Chandler Dean
@chandlerjdean.bsky.social
Surely THIS one will stick
When did you “lock in?” I feel like I started paying attention in ~2007
November 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
When did you “lock in?” I feel like I started paying attention in ~2007
Nebula now offers free trials which means you can watch Season 1 of Abolish Everything! RIGHT NOW for zero dollars. Abolish your weekend plans!
November 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Nebula now offers free trials which means you can watch Season 1 of Abolish Everything! RIGHT NOW for zero dollars. Abolish your weekend plans!
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My friends, we have abolished, Andrew Cuomo
June 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
My friends, we have abolished, Andrew Cuomo
SUCK IT BILL ACKMAN WE’RE MAKIN’ MAPS IN THIS MF!!!
November 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
SUCK IT BILL ACKMAN WE’RE MAKIN’ MAPS IN THIS MF!!!
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This Thanksgiving gather your whole family around the tv to watch our movie about a guy trying not to puke
October 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
This Thanksgiving gather your whole family around the tv to watch our movie about a guy trying not to puke
10 tix left!
Tix for the Abolish Everything S2 Finale taping go live on @caveatnyc.bsky.social’s website at NOON TODAY!
October 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
10 tix left!
Tix for the Abolish Everything S2 Finale taping go live on @caveatnyc.bsky.social’s website at NOON TODAY!
October 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Tix for the Abolish Everything S2 Finale taping go live on @caveatnyc.bsky.social’s website at NOON TODAY!
*Irish Hailey Welch* hawk of the mornin’ tuah
October 21, 2025 at 6:08 PM
*Irish Hailey Welch* hawk of the mornin’ tuah
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Who could be on that 10pm show?
Perhaps if you’re in NYC you should snag a ticket to see who’s forced to be behind that lectern 😘
Perhaps if you’re in NYC you should snag a ticket to see who’s forced to be behind that lectern 😘
Folks! Tix were just made available for the October tapings of Abolish Everything! on @nebula.tv and over half of them are already gone.
Don’t miss the ridiculously stacked lineup of our 7 PM taping OR our very special ABOLISH REDEMPTION taping at 10 PM which will feature some familiar faces…
Don’t miss the ridiculously stacked lineup of our 7 PM taping OR our very special ABOLISH REDEMPTION taping at 10 PM which will feature some familiar faces…
September 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Who could be on that 10pm show?
Perhaps if you’re in NYC you should snag a ticket to see who’s forced to be behind that lectern 😘
Perhaps if you’re in NYC you should snag a ticket to see who’s forced to be behind that lectern 😘
Folks! Tix were just made available for the October tapings of Abolish Everything! on @nebula.tv and over half of them are already gone.
Don’t miss the ridiculously stacked lineup of our 7 PM taping OR our very special ABOLISH REDEMPTION taping at 10 PM which will feature some familiar faces…
Don’t miss the ridiculously stacked lineup of our 7 PM taping OR our very special ABOLISH REDEMPTION taping at 10 PM which will feature some familiar faces…
September 27, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Folks! Tix were just made available for the October tapings of Abolish Everything! on @nebula.tv and over half of them are already gone.
Don’t miss the ridiculously stacked lineup of our 7 PM taping OR our very special ABOLISH REDEMPTION taping at 10 PM which will feature some familiar faces…
Don’t miss the ridiculously stacked lineup of our 7 PM taping OR our very special ABOLISH REDEMPTION taping at 10 PM which will feature some familiar faces…
Reposted by Chandler Dean
If you’re looking for a video service that DOESN’T allow hate speech and misinformation, come on down to nebula dot tv and tell them Dave sent you
September 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
If you’re looking for a video service that DOESN’T allow hate speech and misinformation, come on down to nebula dot tv and tell them Dave sent you
In my opinion W should be “wouble-you”
September 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
In my opinion W should be “wouble-you”
Every line of this reads like
September 10, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Every line of this reads like
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September 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Periodic reminder that we at @mcsweeneys.net ’s have no writing staff (save for the great @shadesofgreaves.bsky.social), and rely on unsolicited submissions for our humor & satire. We respond to each every submission within 7.39 days (but usually much sooner).
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Trump’s Epstein doodle is a bit of a Rorschach test, if there was a Rorschach test that was just the phrase “I AM A PEDOPHILE”
September 9, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Trump’s Epstein doodle is a bit of a Rorschach test, if there was a Rorschach test that was just the phrase “I AM A PEDOPHILE”
Spinoff of Emily in Paris called “Gwen in Rome.” If I had gone to a better college I would know someone who would pay me millions to write this
September 9, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Spinoff of Emily in Paris called “Gwen in Rome.” If I had gone to a better college I would know someone who would pay me millions to write this
Why was 6 gagged at 7? Because 7 8…………
September 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Why was 6 gagged at 7? Because 7 8…………
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Please be seated for The Dinner Plan.
September 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Please be seated for The Dinner Plan.
As soon as I get back from Japan I’m gonna be saying stuff like “in Japanese culture, it is seen as VERY disrespectful to be rude to someone”
September 2, 2025 at 12:19 AM
As soon as I get back from Japan I’m gonna be saying stuff like “in Japanese culture, it is seen as VERY disrespectful to be rude to someone”
he clocked her tea……….
August 31, 2025 at 4:45 PM
he clocked her tea……….
This month’s run of Abolish tapings starts TOMORROW! Late Thursday show has 4 tix left! Join the radical movement!
If you’ve been thinking about coming to an Abolish Everything! taping, we’ve got FOUR this Thursday and Friday @caveatnyc.bsky.social !
Early shows are sold out but the late shows still have some tix and the lineups are incredible. Don’t miss your chance!
www.caveat.nyc/events/aboli...
Early shows are sold out but the late shows still have some tix and the lineups are incredible. Don’t miss your chance!
www.caveat.nyc/events/aboli...
August 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
This month’s run of Abolish tapings starts TOMORROW! Late Thursday show has 4 tix left! Join the radical movement!
If you’ve been thinking about coming to an Abolish Everything! taping, we’ve got FOUR this Thursday and Friday @caveatnyc.bsky.social !
Early shows are sold out but the late shows still have some tix and the lineups are incredible. Don’t miss your chance!
www.caveat.nyc/events/aboli...
Early shows are sold out but the late shows still have some tix and the lineups are incredible. Don’t miss your chance!
www.caveat.nyc/events/aboli...
August 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
If you’ve been thinking about coming to an Abolish Everything! taping, we’ve got FOUR this Thursday and Friday @caveatnyc.bsky.social !
Early shows are sold out but the late shows still have some tix and the lineups are incredible. Don’t miss your chance!
www.caveat.nyc/events/aboli...
Early shows are sold out but the late shows still have some tix and the lineups are incredible. Don’t miss your chance!
www.caveat.nyc/events/aboli...
Delta flight attendant just referred to their Wi-Fi as “fast and free……”
August 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Delta flight attendant just referred to their Wi-Fi as “fast and free……”
Considering one of my famous “subtle bits” where I always call the national anthem “America’s theme song” and see how long it takes for anyone to notice
August 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Considering one of my famous “subtle bits” where I always call the national anthem “America’s theme song” and see how long it takes for anyone to notice