When I was in college I friend of mine wrote a story about the DMV in the style of Kafka. It was awesome.

Time to round up all the King’s Horses.

My children gathered around 570 pieces of Halloween candy last night. Given at a bag of 60 Halloween candies retails for about $12, they made about $112 dollars.

To seize their coffee shops, see the hipsters driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their craft breweries. —P Hegseth. Probably

Join the 99pi discord server. I’m not even kidding.

Is that properly licensed or are you using a pirated copy? I can’t afford the subscription fees.

I funded the kicker starter for season 5. Should be out in like 2027.

With what? Grok?

I’m doomed then, because my omnipresent narrator has a very definite attitude. However, I’m not worried because no one will ever buy or want to read my self indulgent passion project that I started writing to stay off social media. Anyhow where can I read your book?

Is the market under the bridge still there? It’s been a while since I’ve been to Portland but I loved going down to that market.

Applying to their morality won’t work. They know they’re in the wrong but they still think they’re good people. They have been told that hating these immigrants makes them good people.

You should really have that examined. I’m not sure you should even have warm cockles.

When God made the world, Lucifer asked to make one thing. God refused, but Lucifer was persistent and asked day after day after day. So finally God relented and allowed Lucifer to make one thing; so Lucifer made Comcast.

Some people light up a room when they enter it. Other when they leave.

The best villains are the complicated ones - where you can identify with their motivations even if you despise their tactics. Magneto. Thanos. That conservationist who decided all the elephants needed to die to save the savannah. Understanding doesn’t mean agreeing, but it makes the story richer.

Then facebook is cooked