_graeme_
@chicagograeme.bsky.social
Staunch Chicagoan, disgruntled Chicago sports fan, craft beer enthusiast, music lover, concert goer, etc.
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You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
January 31, 2026 at 6:57 AM
You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Oh fuck. She was brilliant. Loved her in so so many things. Even named our cat Moira because of her.
BREAKING: Catherine O'Hara, who starred in "Home Alone," "Schitt's Creek", and more, has died at 71 - TMZ
January 30, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Oh fuck. She was brilliant. Loved her in so so many things. Even named our cat Moira because of her.
Old enough to remember Don Lemon clutching his pearls cuz he thought he smelled weed at the Ferguson protests & now this dumbass administration is gonna turn him into a resistance folk hero.
January 30, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Old enough to remember Don Lemon clutching his pearls cuz he thought he smelled weed at the Ferguson protests & now this dumbass administration is gonna turn him into a resistance folk hero.
As a long time TikTok hater, I am relishing the exodus of people from that cursed platform but I do have to laugh at the performative "I'm quitting fascist TikTok!" posts this week on Instagram/Facebook as if the Zuckerverse is any better.
January 29, 2026 at 5:49 PM
As a long time TikTok hater, I am relishing the exodus of people from that cursed platform but I do have to laugh at the performative "I'm quitting fascist TikTok!" posts this week on Instagram/Facebook as if the Zuckerverse is any better.
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The "he's just one guy" contingent clearly didn't have this *specific* guy terrorize your community. So shut the fuck up if those of us that did are perhaps elated to see him actually take a fall.
January 27, 2026 at 12:41 AM
The "he's just one guy" contingent clearly didn't have this *specific* guy terrorize your community. So shut the fuck up if those of us that did are perhaps elated to see him actually take a fall.
Feels weird not having a Bears game to watch today.
January 25, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Feels weird not having a Bears game to watch today.
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The people who spent years defending and even lionizing Kyle Rittenhouse and Ashli Babbitt now want us to believe that an unarmed mother in her car and a disarmed nurse were domestic terrorists who deserved to be murdered by law enforcement.
January 25, 2026 at 4:26 AM
The people who spent years defending and even lionizing Kyle Rittenhouse and Ashli Babbitt now want us to believe that an unarmed mother in her car and a disarmed nurse were domestic terrorists who deserved to be murdered by law enforcement.
Repeatedly checking my text messages to see which Dem is going to be the first one ghoulish enough to try & fundraise off the latest DHS murder.
January 24, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Repeatedly checking my text messages to see which Dem is going to be the first one ghoulish enough to try & fundraise off the latest DHS murder.
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Pretti clearly did not brandish his gun. Which means the government is saying he was killed for legally exercising his right to carry.
It’s as clear-cut a violation of the Second Amendment as I can possibly imagine. And we’re about to see the bulk of the gun rights crowd defend his murder.
It’s as clear-cut a violation of the Second Amendment as I can possibly imagine. And we’re about to see the bulk of the gun rights crowd defend his murder.
January 24, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Pretti clearly did not brandish his gun. Which means the government is saying he was killed for legally exercising his right to carry.
It’s as clear-cut a violation of the Second Amendment as I can possibly imagine. And we’re about to see the bulk of the gun rights crowd defend his murder.
It’s as clear-cut a violation of the Second Amendment as I can possibly imagine. And we’re about to see the bulk of the gun rights crowd defend his murder.
Aw fuck, Terry Boers was the best. Heavy Fuel Crew got me into local sports talk radio. RIP to a true Chicago legend.
January 24, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Aw fuck, Terry Boers was the best. Heavy Fuel Crew got me into local sports talk radio. RIP to a true Chicago legend.
Oooh boy, you better get busy crafting a VERY sternly worded letter. Or are you waiting to see how your buddies the Baileys weigh in on this?
This is abhorrent. The 4th amendment is the law of the land, and you need a warrant to enter people’s homes.
The courts must step in immediately and ICE must leave our cities.
The courts must step in immediately and ICE must leave our cities.
January 23, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Oooh boy, you better get busy crafting a VERY sternly worded letter. Or are you waiting to see how your buddies the Baileys weigh in on this?
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replace rfk jr with this guy
January 19, 2026 at 2:43 PM
replace rfk jr with this guy
Well that's not an ideal start there Bears
January 18, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Well that's not an ideal start there Bears
Man nothing beats a good FUCK DON CALLIS chant #warriorwrestling
January 17, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Man nothing beats a good FUCK DON CALLIS chant #warriorwrestling
Pretty awesome that I get to see this dude in action tonight up close at @halfacrebeer.bsky.social #WarriorWrestling
January 16, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Pretty awesome that I get to see this dude in action tonight up close at @halfacrebeer.bsky.social #WarriorWrestling
No wonder we're in the situation we are in. ICE is brazenly killing people in the streets & this feckless dipshit wants us to scan QR codes, as if that will solve anything. Just a complete lack of intelligence & leadership from the supposed opposition party yet again.
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 14, 2026 at 5:19 PM
No wonder we're in the situation we are in. ICE is brazenly killing people in the streets & this feckless dipshit wants us to scan QR codes, as if that will solve anything. Just a complete lack of intelligence & leadership from the supposed opposition party yet again.
Really hate that Great Gazoo looking MFer
January 11, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Really hate that Great Gazoo looking MFer
It's those fugly navy pants. Bears need to change that shit at halftime. And also find a new defense.
January 11, 2026 at 2:09 AM
It's those fugly navy pants. Bears need to change that shit at halftime. And also find a new defense.
Poop. I know da Bears history of coming back yadda yadda yadda but that ain't happening the way this D is playing tonight
January 11, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Poop. I know da Bears history of coming back yadda yadda yadda but that ain't happening the way this D is playing tonight
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*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it
January 10, 2026 at 10:46 PM
*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it
Good god it feels like it's taking forever to get to kickoff today. 7:00 can't come soon enough. 🐻⬇️ #bears
a man wearing headphones and a chicago bears shirt is standing on a field .
ALT: a man wearing headphones and a chicago bears shirt is standing on a field .
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January 10, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Good god it feels like it's taking forever to get to kickoff today. 7:00 can't come soon enough. 🐻⬇️ #bears
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“Although statistical evidence suggests otherwise, these unfortunate events are happening more often,” is truly one of the funniest things to come from the slug colony in this man’s head.
January 10, 2026 at 6:06 PM
“Although statistical evidence suggests otherwise, these unfortunate events are happening more often,” is truly one of the funniest things to come from the slug colony in this man’s head.
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Go Bears.
Fuck the Packers.
Abolish ICE.
Fuck the Packers.
Abolish ICE.
January 10, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Go Bears.
Fuck the Packers.
Abolish ICE.
Fuck the Packers.
Abolish ICE.
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Funnily enough, I checked in with CTA and they're actually urging Chicagoans not to be alone with Ald. Jim Gardiner after dark.
Ald. Jim Gardiner urged riders not to use public transit after dark, but data shows CTA crime is down. blockclubchi.co/49ddyCb
January 9, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Funnily enough, I checked in with CTA and they're actually urging Chicagoans not to be alone with Ald. Jim Gardiner after dark.