David (who’s still in the navid)
@certainlydavid.bsky.social
“I’m in West Hollywood, yeah… yeah not too far, no. How bout you?”
Actors posting how much money they made in 2025 “to promote transparency in the industry” LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
January 9, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Actors posting how much money they made in 2025 “to promote transparency in the industry” LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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we are not made to be scrolling through a timeline of murder, smut, and bad opinions on pop songs. we just aren't.
January 7, 2026 at 8:44 PM
we are not made to be scrolling through a timeline of murder, smut, and bad opinions on pop songs. we just aren't.
If there’s one thing I learned last year during the LA fires it’s that men from regions that don’t have wildfires are obsessed with telling people about the Corsi-Rosenthal Box
January 7, 2026 at 7:06 PM
If there’s one thing I learned last year during the LA fires it’s that men from regions that don’t have wildfires are obsessed with telling people about the Corsi-Rosenthal Box
If celebrities love one thing it’s to go on each other’s podcasts and go “we’ll be right back 🤪”
January 7, 2026 at 3:16 AM
If celebrities love one thing it’s to go on each other’s podcasts and go “we’ll be right back 🤪”
Reheating pasta e fagiole in my glorious new 3qt saucier (as is my wont and right)
January 6, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Reheating pasta e fagiole in my glorious new 3qt saucier (as is my wont and right)
Jury duty postponement granted iktfr 😌
January 6, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Jury duty postponement granted iktfr 😌
Becoming a serious fireplace guy this winter
January 6, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Becoming a serious fireplace guy this winter
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hitting the weed pen and typing "people being nice to each other" into the youtube search bar
January 6, 2026 at 2:13 AM
hitting the weed pen and typing "people being nice to each other" into the youtube search bar
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software firms are gonna try the gun lobby's "hey we can't be held responsible for deaths resulting from using our death machines" tack and we better not let them slide on it
January 5, 2026 at 7:04 PM
software firms are gonna try the gun lobby's "hey we can't be held responsible for deaths resulting from using our death machines" tack and we better not let them slide on it
You have the right to a SLOW beginning to your work week
Take a breath
Sip your coffee
Stay off camera
Throw your entire body to the floor the moment anyone asks you to do anything
Beat your fists upon your chest and kick your legs and wail and keen when the emails arrive
Urgency isn’t real
Take a breath
Sip your coffee
Stay off camera
Throw your entire body to the floor the moment anyone asks you to do anything
Beat your fists upon your chest and kick your legs and wail and keen when the emails arrive
Urgency isn’t real
January 5, 2026 at 6:20 PM
You have the right to a SLOW beginning to your work week
Take a breath
Sip your coffee
Stay off camera
Throw your entire body to the floor the moment anyone asks you to do anything
Beat your fists upon your chest and kick your legs and wail and keen when the emails arrive
Urgency isn’t real
Take a breath
Sip your coffee
Stay off camera
Throw your entire body to the floor the moment anyone asks you to do anything
Beat your fists upon your chest and kick your legs and wail and keen when the emails arrive
Urgency isn’t real
Eventually we will all be forced to decide between our stomach linings and our immune systems
January 4, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Eventually we will all be forced to decide between our stomach linings and our immune systems
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Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image
January 3, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image
“I’ve got big plans for 2026”
The plans:
The plans:
January 1, 2026 at 11:47 PM
“I’ve got big plans for 2026”
The plans:
The plans:
Holy shit it’s the ten year anniversary of 2016
January 1, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Holy shit it’s the ten year anniversary of 2016
People are addicted to doing this to me specifically
twenty-something couple just walked into this *enormous* and deserted United lounge, shouted “WOW IT’S SO EMPTY”, coughed (!), and sat down directly next to me
December 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
People are addicted to doing this to me specifically
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This is not hard. Artists are not responsible for ensuring the Kennedy Center remains relevant and successful. The center’s board is responsible for that, in a fiduciary way. All of this energy being directed at artists should be re-directed at the board.
December 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
This is not hard. Artists are not responsible for ensuring the Kennedy Center remains relevant and successful. The center’s board is responsible for that, in a fiduciary way. All of this energy being directed at artists should be re-directed at the board.
If you order a Caesar salad and they bring you a pile of romaine with a cup of Caesar dressing on the side you’re allowed (and required, in some states) to light a small fire in a trash can outside the restaurant
December 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
If you order a Caesar salad and they bring you a pile of romaine with a cup of Caesar dressing on the side you’re allowed (and required, in some states) to light a small fire in a trash can outside the restaurant
4am wake up > 2 hrs on the tarmac de-icing > 5 hrs waiting for the airport to reopen > room service in my parents’ town because the roads were too bad to get back up to their house 🫠🫥
December 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
4am wake up > 2 hrs on the tarmac de-icing > 5 hrs waiting for the airport to reopen > room service in my parents’ town because the roads were too bad to get back up to their house 🫠🫥
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Some of you are in a heated rivalry with indeed
December 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Some of you are in a heated rivalry with indeed
Cozy!!!!!!!!!
December 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Cozy!!!!!!!!!
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Whoever had the idea to put commercials on gas pumps should be shot💙
December 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Whoever had the idea to put commercials on gas pumps should be shot💙
Witnessed a good old fashioned Christmas meet-cute yesterday!
Shared a row w 2 younger gays who spent our entire flight flirting and I simply have nothing cynical to add! They had incredible chemistry and I hope one of them lands the plane (ha) and they go on a real date when they get back to LA 💜
Shared a row w 2 younger gays who spent our entire flight flirting and I simply have nothing cynical to add! They had incredible chemistry and I hope one of them lands the plane (ha) and they go on a real date when they get back to LA 💜
December 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Witnessed a good old fashioned Christmas meet-cute yesterday!
Shared a row w 2 younger gays who spent our entire flight flirting and I simply have nothing cynical to add! They had incredible chemistry and I hope one of them lands the plane (ha) and they go on a real date when they get back to LA 💜
Shared a row w 2 younger gays who spent our entire flight flirting and I simply have nothing cynical to add! They had incredible chemistry and I hope one of them lands the plane (ha) and they go on a real date when they get back to LA 💜
HERE’S MY HAT, FELLAS
FIND ME AN EMPTY LAP, FELLAS
FIND ME AN EMPTY LAP, FELLAS
December 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
HERE’S MY HAT, FELLAS
FIND ME AN EMPTY LAP, FELLAS
FIND ME AN EMPTY LAP, FELLAS
Merry Christmas from Los Angeles. I’m so happy to live here and have my gay little mid-afternoon espresso before going on my gay little walks
December 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Merry Christmas from Los Angeles. I’m so happy to live here and have my gay little mid-afternoon espresso before going on my gay little walks