Fitzgerald Chesterfield
@chestyfitz.bsky.social
food posting, sometimes recipes at wonkette
Able-bodied adults who don’t clear their sidewalks are the scum of the earth
January 28, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Able-bodied adults who don’t clear their sidewalks are the scum of the earth
smoke ‘em if you got ‘em
Hometown Health: Virginia gets an “F” grade in tobacco control report from American Lung Association #12OnYourSide
Hometown Health: Virginia gets an “F” grade in tobacco control report from American Lung Association
The American Lung Association slapped Virginia with an “F” when it comes to tobacco control.
www.12onyourside.com
January 28, 2026 at 6:27 PM
smoke ‘em if you got ‘em
They’re also airing these kinds of videos on Fox News, but it’s set to “Yakety Sax”
CNN airs compilation of federal agents acting with extreme aggression towards peaceful observers.
January 27, 2026 at 11:13 PM
They’re also airing these kinds of videos on Fox News, but it’s set to “Yakety Sax”
We are one of only two houses our block who have cleared our sidewalk.
We live in a goddamn society, people!
We live in a goddamn society, people!
January 27, 2026 at 1:28 PM
We are one of only two houses our block who have cleared our sidewalk.
We live in a goddamn society, people!
We live in a goddamn society, people!
Word on the street is that the biscuits in Minnesota weren’t soggy enough for Greg Bovino’s tastes
January 27, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Word on the street is that the biscuits in Minnesota weren’t soggy enough for Greg Bovino’s tastes
The Spatula of Damocles
January 26, 2026 at 6:28 PM
The Spatula of Damocles
A lot of people don’t know this, but that Biggie lyric where he’s talking about steak and eggs and Welch’s Grape was a discarded line from a draft of “The Fat Boys Are Back”
January 25, 2026 at 3:28 PM
A lot of people don’t know this, but that Biggie lyric where he’s talking about steak and eggs and Welch’s Grape was a discarded line from a draft of “The Fat Boys Are Back”
If this doesn’t win the chili cook-off tomorrow, I will hang my head in shame
January 24, 2026 at 3:20 AM
If this doesn’t win the chili cook-off tomorrow, I will hang my head in shame
Alright, which one of you motherfuckers put the ram in the ram-a-lama-ding-dong?
January 24, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Alright, which one of you motherfuckers put the ram in the ram-a-lama-ding-dong?
I got the last quart of Fage at the Carytown Kroger, bitches
January 23, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I got the last quart of Fage at the Carytown Kroger, bitches
Brown thighs brownthighs brownt highs
January 23, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Brown thighs brownthighs brownt highs
Reposted by Fitzgerald Chesterfield
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
Went to bed they were forecasting 2 feet of snow; woke up to a 4-inch forecast. We’ve been duped again by Big Bread and Milk
January 21, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Went to bed they were forecasting 2 feet of snow; woke up to a 4-inch forecast. We’ve been duped again by Big Bread and Milk
When it overflows, it’s called “maxaroni and cheese”
January 18, 2026 at 7:17 PM
When it overflows, it’s called “maxaroni and cheese”
Future generations of cooks won’t be able to make a proper roux because they won’t know what a brand new penny looks like
January 17, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Future generations of cooks won’t be able to make a proper roux because they won’t know what a brand new penny looks like
Reposted by Fitzgerald Chesterfield
We’ve all seen those before/after presidency pictures that show how the office ages you, but it’s true for being a governor, too
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
We’ve all seen those before/after presidency pictures that show how the office ages you, but it’s true for being a governor, too
Finally get to wear that “InaugHERation” sweatshirt I had printed in 2016
January 17, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Finally get to wear that “InaugHERation” sweatshirt I had printed in 2016
I wrote to my (Democratic) senator saying DHS should be abolished and its functions returned to the departments that handled them before 9/11, and he responded that he’s trying to help the secret police stay secret
January 16, 2026 at 2:18 PM
I wrote to my (Democratic) senator saying DHS should be abolished and its functions returned to the departments that handled them before 9/11, and he responded that he’s trying to help the secret police stay secret
More like Grand Crook Cir on account of somebody stole the dang picture
6714 S Grand Brook Cir, 23225
Total - $226,000.00
Dwelling - $186,000.00
Land - $40,000.00
Lot Sq Ft - 1700.0
Type - R Two Story
Taxable - Yes
Year Built - 2006
Map - https://www.google.com/maps/place/6714+S+Grand+Brook+Cir+RICHMOND+VA+23225
Total - $226,000.00
Dwelling - $186,000.00
Land - $40,000.00
Lot Sq Ft - 1700.0
Type - R Two Story
Taxable - Yes
Year Built - 2006
Map - https://www.google.com/maps/place/6714+S+Grand+Brook+Cir+RICHMOND+VA+23225
January 15, 2026 at 1:35 PM
More like Grand Crook Cir on account of somebody stole the dang picture
Virginia media should be using “Spanberger Helper” as a kicker or tag for every story about cabinet appointments
January 14, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Virginia media should be using “Spanberger Helper” as a kicker or tag for every story about cabinet appointments
my old block; definitely pissed in that alley
3416 Stuart Ave, 23225
Total - $651,000.00
Dwelling - $421,000.00
Land - $230,000.00
Lot Sq Ft - 4853.25
Type - R Two Family Blt-As
Taxable - Yes
Year Built - 1937
Map - https://www.google.com/maps/place/3416+Stuart+Ave+RICHMOND+VA+23225
Total - $651,000.00
Dwelling - $421,000.00
Land - $230,000.00
Lot Sq Ft - 4853.25
Type - R Two Family Blt-As
Taxable - Yes
Year Built - 1937
Map - https://www.google.com/maps/place/3416+Stuart+Ave+RICHMOND+VA+23225
January 14, 2026 at 12:03 PM
my old block; definitely pissed in that alley
I wish Kaleb Horton was still alive
Jim Rockford is back on the case: NBC has ordered a pilot for a reboot of the classic '70s detective series The Rockford Files.
The Rockford Files Reboot Lands Pilot Order At NBC — Who Would You Cast To Fill James Garner's Shoes? - TVLine
www.tvline.com
January 14, 2026 at 2:17 AM
I wish Kaleb Horton was still alive
I just read the stupidest paragraph ever, and now you have to as well
January 13, 2026 at 12:18 PM
I just read the stupidest paragraph ever, and now you have to as well
Good morning
January 11, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Good morning