mike Logan on Law & Order. Samuel L. Jackson, or someone who looks like Samuel L. Jackson, says something in Logan’s ear as he walks away. Logan looks surprised. This is one of the most boring alts I’ve ever written.
media.tenor.com
October 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Things that live rent-free in my head #723:
Logan calling Cerreta “Big Daddy” in seasons 2 and 3 of Law & Order.
Logan calling Cerreta “Big Daddy” in seasons 2 and 3 of Law & Order.
Define your music taste in 8 artists:
Joe Jackson
Leonard Cohen
R.E.M.
Early Chicago
The Shins
Stevie Wonder
The Jayhawks
Billie Holiday
This was BRUTAL. I had to leave off entire genres. So good luck if you try it — and I hope you do!
Joe Jackson
Leonard Cohen
R.E.M.
Early Chicago
The Shins
Stevie Wonder
The Jayhawks
Billie Holiday
This was BRUTAL. I had to leave off entire genres. So good luck if you try it — and I hope you do!
Define your music taste in 8 artists:
Depeche Mode
Bon Jovi
Shakira
Dalida
Joe Dassin
Toto Cutugno
Modern Talking
Beethoven
Depeche Mode
Bon Jovi
Shakira
Dalida
Joe Dassin
Toto Cutugno
Modern Talking
Beethoven
Define your music taste in eight artists
David Bowie
Nine Inch Nails
Underworld
The Beatles
Led Zeppelin
Wu-Tang Clan
The Knife
Goldfrapp
David Bowie
Nine Inch Nails
Underworld
The Beatles
Led Zeppelin
Wu-Tang Clan
The Knife
Goldfrapp
October 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Define your music taste in 8 artists:
Joe Jackson
Leonard Cohen
R.E.M.
Early Chicago
The Shins
Stevie Wonder
The Jayhawks
Billie Holiday
This was BRUTAL. I had to leave off entire genres. So good luck if you try it — and I hope you do!
Joe Jackson
Leonard Cohen
R.E.M.
Early Chicago
The Shins
Stevie Wonder
The Jayhawks
Billie Holiday
This was BRUTAL. I had to leave off entire genres. So good luck if you try it — and I hope you do!
Dear summer,
FUCK OFF.
FUCK OFF.
October 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Dear summer,
FUCK OFF.
FUCK OFF.
October 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM