Chris Heller
@cheller-rev.bsky.social
Just a random Chicago sports fan who also happens to be a pastor in the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America. I usually go by he/him but won't be offended if you just call me "that idiot over there."
Now they've gone and pissed off God...
*the only way to survive the horrors is sarcasm and gallows humor on the way to organizing.
*the only way to survive the horrors is sarcasm and gallows humor on the way to organizing.
THOU SHALT NOT PROTECT PEDOS!!! WHY THE FUCK IS THIS SENDER’S NAME REDACTED?!?
February 4, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Now they've gone and pissed off God...
*the only way to survive the horrors is sarcasm and gallows humor on the way to organizing.
*the only way to survive the horrors is sarcasm and gallows humor on the way to organizing.
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People not in Minneapolis spreading the theory that Pretti was targeted in a hit do not understand the damage they’re potentially doing. Insanely irresponsible
January 27, 2026 at 11:09 PM
People not in Minneapolis spreading the theory that Pretti was targeted in a hit do not understand the damage they’re potentially doing. Insanely irresponsible
Hope he gets the farewell he deserves.
![01/26/2026 15:27:26[TWT]
Priscilla Alvarez
@priscialva
BREAKING: Top Border Patrol official Gregory Bovino and some of his
agents are expected to leave Minneapolis and return to their respective
sectors, sources tell me, @KristenhCNN + @kaitlancollins.
Sent via Twitter Web App. View original tweet.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pnx2fjuannbdpy3337ggthpp/bafkreiglia3lsgoularsdrttknes76e3otad6xpnyp2eia2nmg5ckrc7cq@jpeg)
January 26, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Hope he gets the farewell he deserves.
"Comply or be shot."
BASH: Where did he assault an officer? It looked to us that he was approached by them when he was helping another individual who was pushed down
BOVINO: We don't need a suspect's help in a law enforcement scene
BASH: So when somebody is pushed down, you stand back?
BOVINO: Follow directions
BOVINO: We don't need a suspect's help in a law enforcement scene
BASH: So when somebody is pushed down, you stand back?
BOVINO: Follow directions
January 25, 2026 at 2:35 PM
"Comply or be shot."
Frustratingly unsurprising that the "do your own research" crowd when it comes to Covid, Vaccines, etc are suddenly telling us we need to trust the government's official story.
January 25, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Frustratingly unsurprising that the "do your own research" crowd when it comes to Covid, Vaccines, etc are suddenly telling us we need to trust the government's official story.
That's what we're all worried about.
January 25, 2026 at 1:30 AM
That's what we're all worried about.
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right now the floor for me is abolish ICE and put every agent on trial and the average elected democrat is like what if we told them to cut it out
January 22, 2026 at 12:31 AM
right now the floor for me is abolish ICE and put every agent on trial and the average elected democrat is like what if we told them to cut it out
Noem must be impeached and removed. Anybody with direct knowledge of this illegal act must be removed and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
January 22, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Noem must be impeached and removed. Anybody with direct knowledge of this illegal act must be removed and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
Further evidence this is not a police action (a phrase that has also been abused by history) by federal authorities but indeed in their mind an invasion and occupation. There are not enough courtrooms for the number of federal officials who will need to be put on trial should we survive this.
Senior White House official says local and state police in Minneapolis “have been ordered to stand down and surrender.”
What?
What?
January 20, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Further evidence this is not a police action (a phrase that has also been abused by history) by federal authorities but indeed in their mind an invasion and occupation. There are not enough courtrooms for the number of federal officials who will need to be put on trial should we survive this.
Just realized DT is going to declare he deserves almost every gold medal the US team wins at the Olympics.
January 19, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Just realized DT is going to declare he deserves almost every gold medal the US team wins at the Olympics.
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Cripes a’mighty people, Steven Miller is not staging a militarized ethnic cleansing and sending the border cops to murder people in the street to distract from the Epstein files. He’s doing it because he and Trump (and Vance and Homan and Noem etc) really really want to.
January 15, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Cripes a’mighty people, Steven Miller is not staging a militarized ethnic cleansing and sending the border cops to murder people in the street to distract from the Epstein files. He’s doing it because he and Trump (and Vance and Homan and Noem etc) really really want to.
Hey, Google, schedule the next available appointment with a cardiologist. I have Bears arrhythmia.
January 11, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Hey, Google, schedule the next available appointment with a cardiologist. I have Bears arrhythmia.
The governor and AG need to instruct the BCA to hold their own parallel investigation regardless of FBI obstruction. There's no way that we can trust the FBI to do the right thing. Their trying to freeze out state authorities is proof enough of that.
"The Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension has just revealed that federal officials have 'reversed course,' and the investigation into the killing of a Minneapolis woman by an ICE agent will be conducted by the FBI without assistance from the BCA."
Live: FBI pushes Minnesota investigators aside in ICE shooting probe
Demonstrators gathered near the Whipple Federal Building after thousands attended vigils to remember Renee Nicole Good, who was killed by an ICE agent in Minneapolis. Minneapolis public school classes...
www.startribune.com
January 8, 2026 at 4:46 PM
The governor and AG need to instruct the BCA to hold their own parallel investigation regardless of FBI obstruction. There's no way that we can trust the FBI to do the right thing. Their trying to freeze out state authorities is proof enough of that.
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Better yet, disestablish all of DHS, and undo the nightmarish idiocies that we created in a panic 25 years ago. Reestablish the INS, get rid of ODNI, fix the damage from the Patriot Act, etc.
For the love of all that is decent and holy: abolish ICE
January 8, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Better yet, disestablish all of DHS, and undo the nightmarish idiocies that we created in a panic 25 years ago. Reestablish the INS, get rid of ODNI, fix the damage from the Patriot Act, etc.
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After the assassination of Melissa Hortman it’s not hard to understand why a woman in Minnesota would be afraid of a man in a mask who says he’s a cop.
January 8, 2026 at 1:36 AM
After the assassination of Melissa Hortman it’s not hard to understand why a woman in Minnesota would be afraid of a man in a mask who says he’s a cop.
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Chuck Schumer’s Ridiculous Strategy For Trump’s Illegal War: Hope Republicans Come To Their Senses
I've criticized Chuck Schumer plenty over the years, generally for being bad on tech policy, but also for not understanding the moment we’re living through. Yes, he’s the leader of a minority party…
I've criticized Chuck Schumer plenty over the years, generally for being bad on tech policy, but also for not understanding the moment we’re living through. Yes, he’s the leader of a minority party…
Chuck Schumer’s Ridiculous Strategy For Trump’s Illegal War: Hope Republicans Come To Their Senses
I've criticized Chuck Schumer plenty over the years, generally for being bad on tech policy, but also for not understanding the moment we’re living through. Yes, he’s the leader of a minority party with zero power, but that doesn’t mean he’s powerless. Yet he acts as if he is. And if he can't figure that out, it's time for someone else to do it.
www.techdirt.com
January 6, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Chuck Schumer’s Ridiculous Strategy For Trump’s Illegal War: Hope Republicans Come To Their Senses
I've criticized Chuck Schumer plenty over the years, generally for being bad on tech policy, but also for not understanding the moment we’re living through. Yes, he’s the leader of a minority party…
I've criticized Chuck Schumer plenty over the years, generally for being bad on tech policy, but also for not understanding the moment we’re living through. Yes, he’s the leader of a minority party…
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If the US holds Venezuela, we will seize 17% of oil -- yesterday's technology. If China uses this precedent to take Taiwan, it will own 60% of semiconductors -- tomorrow's technology. See what happens when you elect evil & stupid at the same time?
Really American FB
Really American FB
January 6, 2026 at 2:07 AM
If the US holds Venezuela, we will seize 17% of oil -- yesterday's technology. If China uses this precedent to take Taiwan, it will own 60% of semiconductors -- tomorrow's technology. See what happens when you elect evil & stupid at the same time?
Really American FB
Really American FB
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"What trillion-dollar problem is AI trying to solve?"
Wages. They're trying to use it to solve having to pay wages.
Wages. They're trying to use it to solve having to pay wages.
December 27, 2024 at 5:41 PM
"What trillion-dollar problem is AI trying to solve?"
Wages. They're trying to use it to solve having to pay wages.
Wages. They're trying to use it to solve having to pay wages.
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For two whole days Trump's comments on local NYC talk radio just hung in the air without question. The President of the United States claimed a strike on a country with whom we are not at war, and 48 hours passed without a peep. That says a lot about our media environment.
December 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
For two whole days Trump's comments on local NYC talk radio just hung in the air without question. The President of the United States claimed a strike on a country with whom we are not at war, and 48 hours passed without a peep. That says a lot about our media environment.
Closed all my rings just watching that football game.
December 21, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Closed all my rings just watching that football game.
Inject this into my veins for the next month.
December 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Inject this into my veins for the next month.
NFL is in the bag for the Packers.
December 21, 2025 at 3:57 AM
NFL is in the bag for the Packers.
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You can't use generative AI ethically because it's built on stolen work.
December 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
You can't use generative AI ethically because it's built on stolen work.
Too broke to afford pencils. Tons of cash for a personal army and an eyesore replacing the East Wing.
Trump: "You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They only need 1 or 2. They don't need that many. You always need steel. You don't need 37 dolls for your daughter. 2 or 3 is nice. So we're doing things right."
December 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Too broke to afford pencils. Tons of cash for a personal army and an eyesore replacing the East Wing.
This is exactly what I thought earlier when I saw one.
man i just watched 3 dr. pepper hunger games challenges
December 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
This is exactly what I thought earlier when I saw one.