Fitzgerald Hornofplentifield
@chestyfitz.bsky.social
food posting, sometimes recipes at wonkette
Secret ingredient: cognac
November 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Secret ingredient: cognac
I cannot wait
November 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I cannot wait
It’s a joke Epstein’s brother was making on email with him
November 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
It’s a joke Epstein’s brother was making on email with him
[punches some numbers into calculator] No
November 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
[punches some numbers into calculator] No
Does the end of January work for you?
November 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Does the end of January work for you?
getting Bobby’s dinner ready
November 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM
getting Bobby’s dinner ready
Somewhere in the town
November 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Somewhere in the town
I heard that tonight there’s gonna be a jailbreak
November 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I heard that tonight there’s gonna be a jailbreak
they’re just setting the table for one of Sister Jean’s sainthood miracles
November 14, 2025 at 1:39 PM
they’re just setting the table for one of Sister Jean’s sainthood miracles
hell yeah brother
November 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
hell yeah brother
More like DUMBoulin
November 14, 2025 at 12:44 AM
More like DUMBoulin
Is the choreography American?
November 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Is the choreography American?
dudes rock
November 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
dudes rock
mf was bad to the bone
November 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
mf was bad to the bone
Best part, just gotta chew thoroughly
November 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Best part, just gotta chew thoroughly
It wasn’t even the top of the scale, one level down
November 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
It wasn’t even the top of the scale, one level down
I got the “you sure?” at an Indian place just the other day
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I got the “you sure?” at an Indian place just the other day
Always immediately refill it and keep it in the fridge
November 13, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Always immediately refill it and keep it in the fridge
This applies to all crudités
November 13, 2025 at 12:24 PM
This applies to all crudités
It’s time for equity in online bullying
November 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
It’s time for equity in online bullying