Celaena
@celaena.bsky.social
She/Her, MDNI
“Heroes don’t have weak points.”
“Heroes don’t have weak points.”
I left my cream cheese in the work fridge and this tub butter’s aroma is Bad
January 31, 2026 at 2:40 PM
I left my cream cheese in the work fridge and this tub butter’s aroma is Bad
The “Goofy Goober Song” is finally removed from my Liked songs.
January 31, 2026 at 1:54 PM
The “Goofy Goober Song” is finally removed from my Liked songs.
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cis women love to compliment my hair in a completely degendered way, it makes me insane.
very specifically what they say is "Look at all that hair!"
like, yes bitch, I have better hair than you.
say it's pretty or hit the road.
very specifically what they say is "Look at all that hair!"
like, yes bitch, I have better hair than you.
say it's pretty or hit the road.
January 31, 2026 at 12:48 PM
cis women love to compliment my hair in a completely degendered way, it makes me insane.
very specifically what they say is "Look at all that hair!"
like, yes bitch, I have better hair than you.
say it's pretty or hit the road.
very specifically what they say is "Look at all that hair!"
like, yes bitch, I have better hair than you.
say it's pretty or hit the road.
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“Where there are spaces for them to slip a Caterpillar, they should be”
January 30, 2026 at 12:21 AM
“Where there are spaces for them to slip a Caterpillar, they should be”
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Bold move of Baltimore to just wait for all the snow to melt, super effective for literally nobody.
January 29, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Bold move of Baltimore to just wait for all the snow to melt, super effective for literally nobody.
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No media outside of Kansas has picked up on the fact that the state just enacted a de facto public ban and papers-please act against trans people, and they won't, because trans people are only newsworthy if it furthers our dehumanization.
Kansas just passed a monstrous bill enabling criminal penalties and vigilante lawsuits for trans people using the bathroom according to their gender identity and requires them to surrender their current drivers licenses and birth certificates if it does not match their sex assigned at birth.
January 29, 2026 at 3:29 PM
No media outside of Kansas has picked up on the fact that the state just enacted a de facto public ban and papers-please act against trans people, and they won't, because trans people are only newsworthy if it furthers our dehumanization.
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Hampstead Ponds will remain inclusive. Our analysis of the judgment.
Hampstead Heath Ponds to remain inclusive
The High Court has blocked a legal challenge from transphobic group Sex Matters, siding with thousands of swimmers who fought to keep the ponds inclusive
goodlaw.social
January 29, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Hampstead Ponds will remain inclusive. Our analysis of the judgment.
A difficulty at Office Job is remembering that 3:30pm does not warrant a “good morning” email header.
January 28, 2026 at 8:37 PM
A difficulty at Office Job is remembering that 3:30pm does not warrant a “good morning” email header.
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January 28, 2026 at 6:29 PM
New job means seeing how slacks make me feel
January 28, 2026 at 1:48 PM
New job means seeing how slacks make me feel
I shall elevate to Posting Good
January 27, 2026 at 11:28 PM
I shall elevate to Posting Good
My copy of Harrow is glitching out and won’t download to my Kindle :(
January 27, 2026 at 4:31 AM
My copy of Harrow is glitching out and won’t download to my Kindle :(
Observe. Nova visit!!
January 26, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Observe. Nova visit!!
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fantastic stuff! happy birthday heres your boney knight
January 26, 2026 at 1:22 PM
fantastic stuff! happy birthday heres your boney knight
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do you ever just have autism
January 25, 2026 at 9:35 PM
do you ever just have autism
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people say lesbians are unnatural but if thats true then how come every lesbian instinctually knows that after twenty minutes of making out with a girl you have to break apart to say hi to each other before continuing?
January 24, 2026 at 3:29 AM
people say lesbians are unnatural but if thats true then how come every lesbian instinctually knows that after twenty minutes of making out with a girl you have to break apart to say hi to each other before continuing?
Bathroom signs declare “Vomen” as a new gender, write it down.
January 22, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Bathroom signs declare “Vomen” as a new gender, write it down.
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you can tell how much i love magic by how much i hate it
January 22, 2026 at 5:40 PM
you can tell how much i love magic by how much i hate it
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Kaleb Blain, a 35-year old trans man and pitmaster, was fired from the legendary BBQ restaurant Terry Black’s after he was doxxed over Charlie Kirk comments.
Now he’s running his own barbecue spot in Waco: “I feel better than I ever have.”
By @kitoconnell.com
thebarbedwire.com/2026/01/21/b...
Now he’s running his own barbecue spot in Waco: “I feel better than I ever have.”
By @kitoconnell.com
thebarbedwire.com/2026/01/21/b...
‘Barbecue Saved My Life’: Meet Waco’s Antifascist Transgender Pitmaster
Kaleb Blain went from the fast-paced world of 911 dispatching to the “low and slow” of BBQ, where he’s built a following.
thebarbedwire.com
January 21, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Kaleb Blain, a 35-year old trans man and pitmaster, was fired from the legendary BBQ restaurant Terry Black’s after he was doxxed over Charlie Kirk comments.
Now he’s running his own barbecue spot in Waco: “I feel better than I ever have.”
By @kitoconnell.com
thebarbedwire.com/2026/01/21/b...
Now he’s running his own barbecue spot in Waco: “I feel better than I ever have.”
By @kitoconnell.com
thebarbedwire.com/2026/01/21/b...