Jeff H
@chicagobonehead.bsky.social
Writer, cinephile, horror nut, Fox Kid, big butt connoisseur (respectfully) (derogatory)
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Jeff H
@chicagobonehead.bsky.social
· Aug 11
I wonder why my instinct is to be a judgmental cunt
“Girl, whatever” is such a POWERFUL vibe for 2026
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
“Girl, whatever” is such a POWERFUL vibe for 2026
You are all fools it’s #7 make some garden fresh green beans with garlic salt and pepper or Brussels sprouts pan roasted with bacon and finished with a balsamic glaze
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
You are all fools it’s #7 make some garden fresh green beans with garlic salt and pepper or Brussels sprouts pan roasted with bacon and finished with a balsamic glaze
There’s a new defunctland which is a holiday in and of itself
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
There’s a new defunctland which is a holiday in and of itself
“Use ai to create box art” what ai makes:
November 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
“Use ai to create box art” what ai makes:
Why are we all working today? Let’s go dancing
November 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Why are we all working today? Let’s go dancing
A lot of you are like “I don’t like twinks” and then only twinks are in your likes
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
A lot of you are like “I don’t like twinks” and then only twinks are in your likes
Lowkey hitting the gym harder so I get more birthday nudes next year
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Lowkey hitting the gym harder so I get more birthday nudes next year
Nothing soothes my soul more than super Mario Sunshine
isle delfino is the name of the video game shown
ALT: isle delfino is the name of the video game shown
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November 24, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Nothing soothes my soul more than super Mario Sunshine
I’m actually really scared of aging now, I truly don’t think I’m mature enough to be this old and that makes me feel all kinds of messed up.
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I’m actually really scared of aging now, I truly don’t think I’m mature enough to be this old and that makes me feel all kinds of messed up.
Birthday boy selfie in THAT locker room
November 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Birthday boy selfie in THAT locker room
Hi it’s my birthday!!! Please send me nudes at @hershalltheway on insta or if you have expendable cash (I am in Financial Strife™️) at my Venmo @hershalltheway
November 23, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Hi it’s my birthday!!! Please send me nudes at @hershalltheway on insta or if you have expendable cash (I am in Financial Strife™️) at my Venmo @hershalltheway
“My thirties were great”-married people
November 21, 2025 at 4:22 AM
“My thirties were great”-married people
I’m turning 31 on Sunday what’s the vibe for that age? Good year?
November 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I’m turning 31 on Sunday what’s the vibe for that age? Good year?
Taskrabbit laundry folder
November 18, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Taskrabbit laundry folder
There’s nothing more masculine than an after dinner bowl of cereal
November 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
There’s nothing more masculine than an after dinner bowl of cereal
Halfway through my FOUR HOUR stew making! Will I want to eat it when it’s done? who’s to say!
November 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Halfway through my FOUR HOUR stew making! Will I want to eat it when it’s done? who’s to say!
I got absolutely annihilated this weekend who knows what I said about what!
November 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I got absolutely annihilated this weekend who knows what I said about what!
Fraternity reunion tonight
November 16, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Fraternity reunion tonight
Bridges of Madison County and August Osage County are the same to me idc
November 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Bridges of Madison County and August Osage County are the same to me idc
When you call me a top you make sure to put VERS in front of it!!!
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
When you call me a top you make sure to put VERS in front of it!!!
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This goon a movie challenge is silly. I’ll goon to any of them I don’t give a flip
November 13, 2025 at 5:10 AM
This goon a movie challenge is silly. I’ll goon to any of them I don’t give a flip
Kids Choice Award winner Benny Safdie
November 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Kids Choice Award winner Benny Safdie
I need you guys to know that you deserve to love and forgive past versions of yourself because they’re still in there
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I need you guys to know that you deserve to love and forgive past versions of yourself because they’re still in there
Y’all have GOT to stop letting your aesthetician film you for social media 💀
November 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Y’all have GOT to stop letting your aesthetician film you for social media 💀
People who dislike Scream 2 shake me to my absolute core
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
People who dislike Scream 2 shake me to my absolute core