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Chandler Murch
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February 12, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Hot take: a Carrington Event or event of that consequence would not be a good thing right now.

I don’t want to lose power when the temperature here dips below 0°F on the reg and we have no way to run our well.

I don’t want my internet-dependent job to evaporate.
A Carrington Event might be a good thing right now. Fry Musk’s satellites, compromise all the AI data centers.
February 3, 2026 at 7:19 PM
January 31, 2026 at 3:32 PM
@repilhan.bsky.social

This moment is indelible.

Despite the intensity of the situation, this isn’t a look of aggressive defiance about needing to stay as-is, but calm determination, confidence, and assurance.
January 28, 2026 at 5:41 PM
@despair.bsky.social best housing related metaphor I’ve seen this year 🥶🥩😆
imagine if you took all the city's meat and put it in a freezer
January 20, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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No idea about the game, gonna check it out this weekend but this has to be the cutest most supportive endorsement of a game ever.

Having someone who supports me 100%, i don’t know how people do it alone.

store.steampowered.com/app/3875890/...
January 16, 2026 at 11:48 PM
January 15, 2026 at 9:43 PM
U.S. classroom technology has the worst #UX
-install a new iPad app (Clever)
-allow Chrome (it’s rated 16+ on iPad) to auth. her login
-launch i-Ready from Clever (with an Allow step)
-install another app (i-Ready Connect)
-back to Clever, launch i-Ready (Allow again)

for MANDATED TESTING.
January 13, 2026 at 1:36 PM
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Bears fans preparing to riot but the stadium puts Serengeti's "Dennehy" on the PA and they all calm down instantly and begin milling about harmlessly. "Keep the juice in your chops," they mutter to each other, absently if still somewhat warmly. "Keep the juice in your brats."
January 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
@chetsucks.com Epic needs to retire Sweeney. What a stupid distraction.
As Grok continues generating sexualised images, Epic Games boss says senators calling for a ban are trying to "censor all of their political opponents"

www.eurogamer.net/as-grok-cont...
January 11, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Or a minor procedure to repair your wackelkontakt charging port. Wait, there’s just some lint in there…
And then undergo a major medical procedure every 5 years to replace your worn-out energy storage?
January 3, 2026 at 6:18 PM
It’s been a while since I’ve worked on brakes. Took a couple hours to get the first wheel done but now I’ve got a feel and the right tools ready. #diy #cars
December 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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RETWEET IF IM RIGHT - dashare.zone ADMIN
December 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Comedy Wildlife Awards 2025 – in pictures
Comedy Wildlife Awards 2025 – in pictures
From a red-throated loon touching down on water, to good and bad hair days, and an airborne squirrel, here is a selection of the finalists in this year’s Nikon Comedy Wildlife awards
www.theguardian.com
October 23, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-regularly-happens-3/
December 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Ayup
December 14, 2025 at 3:31 AM
A second-grader’s work reads like a horror movie.
December 4, 2025 at 12:13 PM
It’s unfair that “Click Clack Moo: Christmas at the Farm” (2017) only has a 5.5 user rating on IMDb with trivia like this.

@pattonoswalt.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Scroll past the first section. Working poverty has ruined the US.

“The American Deal was that Effort ~ Security…But because the real poverty line is $140,000, effort no longer yields security or progress; it brings risk, exhaustion, and debt.”

www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
Part 1: My Life Is a Lie
How a Broken Benchmark Quietly Broke America
www.yesigiveafig.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Excellent thread, another example in the endless list of “Why is studying history important?”
As of this morning, Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (AKA: SNAP, Food Stamps or EBT) recipients STILL have not received their benefits. Meaning, they are unable to buy food. Because I h been both a SNAP recipient and a state caseworker who processed SNAP applications, I thought I should do
November 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Happy Halloween! Dressing up as Rep. Clay Higgins is a strange costume for an actual piece of 💩but they really nailed it.
Rep. Clay Higgins of Louisiana blames SNAP recipients for not stockpiling a month's worth of food.

He ends his tweet with "stop smoking crack."
October 31, 2025 at 2:54 PM
#dccomics is really reaching here. They have as much standing as Wonder Bread.

www.theguardian.com/culture/2025...
French woman in mother of all trademark battles with DC Comics over parenting app Wondermum
Lise Sobéron’s Wondermum app has name and graphics allegedly similar to DC’s Wonder Woman, lawyers claim
www.theguardian.com
October 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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June 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Hey @govpritzker.illinois.gov , doesn’t ISP Director Brendan Kelly report to you? You need accountability here.
Troopers just violently attacked protesters, tackled several, several arrests, shoving activists and press with batons.
October 12, 2025 at 1:36 PM
It is 2025, I uninstalled iTunes from my desktop computer.
September 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM