Fitzgerald Hornofplentifield
@chestyfitz.bsky.social
food posting, sometimes recipes at wonkette
Good evening
November 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Good evening
We’ve all seen those before/after presidency pictures that show how the office ages you, but it’s true for being a governor, too
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
We’ve all seen those before/after presidency pictures that show how the office ages you, but it’s true for being a governor, too
This dough was a little too big for the brotform, just like my father always warned me about
November 12, 2025 at 11:44 AM
This dough was a little too big for the brotform, just like my father always warned me about
[Sit Elton John voice]
Can you meat the loaf tonight?
How in the pan it’s pressed
It’s enough to feed kings and vagabonds
A blend of meats is best
Can you meat the loaf tonight?
How in the pan it’s pressed
It’s enough to feed kings and vagabonds
A blend of meats is best
November 6, 2025 at 10:05 PM
[Sit Elton John voice]
Can you meat the loaf tonight?
How in the pan it’s pressed
It’s enough to feed kings and vagabonds
A blend of meats is best
Can you meat the loaf tonight?
How in the pan it’s pressed
It’s enough to feed kings and vagabonds
A blend of meats is best
In the fashion of, as they say in France
November 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
In the fashion of, as they say in France
Apple crisp
November 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Apple crisp
Good morning
November 3, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Good morning
I mean look at this bad boy
November 3, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I mean look at this bad boy
Good evening from the Chesapeake Bay watershed
November 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Good evening from the Chesapeake Bay watershed
Trick or treat
October 31, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Trick or treat
Japanese proverb:
Hamburger seven times, help eight
Hamburger seven times, help eight
October 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Japanese proverb:
Hamburger seven times, help eight
Hamburger seven times, help eight
Meet me at the penis patch in 5 minutes if you want your ass kicked
October 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Meet me at the penis patch in 5 minutes if you want your ass kicked
Because they’re a bunch of fuckin nerds. Next question
October 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Because they’re a bunch of fuckin nerds. Next question
Just one more potato salad, bro. I swear it’ll be the last one this year. Just one more bro
October 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Just one more potato salad, bro. I swear it’ll be the last one this year. Just one more bro
“My name is Nicolas. I am from Par-eee”
October 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
“My name is Nicolas. I am from Par-eee”
Ding ding
October 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Ding ding
Can you tell the homemade crust from Pillsbury?
October 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Can you tell the homemade crust from Pillsbury?
“You know, they don’t have hot dogs in prison”
October 18, 2025 at 2:22 PM
“You know, they don’t have hot dogs in prison”
It eats just fine
October 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
It eats just fine
Let’s just say the transfer was not smooth
October 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Let’s just say the transfer was not smooth
I should call her
October 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I should call her
keep your eyes peeled for my album coming out: Two Fluffernutters in My Fannypack
October 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
keep your eyes peeled for my album coming out: Two Fluffernutters in My Fannypack
No doubt about it
October 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
No doubt about it
Bitch, ya heard?
October 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Bitch, ya heard?