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Matthew Krol @matthewkrol.nebula.tv · 19d

Who could be on that 10pm show?
Perhaps if you’re in NYC you should snag a ticket to see who’s forced to be behind that lectern 😘

Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean.bsky.social · 19d

Folks! Tix were just made available for the October tapings of Abolish Everything! on @nebula.tv and over half of them are already gone.

Don’t miss the ridiculously stacked lineup of our 7 PM taping OR our very special ABOLISH REDEMPTION taping at 10 PM which will feature some familiar faces…

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Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean.bsky.social · 19d

Tix as always on the @caveatnyc.bsky.social website: www.caveat.nyc/events/aboli...

Abolish Everything

ABOLISH EVERYTHING is a fun, dumb comedy debate show! Comedians testify against societal ills and improvisers grill them with questions.

www.caveat.nyc

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Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean.bsky.social · 19d

Folks! Tix were just made available for the October tapings of Abolish Everything! on @nebula.tv and over half of them are already gone.

Don’t miss the ridiculously stacked lineup of our 7 PM taping OR our very special ABOLISH REDEMPTION taping at 10 PM which will feature some familiar faces…

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Dave Wiskus @dwisk.us · 22d

If you’re looking for a video service that DOESN’T allow hate speech and misinformation, come on down to nebula dot tv and tell them Dave sent you

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Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean.bsky.social · Sep 12

In my opinion W should be “wouble-you”

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Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean.bsky.social · Sep 10

Every line of this reads like

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Christopher Monks @crmonks.bsky.social · Sep 8

Periodic reminder that we at @mcsweeneys.net ’s have no writing staff (save for the great @shadesofgreaves.bsky.social), and rely on unsolicited submissions for our humor & satire. We respond to each every submission within 7.39 days (but usually much sooner).
www.mcsweeneys.net/pages/guidel...

Guidelines for McSweeney’s Internet Tendency Submissions - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

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Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean.bsky.social · Sep 9

Trump’s Epstein doodle is a bit of a Rorschach test, if there was a Rorschach test that was just the phrase “I AM A PEDOPHILE”

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Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean.bsky.social · Sep 9

Spinoff of Emily in Paris called “Gwen in Rome.” If I had gone to a better college I would know someone who would pay me millions to write this

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Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean.bsky.social · Sep 8

Why was 6 gagged at 7? Because 7 8…………

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Nebula @nebula.tv · Sep 4

Please be seated for The Dinner Plan.

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Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean.bsky.social · Sep 2

As soon as I get back from Japan I’m gonna be saying stuff like “in Japanese culture, it is seen as VERY disrespectful to be rude to someone”

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Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean.bsky.social · Aug 31

he clocked her tea……….

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Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean.bsky.social · Aug 27

This month’s run of Abolish tapings starts TOMORROW! Late Thursday show has 4 tix left! Join the radical movement!

Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean.bsky.social · Aug 24

If you’ve been thinking about coming to an Abolish Everything! taping, we’ve got FOUR this Thursday and Friday @caveatnyc.bsky.social !

Early shows are sold out but the late shows still have some tix and the lineups are incredible. Don’t miss your chance!

www.caveat.nyc/events/aboli...

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Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean.bsky.social · Aug 24

If you’ve been thinking about coming to an Abolish Everything! taping, we’ve got FOUR this Thursday and Friday @caveatnyc.bsky.social !

Early shows are sold out but the late shows still have some tix and the lineups are incredible. Don’t miss your chance!

www.caveat.nyc/events/aboli...

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Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean.bsky.social · Aug 21

Delta flight attendant just referred to their Wi-Fi as “fast and free……”

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Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean.bsky.social · Aug 18

Considering one of my famous “subtle bits” where I always call the national anthem “America’s theme song” and see how long it takes for anyone to notice

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Nebula @nebula.tv · Aug 14

are you team big light or team ambient light?

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Ashpolt @ashpolt.bsky.social · Aug 13

Patrick Willems as an abolitionist and Lily Du as part of the establishment, hell yes let's go

Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean.bsky.social · Aug 7

Lineups go crazy for the August abolish tapings just FYI

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Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean.bsky.social · Aug 13

Thursday 7 PM taping is now sold out but the others still have some tix left! www.caveat.nyc/events/aboli...

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james folta @jamesfolta.com · Aug 11

In last week's Newsletter, @lukevburns.bsky.social and I shared funny work by:

- @colincornaby.me
- Bobbie Armstrong & @madelinegoetz.bsky.social in @mcsweeneys.net
- Sarah Gruen & @chandlerjdean.bsky.social in @pointsincase.com
- Dan Caprera in @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social

And a meet-up on 9/3!

A Newsletter of Humorous Writing #404

For July 30 - August 5, 2025 Hello and welcome to A Newsletter of Humorous Writing, a roundup of the week's finest short humor pieces and funny articles, and...

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Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean.bsky.social · Aug 7

Grab your tix while you can: www.caveat.nyc/events/aboli...

Abolish Everything

ABOLISH EVERYTHING is a fun, dumb comedy debate show! Comedians testify against societal ills and improvisers grill them with questions.

www.caveat.nyc

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Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean.bsky.social · Aug 7

Lineups go crazy for the August abolish tapings just FYI

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Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean.bsky.social · Jul 31

You can watch @lukasarnold.bsky.social abolish the English language RIGHT NOW on YouTube!

Nebula @nebula.tv · Jul 31

this one's for all the linguistics aficionados out there

Lukas Arnold looks at the screen with his mouth open, next to a set of children's letter blocks with the text, "Confusing as all hell" over it.

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · Jul 28

Oh! Today is the one month anniversary of Positive Reinforcement premiering on YouTube! I really appreciate everyone who has watched and spread the word! If you've been meaning to check it out...why not give it a watch now?

Josh Gondelman - Positive Reinforcement [2025] | FULL SPECIAL

YouTube video by Blonde Medicine

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