Fitzgerald Hornofplentifield
@chestyfitz.bsky.social
food posting, sometimes recipes at wonkette
Good evening
November 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Good evening
We’ve all seen those before/after presidency pictures that show how the office ages you, but it’s true for being a governor, too
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
We’ve all seen those before/after presidency pictures that show how the office ages you, but it’s true for being a governor, too
Political realignment is on the horizon as Trump and Clinton start the Lemon Party
November 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Political realignment is on the horizon as Trump and Clinton start the Lemon Party
American Canto or American Wonto????
November 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
American Canto or American Wonto????
Every person should be issued a smartphone with good service, a 3-D printer, and a bicycle
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Every person should be issued a smartphone with good service, a 3-D printer, and a bicycle
Smart to hide the front door behind a tree; keeps burglars out
5502 Dorchester Road, 23225
Total - $554,000.00
Dwelling - $375,000.00
Land - $179,000.00
Lot Sq Ft - 12299.0
Type - R One Story
Taxable - Yes
Year Built - 1952
Map - https://www.google.com/maps/place/5502+Dorchester+Road+RICHMOND+VA+23225
Total - $554,000.00
Dwelling - $375,000.00
Land - $179,000.00
Lot Sq Ft - 12299.0
Type - R One Story
Taxable - Yes
Year Built - 1952
Map - https://www.google.com/maps/place/5502+Dorchester+Road+RICHMOND+VA+23225
November 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Smart to hide the front door behind a tree; keeps burglars out
She breve on my crotchet until I quaver
It recently came to my attention that the UK uses different words for musical notes. And yes, theirs are sillier.
November 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
She breve on my crotchet until I quaver
This dough was a little too big for the brotform, just like my father always warned me about
November 12, 2025 at 11:44 AM
This dough was a little too big for the brotform, just like my father always warned me about
conveniently located close to mass transit
3840 Walmsley Blvd, 23234
Total - $239,000.00
Dwelling - $191,000.00
Land - $48,000.00
Lot Sq Ft - 8276.4
Type - R One Story+ (1.25, 1.5, 1.75)
Taxable - Yes
Year Built - 1955
Map - https://www.google.com/maps/place/3840+Walmsley+Blvd+RICHMOND+VA+23234
Total - $239,000.00
Dwelling - $191,000.00
Land - $48,000.00
Lot Sq Ft - 8276.4
Type - R One Story+ (1.25, 1.5, 1.75)
Taxable - Yes
Year Built - 1955
Map - https://www.google.com/maps/place/3840+Walmsley+Blvd+RICHMOND+VA+23234
November 11, 2025 at 12:06 PM
conveniently located close to mass transit
do I remember correctly that one of the big selling points of Obamacare was to bend the healthcare cost curve downward?
Pretty much all affordability discourse could benefit from just posting this chart.
If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.
If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
do I remember correctly that one of the big selling points of Obamacare was to bend the healthcare cost curve downward?
sending this to my senator @kaine.senate.gov only to have him explain that he takes the train to and from DC and his constituents will be okay because the Democratically-controlled state government will step in to subsidize health insurance premiums
November 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM
sending this to my senator @kaine.senate.gov only to have him explain that he takes the train to and from DC and his constituents will be okay because the Democratically-controlled state government will step in to subsidize health insurance premiums
Maybe it’s just me, but the dawn came late as fuck this morning
November 10, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Maybe it’s just me, but the dawn came late as fuck this morning
and now that I think about it, I have no idea where the love of God has gone
minutes really seeming like hours this morning
November 10, 2025 at 12:33 PM
and now that I think about it, I have no idea where the love of God has gone
minutes really seeming like hours this morning
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 AM
minutes really seeming like hours this morning
Reposted by Fitzgerald Hornofplentifield
Hey you got a little Gitchee in your Goomie there
November 11, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Hey you got a little Gitchee in your Goomie there
I am pretty sure this place is a front for some criminal enterprise
4610 Forest Hill Ave, 23234
Owner - Seibert Properties Inc
Total - $299,000.00
Dwelling - $138,000.00
Land - $161,000.00
Lot Sq Ft - 10700.0
Type - B Restaurant/Bar
Taxable - Yes
Year Built - 1963
Map - https://www.google.com/maps/place/4610+Forest+Hill+Ave+RICHMOND+VA+23234
Owner - Seibert Properties Inc
Total - $299,000.00
Dwelling - $138,000.00
Land - $161,000.00
Lot Sq Ft - 10700.0
Type - B Restaurant/Bar
Taxable - Yes
Year Built - 1963
Map - https://www.google.com/maps/place/4610+Forest+Hill+Ave+RICHMOND+VA+23234
November 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I am pretty sure this place is a front for some criminal enterprise
[Sit Elton John voice]
Can you meat the loaf tonight?
How in the pan it’s pressed
It’s enough to feed kings and vagabonds
A blend of meats is best
Can you meat the loaf tonight?
How in the pan it’s pressed
It’s enough to feed kings and vagabonds
A blend of meats is best
November 6, 2025 at 10:05 PM
[Sit Elton John voice]
Can you meat the loaf tonight?
How in the pan it’s pressed
It’s enough to feed kings and vagabonds
A blend of meats is best
Can you meat the loaf tonight?
How in the pan it’s pressed
It’s enough to feed kings and vagabonds
A blend of meats is best
Looks like sandwiches are back on the menu
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Looks like sandwiches are back on the menu
Also, a non-zero chance of a run by Fightin’ Joe Morrissey (maybe even as a Republican)!
Prediction: whoever fills the state senate seat Ghazala Hashmi is vacating to become Lt Gov will be like the Manchin/Sinema of the Virginia Senate
November 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Also, a non-zero chance of a run by Fightin’ Joe Morrissey (maybe even as a Republican)!
Prediction: whoever fills the state senate seat Ghazala Hashmi is vacating to become Lt Gov will be like the Manchin/Sinema of the Virginia Senate
November 5, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Prediction: whoever fills the state senate seat Ghazala Hashmi is vacating to become Lt Gov will be like the Manchin/Sinema of the Virginia Senate
I was wrong; fuck marry kill now standard litmus test for candidates
This is why Winsome Earle Sears is going to win the Executive Mansion on the reverse coattails of Jay Jones Fuck Marry Kill Gate
Spanberger voters taking a moral stand on the attorney general race might make sense in a pre-2020 reality, but it frankly makes no sense now. It was Oregon's AG who sued Trump when he sent troops to Portland. A Trump-friendly AG would've likely let him do what he wanted.
November 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I was wrong; fuck marry kill now standard litmus test for candidates
Folding a paper towel and putting over a dish in the microwave with the precision and solemnity of a deacon cleaning up after communion
November 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Folding a paper towel and putting over a dish in the microwave with the precision and solemnity of a deacon cleaning up after communion
I bet they’re getting high in the bus before the show
Hello fellow election experts and good evening from Richmond, Virginia. I am at the Abigail Spanberger Election Night watch party looking at her parked bus as polls don't close for another hour and a half.
November 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I bet they’re getting high in the bus before the show
Can’t even take a piss in the alley out back without some pervert ogling you
8 S Crenshaw Ave, 23221
Owner - Ambeale Llc
Total - $218,000.00
Dwelling - $85,000.00
Land - $133,000.00
Lot Sq Ft - 2203.0
Type - B General Retail/Service
Taxable - Yes
Year Built - 1930
Map - https://www.google.com/maps/place/8+S+Crenshaw+Ave+RICHMOND+VA+23221
Owner - Ambeale Llc
Total - $218,000.00
Dwelling - $85,000.00
Land - $133,000.00
Lot Sq Ft - 2203.0
Type - B General Retail/Service
Taxable - Yes
Year Built - 1930
Map - https://www.google.com/maps/place/8+S+Crenshaw+Ave+RICHMOND+VA+23221
November 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Can’t even take a piss in the alley out back without some pervert ogling you
Ballot 5,404 at the Forest Hill Presbyterian Church polling precinct
November 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Ballot 5,404 at the Forest Hill Presbyterian Church polling precinct