Farting is kinda like the butt doing a mating call for penis…
November 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Farting is kinda like the butt doing a mating call for penis…
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the downside to sharing everything online
November 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
the downside to sharing everything online
Bf made pecan pie bars and they FUCK @lontraohiensis.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Bf made pecan pie bars and they FUCK @lontraohiensis.bsky.social
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me using the character creator
November 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
me using the character creator
Video game prides itself on realism yet I can’t make the character naked, what’s the point
November 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Video game prides itself on realism yet I can’t make the character naked, what’s the point
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Well that’s enough about thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Well that’s enough about thanksgiving
Fuck This Turkey Makes Me Want A Chode
November 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Fuck This Turkey Makes Me Want A Chode
Well that’s enough about thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Well that’s enough about thanksgiving
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I thought Invisalign would stop me from biting my cuticles but it turns out there’s other ways to make my fingies bleed
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I thought Invisalign would stop me from biting my cuticles but it turns out there’s other ways to make my fingies bleed
Started Invisalign today and I’m probably doing it better than anyone else ever has
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Started Invisalign today and I’m probably doing it better than anyone else ever has
I don’t know what I want for christmas everyone keeps asking meeee like omg ladies please don’t crowd meeee
November 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I don’t know what I want for christmas everyone keeps asking meeee like omg ladies please don’t crowd meeee
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Fondling my bf’s sac like baoding balls and getting fomo since I can’t do it to myself anymore :(
April 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Fondling my bf’s sac like baoding balls and getting fomo since I can’t do it to myself anymore :(
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It is Friday, perhaps
November 21, 2025 at 10:02 PM
It is Friday, perhaps
Made it to masters for support so I’m not touching that for the rest of the season :-)
Getting back into regular overwatch comp uh ohhhhhh
November 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Made it to masters for support so I’m not touching that for the rest of the season :-)
Uber started playing sam smith the moment we got into the uber, clocked :(
November 22, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Uber started playing sam smith the moment we got into the uber, clocked :(
Trump: y-you can call me a fascist if you want…
Mamdani: really? I don’t want to make you uncomfortable
Trump: no it’s okay. I want it.
Mamdani: *pushes it in* I bet you do you fucking fascist
Trump: *moans*
Mamdani: really? I don’t want to make you uncomfortable
Trump: no it’s okay. I want it.
Mamdani: *pushes it in* I bet you do you fucking fascist
Trump: *moans*
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Trump: y-you can call me a fascist if you want…
Mamdani: really? I don’t want to make you uncomfortable
Trump: no it’s okay. I want it.
Mamdani: *pushes it in* I bet you do you fucking fascist
Trump: *moans*
Mamdani: really? I don’t want to make you uncomfortable
Trump: no it’s okay. I want it.
Mamdani: *pushes it in* I bet you do you fucking fascist
Trump: *moans*
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
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Missing summer time today 😮💨
November 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Missing summer time today 😮💨
It is Friday, perhaps
November 21, 2025 at 10:02 PM
It is Friday, perhaps
Zara larsson has the potential to become a megastar in the u.s. but unfortunately she ate the child she was prophesied to cure of leukemia, forever cursing her to exclusive european fame
November 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Zara larsson has the potential to become a megastar in the u.s. but unfortunately she ate the child she was prophesied to cure of leukemia, forever cursing her to exclusive european fame
My dumbass went out in the middle of a thunderstorm bc I wanted bread lol
November 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
My dumbass went out in the middle of a thunderstorm bc I wanted bread lol
Getting back into regular overwatch comp uh ohhhhhh
November 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Getting back into regular overwatch comp uh ohhhhhh
SpongeBob big gay pants okay
November 18, 2025 at 8:07 PM
SpongeBob big gay pants okay
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just jacked off my thingy and a bug shot out
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
just jacked off my thingy and a bug shot out