Jeff H
@chicagobonehead.bsky.social
Writer, cinephile, horror nut, Fox Kid, big butt connoisseur (respectfully) (derogatory)
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Jeff H
@chicagobonehead.bsky.social
· Aug 11
I wonder why my instinct is to be a judgmental cunt
Why do some gyms have TMNT sewer playset aesthetics?
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Why do some gyms have TMNT sewer playset aesthetics?
Being a diva at the LL Bean
November 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Being a diva at the LL Bean
Seeing people from high school talking about hometown Black Out Wednesday plans…we’re 31.
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Seeing people from high school talking about hometown Black Out Wednesday plans…we’re 31.
Wearing a Neleus tank to the bar
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Wearing a Neleus tank to the bar
“Bub” is a slur btw
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
“Bub” is a slur btw
Are there circuit parties that play Madonna
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Are there circuit parties that play Madonna
“Girl, whatever” is such a POWERFUL vibe for 2026
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
“Girl, whatever” is such a POWERFUL vibe for 2026
You are all fools it’s #7 make some garden fresh green beans with garlic salt and pepper or Brussels sprouts pan roasted with bacon and finished with a balsamic glaze
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
You are all fools it’s #7 make some garden fresh green beans with garlic salt and pepper or Brussels sprouts pan roasted with bacon and finished with a balsamic glaze
There’s a new defunctland which is a holiday in and of itself
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
There’s a new defunctland which is a holiday in and of itself
“Use ai to create box art” what ai makes:
November 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
“Use ai to create box art” what ai makes:
Why are we all working today? Let’s go dancing
November 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Why are we all working today? Let’s go dancing
A lot of you are like “I don’t like twinks” and then only twinks are in your likes
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
A lot of you are like “I don’t like twinks” and then only twinks are in your likes
Lowkey hitting the gym harder so I get more birthday nudes next year
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Lowkey hitting the gym harder so I get more birthday nudes next year
Nothing soothes my soul more than super Mario Sunshine
isle delfino is the name of the video game shown
ALT: isle delfino is the name of the video game shown
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November 24, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Nothing soothes my soul more than super Mario Sunshine
Birthday boy selfie in THAT locker room
November 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Birthday boy selfie in THAT locker room
Hi it’s my birthday!!! Please send me nudes at @hershalltheway on insta or if you have expendable cash (I am in Financial Strife™️) at my Venmo @hershalltheway
November 23, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Hi it’s my birthday!!! Please send me nudes at @hershalltheway on insta or if you have expendable cash (I am in Financial Strife™️) at my Venmo @hershalltheway
“My thirties were great”-married people
November 21, 2025 at 4:22 AM
“My thirties were great”-married people
I’m turning 31 on Sunday what’s the vibe for that age? Good year?
November 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I’m turning 31 on Sunday what’s the vibe for that age? Good year?
Taskrabbit laundry folder
November 18, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Taskrabbit laundry folder
Halfway through my FOUR HOUR stew making! Will I want to eat it when it’s done? who’s to say!
November 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Halfway through my FOUR HOUR stew making! Will I want to eat it when it’s done? who’s to say!
I got absolutely annihilated this weekend who knows what I said about what!
November 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I got absolutely annihilated this weekend who knows what I said about what!
Fraternity reunion tonight
November 16, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Fraternity reunion tonight
Bridges of Madison County and August Osage County are the same to me idc
November 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Bridges of Madison County and August Osage County are the same to me idc
When you call me a top you make sure to put VERS in front of it!!!
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
When you call me a top you make sure to put VERS in front of it!!!
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This goon a movie challenge is silly. I’ll goon to any of them I don’t give a flip
November 13, 2025 at 5:10 AM
This goon a movie challenge is silly. I’ll goon to any of them I don’t give a flip