What about this guy?

Agnostic vs. atheist isn’t the same axis. “Gnostic/agnostic” means knows vs. not‑knows. “Theist/atheist” means deity follower vs. not. So, an agnostic atheist doesn’t believe in a god and also admits they can’t prove one doesn’t exist.

Spaceship Bob

Science fact: Demodex mites are tiny creatures that feed on our skin oils. Political fact: Politicians are larger creatures that feed on our trust and wallets. At least the mites don’t pretend they’re working for us.
Note: The mite is the picture on the left.

Using my poor graphic skills... love Dunkeosteus

5 better uses for Sunday than church:
🐟 Sketch Dunkleosteus like it’s posing for Vogue
🐟 Bake ammonite-shaped cookies and eat them dramatically
🐟 Reorganize your fossil collection by attitude
🐟 Watch a documentary and yell “WRONG” at the narrator
🐟 Build a shrine to Carl Sagan out of recycled boxes