Chris Heller
@cheller-rev.bsky.social
Just a random Chicago sports fan who also happens to be a pastor in the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America. I usually go by he/him but won't be offended if you just call me "that idiot over there."
"don't say 'nice,' don't say 'nice,' don't say 'nice'..."
February 8, 2026 at 9:55 PM
"don't say 'nice,' don't say 'nice,' don't say 'nice'..."
It's like he's trying to be the absolute least likeable person on the planet. Does he win a prize for biggest douche?
February 5, 2026 at 12:56 AM
It's like he's trying to be the absolute least likeable person on the planet. Does he win a prize for biggest douche?
Love the casual racism tossed in for good measure. Glad we're led by the Vibes Team in the HHS!
January 28, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Love the casual racism tossed in for good measure. Glad we're led by the Vibes Team in the HHS!
Shit, we took down our tree on Saturday. The loss on Sunday is now totally on me.
January 20, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Shit, we took down our tree on Saturday. The loss on Sunday is now totally on me.
During the f'ing BEARS game?!?
January 11, 2026 at 4:26 AM
During the f'ing BEARS game?!?