America’s platforms aren’t immune. As enshitification spreads, we risk building digital towers on tofu foundations. Collapse won’t be graceful; it’ll be spectacular. The ominous punchline: bean curd capitalism doesn’t just rot services, it leaves us living in tofu ruins.

Platforms start strong, but as profit‑chasing strips away user value, they become brittle shells. Like tofu dreg apartments, they look fine until stress hits. The danger isn’t slow decline; it’s sudden collapse, leaving everyone wondering why they trusted bean curd capitalism.

The answer is to fracture the Republican party, both at the national and state level. Only then can you start correcting all of this crap... that said, it does not mean the Democratic party takes over... they have their own crap ownership to fix.

Well sung my friend

So why does celery kill? Not with poison, but with paperwork. Your cells file energy expenses, your mitochondria groan, and your calorie balance slips into the red. Celery is proof that sometimes the deadliest weapon in nature is… fiber.

Your body burns calories chewing its fibrous stalks, pumping stomach acid, and powering enzymes. By the time digestion is done, celery has robbed you blind. It’s the only vegetable that turns lunch into a metabolic bank heist.

But a nuclear-powered boat, traveling beneath the water can make the trip thousands of times without refueling and with no one noticing... hmm?

The real danger is precedent: ideas insulated from challenge. Shielding claims from scrutiny breeds fragility, not resilience. Universities must resist turning discomfort into injustice, or risk producing leaders who mistake feelings for facts.

That shift corrodes both science and democracy. If evaluation is rebranded as oppression, friction disappears. Critical thinking requires the willingness to test and fail; without it, we train citizens to confuse accountability with persecution.

So next time someone insists their side is uniquely virtuous, remember authoritarianism is bipartisan brain architecture. Maybe the real radical act is keeping your cortex bulked up enough to resist the urge to boss everyone around.

Neuroscience basically says authoritarians are equal‑opportunity fun‑suckers. Right‑wing rigidity clings to conformity, left‑wing zeal clings to purity. Both end up wagging fingers while the rest of us just want coffee in peace.

Definitely miss Jessica Walter's talent.

What about this guy?