I've given up on trying to decipher what my young nieces are saying with stuff like this. I've asked them to simply give a thumbs up or down when talking to me. I'm too old to learn hip, new lingo.

I'm casually watching all the wild grass I cut last weekend and placed in the woods behind my house slowly fly into my backyard. Thank you, wind.

I've watched enough Battletoads speedruns in my old age that I think I should take another stab at what my 6 year-old self couldn't.

Honestly, the only reason I ever upgrade is when the battery finally goes. Right now software > hardware for mobile devices and one doesn’t always need a new model to get better apps to work.

I feel like Simon is getting close again as each attempt to heal Finn fails.

During college:

In the middle of one software course, Adobe bought the company and rolled the software into one of their programs making the class useless.

During my Flash course, the first iPhone came out and announced Flash wouldn’t be on it. Teacher bluntly said Flash was dead.

With how weird Tesla is with servicing, I’m unsure they would even touch a pre-owned model not sold directly from them 🤔

Nothing brings me more joy than knowing some neighbors of mine who voraciously hate Mamdani and his policies are stuck seeing their beloved Trump on TV going, ‘What can I say? Dude has some decent policy ideas for NYC!’

I think we're sort of hitting the breaking point on just how much money can be squeezed out of citizens and I state this on an international level. Every government is finding out people simply *can't* pay much more and the current majority parties are the unlucky ones in charge with this happening.

They keep opening up drive-thru coffee shops in my town. What am I going to do? NOT drink the delicious, caffeine-filled iced coffees they provide even if we're entering our seasonal forever winter?

Knowing that her inclusion is due to the DC editorial team being huge fans of ‘BTTWNS’ makes it even better. You need a wildcard for these kinds of crossovers and this absolutely fits the bill.