Brooke 🇨🇦
@chafee.bsky.social
26, she/they, lesbian, computer tech/console modder, wannabe speedrunner, red bull connoisseur
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Brooke 🇨🇦
@chafee.bsky.social
· Oct 21
Hi, I’m Brooke.
I work in IT. But outside of work, I am nothing but a gremlin who collects hobbies like an old person with stamps.
AuDHD. Lesbian. Canadian.
I currently have nothing to promote so uh…. See you around!
I work in IT. But outside of work, I am nothing but a gremlin who collects hobbies like an old person with stamps.
AuDHD. Lesbian. Canadian.
I currently have nothing to promote so uh…. See you around!
Mom, when I was younger: In the future you’re going to be excited over getting adult things for Christmas and not video games.
Kid me: Yeah right.
Me, now: *visibly excited over getting an electric griddle*
Kid me: Yeah right.
Me, now: *visibly excited over getting an electric griddle*
December 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Mom, when I was younger: In the future you’re going to be excited over getting adult things for Christmas and not video games.
Kid me: Yeah right.
Me, now: *visibly excited over getting an electric griddle*
Kid me: Yeah right.
Me, now: *visibly excited over getting an electric griddle*
For those who’ve I met this year, I used to be a Caillou shitposter.
Being one still has it drawbacks, including having to watch the holiday movie each year or else Caillou ruins Christmas for everyone.
Being one still has it drawbacks, including having to watch the holiday movie each year or else Caillou ruins Christmas for everyone.
December 24, 2025 at 5:57 AM
For those who’ve I met this year, I used to be a Caillou shitposter.
Being one still has it drawbacks, including having to watch the holiday movie each year or else Caillou ruins Christmas for everyone.
Being one still has it drawbacks, including having to watch the holiday movie each year or else Caillou ruins Christmas for everyone.
Reposted by Brooke 🇨🇦
sometimes i dream about the good morning burger from the simpsons
December 19, 2025 at 2:17 AM
sometimes i dream about the good morning burger from the simpsons
A winter storm may be imminent but there’s nothing I want more right now than a large chocolate milkshake from McDonalds
December 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
A winter storm may be imminent but there’s nothing I want more right now than a large chocolate milkshake from McDonalds
speedrunning is actually a pagan holiday
Dude I am officially so done with speedrun leaderboard discourse
December 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
speedrunning is actually a pagan holiday
*adjusts one setting on mic*
*immediately sounds so much better*
I’m going to bed.
*immediately sounds so much better*
I’m going to bed.
December 16, 2025 at 7:30 AM
*adjusts one setting on mic*
*immediately sounds so much better*
I’m going to bed.
*immediately sounds so much better*
I’m going to bed.
John Cena retiring just aged me by like 30 years.
December 14, 2025 at 4:13 AM
John Cena retiring just aged me by like 30 years.
Probably the first time ever I purposefully skipped claiming the free game from Epic
Hogwarts Legacy is free on Epic Games Store. Mystery game is the next title buff.ly/HE94Ti2
December 12, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Probably the first time ever I purposefully skipped claiming the free game from Epic
I keep waking up minutes before my alarm and I feel defeated every time I
December 9, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I keep waking up minutes before my alarm and I feel defeated every time I
Oh my fucking god.
Micron Announces Exit from Crucial Consumer Business investors.micron.com/news-release...
December 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Oh my fucking god.
apple replay/spotify wrapped gratefully shows how autistic i am each year
December 3, 2025 at 3:43 AM
apple replay/spotify wrapped gratefully shows how autistic i am each year
Reposted by Brooke 🇨🇦
“AI is here to stay” from the visionaries who brought you “NFTs are the future.”
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
“AI is here to stay” from the visionaries who brought you “NFTs are the future.”
ever had a girl cheese at 2am?
November 26, 2025 at 8:24 AM
ever had a girl cheese at 2am?
Me: I need to start having a shorter speedrun in my resume if I want a shot at marathons
My brain: Like this?
My brain: Like this?
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Me: I need to start having a shorter speedrun in my resume if I want a shot at marathons
My brain: Like this?
My brain: Like this?
fellas, i found my shitpost speedrun.
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 AM
fellas, i found my shitpost speedrun.
A part of this was getting new meds and my body is… Definitely adjusting.
help
help
I had an insanely good doctor’s appointment. It feels like I’ve just taken one more step into handling my PCOS.
November 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
A part of this was getting new meds and my body is… Definitely adjusting.
help
help
I had an insanely good doctor’s appointment. It feels like I’ve just taken one more step into handling my PCOS.
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I had an insanely good doctor’s appointment. It feels like I’ve just taken one more step into handling my PCOS.
will not lie i kinda don’t blame mariana for wanting to be called danielle, marlania sounds like an sti.
“i had a one night stand and they gave me marlania.”
“i had a one night stand and they gave me marlania.”
marlania smith is just donald trump in drag
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 AM
will not lie i kinda don’t blame mariana for wanting to be called danielle, marlania sounds like an sti.
“i had a one night stand and they gave me marlania.”
“i had a one night stand and they gave me marlania.”
marlania smith is just donald trump in drag
November 19, 2025 at 9:09 AM
marlania smith is just donald trump in drag
According to my sober tracking app, I'm 1200 days sober from alcohol c:
November 19, 2025 at 4:52 AM
According to my sober tracking app, I'm 1200 days sober from alcohol c:
Super Mario 64 is the game of all time
November 18, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Super Mario 64 is the game of all time