CeleryKills
@celerykills.bsky.social
Rampaging through life, just cause!
“Tofu dreg” in China means construction so flimsy it collapses like soggy bean curd. Now imagine that metaphor applied to digital platforms: shiny on the surface, hollow inside. That’s what enshitification does; turns services into tofu dreg ecosystems.
December 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
“Tofu dreg” in China means construction so flimsy it collapses like soggy bean curd. Now imagine that metaphor applied to digital platforms: shiny on the surface, hollow inside. That’s what enshitification does; turns services into tofu dreg ecosystems.
Scientists call it “negative calorie food.” I call it celery’s evil plot. Imagine a vegetable so cunning that it convinces you to eat it, then steals more energy than it gives. That’s celery.
December 2, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Scientists call it “negative calorie food.” I call it celery’s evil plot. Imagine a vegetable so cunning that it convinces you to eat it, then steals more energy than it gives. That’s celery.
A student calling a bad grade an “attack on faith” isn’t just personal drama... it signals a deeper erosion. When belief is used as armor against critique, classrooms stop sharpening minds and start staging grievance politics.
December 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
A student calling a bad grade an “attack on faith” isn’t just personal drama... it signals a deeper erosion. When belief is used as armor against critique, classrooms stop sharpening minds and start staging grievance politics.
Just realized ~0.000242% of all people are astrophysicists.
December 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Just realized ~0.000242% of all people are astrophysicists.
Brains are messy, politics are messier. Research shows reduced prefrontal volume links to authoritarian streaks; whether it’s right‑wing “follow the rules” or left‑wing “cancel the rules.” Different lobes, same bossy energy.
December 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Brains are messy, politics are messier. Research shows reduced prefrontal volume links to authoritarian streaks; whether it’s right‑wing “follow the rules” or left‑wing “cancel the rules.” Different lobes, same bossy energy.
Trump pardons Honduran drug boss Juan Orlando Hernandez... yes, Venezuela is not about drug trafficking, it's about giant oil reserves and the fun of shooting people in boats.
December 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Trump pardons Honduran drug boss Juan Orlando Hernandez... yes, Venezuela is not about drug trafficking, it's about giant oil reserves and the fun of shooting people in boats.
We say “objective truth is objective,” but every fact filters through human perception, language, and culture. Even science leans on models. Maybe truth isn’t crystal‑clear fact, but a polished lens we keep debating, often over pizza.
November 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
We say “objective truth is objective,” but every fact filters through human perception, language, and culture. Even science leans on models. Maybe truth isn’t crystal‑clear fact, but a polished lens we keep debating, often over pizza.
Ever wonder what to call a group of Teslas? Forget that, try a glitch of Teslas when the software update goes sideways, a hype of Teslas when the fanboys swarm, or a meltdown of Teslas when the batteries get too hot. Collective nouns aren’t just for crows; they’re perfect for cult followings.
November 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Ever wonder what to call a group of Teslas? Forget that, try a glitch of Teslas when the software update goes sideways, a hype of Teslas when the fanboys swarm, or a meltdown of Teslas when the batteries get too hot. Collective nouns aren’t just for crows; they’re perfect for cult followings.
Religious myths aren’t harmless; they detach people from reality and leave them open to manipulation. These beliefs shape laws that marginalize genders or races and justify horrific practices like genital mutilation. Our responsibility is to resist and educate against destructive ideas.
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Religious myths aren’t harmless; they detach people from reality and leave them open to manipulation. These beliefs shape laws that marginalize genders or races and justify horrific practices like genital mutilation. Our responsibility is to resist and educate against destructive ideas.
Picture Cyber Monday with a twist: instead of racing for soulless flash sales, you’re fueling indie makers who code their own sites and pack boxes themselves. Small Biz Cyber Monday is about transferring influence from corporate servers to human hands.
November 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Picture Cyber Monday with a twist: instead of racing for soulless flash sales, you’re fueling indie makers who code their own sites and pack boxes themselves. Small Biz Cyber Monday is about transferring influence from corporate servers to human hands.
Think of Small Business Saturday as a reset button: instead of funneling cash into faceless conglomerates, you’re investing in the quirky bookstore, the family bakery, or the repair shop that saves your bike every spring. It’s influence transfer, one latte at a time.
November 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Think of Small Business Saturday as a reset button: instead of funneling cash into faceless conglomerates, you’re investing in the quirky bookstore, the family bakery, or the repair shop that saves your bike every spring. It’s influence transfer, one latte at a time.
Keep an eye on the story of Karoline Leavitt's sister-in-law. She was just picked by ICE for overstaying her visa for 26 YEARS. Anyone want to guess if she'll be quietly granted an extension or some other kind of status... maybe a Genius Visa (a la Melania)?
November 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Keep an eye on the story of Karoline Leavitt's sister-in-law. She was just picked by ICE for overstaying her visa for 26 YEARS. Anyone want to guess if she'll be quietly granted an extension or some other kind of status... maybe a Genius Visa (a la Melania)?
Forget the Pilgrim cosplay; Thanksgiving as we know it was born in the Civil War. Lincoln declared a National Day of Thanks in 1863 to boost morale and stitch together a divided country. So, when you’re passing the stuffing, remember: this holiday was less about corn and more about political glue.
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Forget the Pilgrim cosplay; Thanksgiving as we know it was born in the Civil War. Lincoln declared a National Day of Thanks in 1863 to boost morale and stitch together a divided country. So, when you’re passing the stuffing, remember: this holiday was less about corn and more about political glue.
The K‑shaped economy isn’t a math joke; it’s reality where some climb up while others slide down. The oligarchy loves it; debt keeps the downward crowd stuck and fuels asymmetric political power. Money rules, people are inconvenient. Cue the “no buy” movement: a refusal to play consumer puppet.
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The K‑shaped economy isn’t a math joke; it’s reality where some climb up while others slide down. The oligarchy loves it; debt keeps the downward crowd stuck and fuels asymmetric political power. Money rules, people are inconvenient. Cue the “no buy” movement: a refusal to play consumer puppet.
Imagine timing your “retirement” so perfectly that you lock in a pension, then spend the rest of the year doing absolutely nothing. That’s Marjorie Taylor Greene’s latest trick; resign at the right moment, cash in, and let taxpayers foot the bill while she skips the actual work.
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Imagine timing your “retirement” so perfectly that you lock in a pension, then spend the rest of the year doing absolutely nothing. That’s Marjorie Taylor Greene’s latest trick; resign at the right moment, cash in, and let taxpayers foot the bill while she skips the actual work.
Cleopatra’s story is often told as a family tragedy with no survivors. But her daughter Cleopatra Selene proved otherwise. Married to Juba II of Mauretania, she began a lineage traceable for 8–9 generations. So, while Rome claimed Egypt, Cleopatra’s heirs quietly claimed their own place in history.
November 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Cleopatra’s story is often told as a family tragedy with no survivors. But her daughter Cleopatra Selene proved otherwise. Married to Juba II of Mauretania, she began a lineage traceable for 8–9 generations. So, while Rome claimed Egypt, Cleopatra’s heirs quietly claimed their own place in history.
December should be about generosity, but inequality steals the spotlight. Families ration joy, cutting spending, while billionaires expand influence, buying politicians as easily as presents. The holidays reveal how oligarchy thrives when belts tighten below and loosen above.
November 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
December should be about generosity, but inequality steals the spotlight. Families ration joy, cutting spending, while billionaires expand influence, buying politicians as easily as presents. The holidays reveal how oligarchy thrives when belts tighten below and loosen above.
Three Laws of Civil Disobedience
• Break laws to expose injustice.
• Nonviolence is strategic, not passive.
• Disruption invites dialogue, or crackdown.
• Break laws to expose injustice.
• Nonviolence is strategic, not passive.
• Disruption invites dialogue, or crackdown.
November 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Three Laws of Civil Disobedience
• Break laws to expose injustice.
• Nonviolence is strategic, not passive.
• Disruption invites dialogue, or crackdown.
• Break laws to expose injustice.
• Nonviolence is strategic, not passive.
• Disruption invites dialogue, or crackdown.
Hold a single grain of sand at arm’s length. That tiny speck, just 0.5 mm across, covers a patch of sky about 6.23 square arcminutes wide. It seems impossibly small, yet in cosmic terms it’s a window into the deepest reaches of the universe.
November 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Hold a single grain of sand at arm’s length. That tiny speck, just 0.5 mm across, covers a patch of sky about 6.23 square arcminutes wide. It seems impossibly small, yet in cosmic terms it’s a window into the deepest reaches of the universe.
I’ve had people tell me (especially recently) that flashes of light or sudden jolts must be signs of a soul, even giving me YouTube videos. I get why; it feels profound when your body does something unexpected.
November 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I’ve had people tell me (especially recently) that flashes of light or sudden jolts must be signs of a soul, even giving me YouTube videos. I get why; it feels profound when your body does something unexpected.
Agnostic vs. atheist isn’t the same axis. “Gnostic/agnostic” means knows vs. not‑knows. “Theist/atheist” means deity follower vs. not. So, an agnostic atheist doesn’t believe in a god and also admits they can’t prove one doesn’t exist.
November 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Agnostic vs. atheist isn’t the same axis. “Gnostic/agnostic” means knows vs. not‑knows. “Theist/atheist” means deity follower vs. not. So, an agnostic atheist doesn’t believe in a god and also admits they can’t prove one doesn’t exist.