CJ Lorey
@chaotic-thembo.bsky.social
Notorious foraging fiend🪻🌿| Training for the Silly Goose Olympics 🪿| Howl coded queer 🪄🏳️🌈| Here for the fun facts and giggles 🤓|
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
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can’t not hear and see:
February 4, 2026 at 6:36 PM
can’t not hear and see:
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“My seeds will not grow,” said Toad.
“You are shouting too much,” said Frog, “These poor seeds are afraid to grow.”
“You are shouting too much,” said Frog, “These poor seeds are afraid to grow.”
February 4, 2026 at 8:37 PM
“My seeds will not grow,” said Toad.
“You are shouting too much,” said Frog, “These poor seeds are afraid to grow.”
“You are shouting too much,” said Frog, “These poor seeds are afraid to grow.”
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Six More Weeks of Wet Season Predicted as Geoduck Squirts All Over His Shadow: tinyurl.com/mu6br7ye
February 2, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Six More Weeks of Wet Season Predicted as Geoduck Squirts All Over His Shadow: tinyurl.com/mu6br7ye
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Didn’t the Beach Boys have a song about that
January 29, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Didn’t the Beach Boys have a song about that
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Built a Lego Beholder.
January 17, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Built a Lego Beholder.
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I'd rather be sleeping
January 12, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I'd rather be sleeping
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I’m kind of over the whole “America is bad, at least my country is good” as if the rise of a xenophobic right wing isn’t a broadly Western problem and every country tut-tutting about the US’s fall doesn’t have a failing neoliberal order constantly in tug-of-war with The Racism Party
January 9, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I’m kind of over the whole “America is bad, at least my country is good” as if the rise of a xenophobic right wing isn’t a broadly Western problem and every country tut-tutting about the US’s fall doesn’t have a failing neoliberal order constantly in tug-of-war with The Racism Party
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My wife and I went out to lunch today.
My wife: "What is the quality that makes you want to be friends with someone, TK?"
Me: "Kindness. It's always been kindness. If I see someone acting kind to others, I want to be friends with them."
My wife: "What is the quality that makes you want to be friends with someone, TK?"
Me: "Kindness. It's always been kindness. If I see someone acting kind to others, I want to be friends with them."
January 3, 2026 at 10:31 PM
My wife and I went out to lunch today.
My wife: "What is the quality that makes you want to be friends with someone, TK?"
Me: "Kindness. It's always been kindness. If I see someone acting kind to others, I want to be friends with them."
My wife: "What is the quality that makes you want to be friends with someone, TK?"
Me: "Kindness. It's always been kindness. If I see someone acting kind to others, I want to be friends with them."
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I've never seen shelf fungi like these before - strong winds brought down some large branches near me and the ones under this oak had a lot of these. They are tight against the branch so this doesn't seem to be the underside #EastCoastKin #Mushrooms #Fungi #Photography possibly oak mazegill?
January 1, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I've never seen shelf fungi like these before - strong winds brought down some large branches near me and the ones under this oak had a lot of these. They are tight against the branch so this doesn't seem to be the underside #EastCoastKin #Mushrooms #Fungi #Photography possibly oak mazegill?
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Tell your friends you love them. This isn't meant to be ominous. Everything's good (knocks on wood) but it just feels nice, bro. Telling the boys I love them, I'm glad they're my friends, in my life... then of course we go back to roasting each other, but the people you care about should know.
January 2, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Tell your friends you love them. This isn't meant to be ominous. Everything's good (knocks on wood) but it just feels nice, bro. Telling the boys I love them, I'm glad they're my friends, in my life... then of course we go back to roasting each other, but the people you care about should know.
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Video game ads in the 90's were something else...
January 1, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Video game ads in the 90's were something else...
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Look who turns 11 years old today!
Still acts like a puppy! 😍😍
Still acts like a puppy! 😍😍
December 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Look who turns 11 years old today!
Still acts like a puppy! 😍😍
Still acts like a puppy! 😍😍
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“Just one more thing, Ms Bondi…
… If The Epstein Files are a hoax, why the redactions?”
… If The Epstein Files are a hoax, why the redactions?”
December 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
“Just one more thing, Ms Bondi…
… If The Epstein Files are a hoax, why the redactions?”
… If The Epstein Files are a hoax, why the redactions?”
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December 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Make the holidays extra gay if you can. Like make it uncomfortable.
December 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Make the holidays extra gay if you can. Like make it uncomfortable.
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Asked why no one outside the state of Washington cares enough about its flooded communities that just lost everything they own right before Christmas, today the nation admitted it just kinda assumed the PNW was always living underwater in some sort of giant puddle like that.
Nation Just Kinda Assumed Pacific Northwest Always Lived in Giant Puddle Like That: tinyurl.com/bdh393s4
December 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Asked why no one outside the state of Washington cares enough about its flooded communities that just lost everything they own right before Christmas, today the nation admitted it just kinda assumed the PNW was always living underwater in some sort of giant puddle like that.