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Cédric T.
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xkcd.com
Fifteen Years

xkcd.com/3172/
Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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taigasangare.bsky.social
Je viens de réaliser que Tolkien a commis une erreur de cohérence dans le SDA.
Une énorme. ÉNORMISSIME.
Les hobbits vivent dans des trous.
Leur pays ne devrait donc pas, ne peut pas s'appeler la Comté, mais l'Emmenthal.
Ce sera tout pour aujourd'hui minuit approche.
November 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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lartchimist.bsky.social
«Mortecouille!»
Impression noir et blanc de lino gravure. On y voit un chevalier tout en armure, avec casque fermé sur la tête et cotte de maille, tenant un étendard. Un long phylactère sortant du niveau de sa bouche annonce «Mortecouille!» écrit en gothique.
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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bouletcorp.bsky.social
Je pense que vous allez le voir beaucoup passer aujourd'hui. Le dernier @xkcd.com est incroyable 😭

xkcd.com/3172/
Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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sebmougey.bsky.social
Sublime collaboration Obey x Invader à l’expo Triple Trouble Fairey/Hirst/Invader de la Newport Street Gallery à Londres. Une de mes oeuvres préférées, immense, avec un très beau mélange de techniques.

#invaderwashere #obey #streetart
Une partie de l’oeuvre, sur une base de mosaïques d’Invader bleues, blanches et noires. Un visage de femme au pochoir sur la gauche par Obey. L’oeuvre en entier, sur une base de mosaïques d’Invader bleues, blanches et noires. Un visage de femme au pochoir sur la gauche par Obey. Une partie de l’oeuvre, sur une base de mosaïques d’Invader bleues, blanches et noires. Un visage de femme au pochoir sur la gauche par Obey. Un détail sur l’oeil
November 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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hottycouture.bsky.social
"The AI industry’s most important product at this moment is not a chatbot or a video generator; it’s the story the AI industry is telling about itself.... According to an MIT study, 95% of businesses that have deployed generative AI have gotten no value from it." www.theringer.com/2025/11/04/t...
How Catastrophic Is It If the AI Bubble Bursts? An FAQ.
The AI industry's most important product is not a chatbot or a video generator; it's the story the AI industry is telling about itself
www.theringer.com
November 8, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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fibretigre.com
Vraiment super cool : on place une goutte d’eau quelque part dans le monde et on peut suivre son chemin jusqu’à la mer

river-runner-global.samlearner.com
River Runner Global
Watch the path of a raindrop from anywhere in the world
river-runner-global.samlearner.com
October 5, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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lea-linux.org
Le "petit" livre de l'algèbre : github.com/the-litte-bo...
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September 5, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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xkcd.com
Sea Level

xkcd.com/3135/
Comic. [Two people on shore looking at body of water] PERSON 1: Hey, where’s that big island we were looking at this morning? PERSON 2 with short hair: Oh, it’s underwater. The ocean’s depth here goes up and down by like ten feet every day. PERSON 1: What? PERSON 2: It’s because the planet has a big moon orbiting near the surface. It causes weird gravity effects. PERSON 1: *What???* [caption] People here are used to them, but tides are one of the weirdest and most sci-fi elements of life on Earth.
September 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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brenttoderian.bsky.social
“Over the past 20 years, Paris has undergone a major physical transformation, trading automotive arteries for bike lanes, adding green spaces and eliminating 50,000 parking spaces.

Part of the payoff has been invisible — in the air itself.”

Leadership, strategy, real action, common sense. #Paris
Paris said au revoir to cars. Air pollution maps reveal a dramatic change.
Air pollution fell substantially as the city restricted car traffic and made way for parks and bike lanes.
www.washingtonpost.com
August 29, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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bouletcorp.bsky.social
The tradition is to draw the arrival in front of St Peter. How will cartoonists manage this one when it happens?
A man reaches St Peter at the gates of heaven. The man: "So... is he dead or not?" St Peter: "Sorry... Wrong place to ask."
August 30, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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cerberusxt.bsky.social
Good morning Bluesky !
The slow but real progression into fascism as charted by the évolution of the lego police officier Lego police officier looking meaner and meaner.
August 14, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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lea-linux.org
Dear PostgreSQL, Explain my bottleneck !
July 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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bearstech.com
🏖️🐻 Les Logiciels Libres de l'été, jour 19 :

DrawDB : Un outil de conception de bases de données Open Source et générateur SQL. Créez des diagrammes et exportez le script DDL à exécuter sur votre base de données, ou optez pour le format JSON ou une image.

Interface DrawDB
July 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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coulmont.bsky.social
Un rapport synthétique à partir du fichier des prénoms que l'Insee vient de publier : www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/5923d...
July 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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ellisjrosen.bsky.social
People running from gigantic snail: “walk for your lives!”
July 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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xkcd.com
Laser Danger

xkcd.com/3108/
3-panel comic. (1) PERSON WITH SHORT HAIR to Person 2: Shining laser pointers at planes is a federal crime. It’s incredibly dangerous. PERSON 2: Oh, because it can blind the pilot? SHORT HAIR: That’s one reason… (2) [Laser pointed at flying airplane] (3) [Cat close to the size of the plane pouncing on airplane and taking it down]
July 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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liligalipette.bsky.social
Je suis dans cette image.
Dessin d'un lapin assis dans un lit, sous une couverture jaune à carreaux, avec un livre entre les pattes. Message : Sometimes I pretend to myself that I have insomnia but what I really have is a good book and no respect for tomorrow.
June 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
cedthebault.bsky.social
Petit rappel avant l'été
trishgreenhalgh.bsky.social Trish Greenhalgh @trishgreenhalgh.bsky.social · Jun 19
Thanks for the reminder @janemunday.bsky.social. Every summer, I repost this article DROWNING DOES NOT LOOK LIKE DROWNING. To date, I know of FOUR kids who were saved after someone who'd clicked on the link learnt how to spot actual drowning. Take time to read and pass on.

slate.com/technology/2...
Drowning Doesn’t Look Like Drowning
Drowning is not the violent, splashing call for help that most people expect.
slate.com
June 20, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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bluekentucky.bsky.social
June 19, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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wikipediafr.bsky.social
On confirme : Victor Hugo est bien né le 26 février 1802 à Besançon, et non le 18 mars 😉.
fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victor_...
June 20, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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chloew.bsky.social
Le saviez-vous, Excel a joué un rôle-clé dans le game design et les courbes de progression dans Clair Obscur Expédition 33

(Moi je ne savais pas, mais je ne suis pas développeuse de jeux vidéo)
#Gamecamp
June 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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mcapriglioneart.bsky.social
restocked!

available on my shop: mcapriglione.art
preview of a sticker of a cartoon gray cat with stripes holding a knife. the caption reads "yeah I have stability, ability to stab"
May 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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alcidedessine.bsky.social
May 15, 2025 at 2:23 PM
cedthebault.bsky.social
Wow !
mikeachim.bsky.social Mike Sowden @mikeachim.bsky.social · May 12
OK, this is wild.

In September 2023, geophysicists across the world started monitoring a very odd signal coming from the ground under them.

It was picked up in the Arctic. And Antarctica. It was detected everywhere, every 90 seconds, as regular as a metronome, for *nine days*.

What the HELL?

1/
Unsplash image of the Earth, mostly the nightside with a tracery of city lights on every continent.
May 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM