C. Denby Swanson
@cdenbyswanson.bsky.social
Writer. Foster-adopt family. Nonprofit leader. Autism mom. Neurodivergence & disability advocate.
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Me: Me too, friend. Me too.
Me: Me too, friend. Me too.
December 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Printer: Error. Insufficient memory.
Me: Me too, friend. Me too.
Me: Me too, friend. Me too.
Compression socks
how do women not die of rage aneurysms every single day
December 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Compression socks
Me: I want to refill this med
Pharmacy: Ok
[Refill request disappears]
Me: What just happened
Pharmacy: It’s not covered by insurance
Me: Right but I have a manufacturer coupon
Pharmacy: Has to go thru insurance first
Me: But if it goes thru insurance, I won’t need the coupon
Pharmacy: Yes you will
Pharmacy: Ok
[Refill request disappears]
Me: What just happened
Pharmacy: It’s not covered by insurance
Me: Right but I have a manufacturer coupon
Pharmacy: Has to go thru insurance first
Me: But if it goes thru insurance, I won’t need the coupon
Pharmacy: Yes you will
December 11, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Me: I want to refill this med
Pharmacy: Ok
[Refill request disappears]
Me: What just happened
Pharmacy: It’s not covered by insurance
Me: Right but I have a manufacturer coupon
Pharmacy: Has to go thru insurance first
Me: But if it goes thru insurance, I won’t need the coupon
Pharmacy: Yes you will
Pharmacy: Ok
[Refill request disappears]
Me: What just happened
Pharmacy: It’s not covered by insurance
Me: Right but I have a manufacturer coupon
Pharmacy: Has to go thru insurance first
Me: But if it goes thru insurance, I won’t need the coupon
Pharmacy: Yes you will
I just want someone to tell me what to do so that I can be free to do the opposite, unless I decide the opposite is NOT what I want to do and then I’ll do what the person says I should. Unless that’s not what what’s best.
Anyway, big decision.
Anyway, big decision.
December 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I just want someone to tell me what to do so that I can be free to do the opposite, unless I decide the opposite is NOT what I want to do and then I’ll do what the person says I should. Unless that’s not what what’s best.
Anyway, big decision.
Anyway, big decision.
Yall if menopausal women had crewed the Titanic, that ice berg wouldn’t have stood a chance. One hot flash on the bow. That’s all we’d need.
December 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Yall if menopausal women had crewed the Titanic, that ice berg wouldn’t have stood a chance. One hot flash on the bow. That’s all we’d need.
MAHA - Making America Hep-B-Positive Again
December 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
MAHA - Making America Hep-B-Positive Again
Today for #GivingTuesday, consider Art Spark Texas, which is celebrating 30 years of support and advocacy for artists with disabilities. Leadership, connection, creativity, and community. Your gift of any amount sustains this vital & innovative work.
www.artsparktx.org/donate/
www.artsparktx.org/donate/
Donate - Art Spark Texas
www.artsparktx.org
December 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Today for #GivingTuesday, consider Art Spark Texas, which is celebrating 30 years of support and advocacy for artists with disabilities. Leadership, connection, creativity, and community. Your gift of any amount sustains this vital & innovative work.
www.artsparktx.org/donate/
www.artsparktx.org/donate/
@marcpouhe.bsky.social to your point about college degrees needing to be robust and varied - here’s an example of how “the arts help us see things differently” and specifically how a play about math contributed to medical science and helped oncologists save lives. Such a great story.
I hope someone draws this wonderful story about Tom Stoppard's Arcadia and the power of the arts to help us see things differently, to the attention of our Education Secretary. Do read it, it will lift your spirits.
December 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
@marcpouhe.bsky.social to your point about college degrees needing to be robust and varied - here’s an example of how “the arts help us see things differently” and specifically how a play about math contributed to medical science and helped oncologists save lives. Such a great story.
She will now be known as Alina Doesn’t Habba Job
A win! A federal appeals court ruled that Alina Habba had been serving unlawfully as the U.S. Attorney in New Jersey.
Former Trump lawyer Alina Habba is disqualified as top New Jersey prosecutor, US appeals court rules
President Donald Trump’s ex-lawyer Alina Habba has been disqualified from serving as New Jersey’s top federal prosecutor.
apnews.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
She will now be known as Alina Doesn’t Habba Job
A Stanford math professor interviewed Stoppard and asked if he’d had to do a lot of research for Arcadia. Stoppard replied that he didn’t study deeply. He read a book about complex math and then just wrote the characters truthfully. I think about that all the time.
November 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
A Stanford math professor interviewed Stoppard and asked if he’d had to do a lot of research for Arcadia. Stoppard replied that he didn’t study deeply. He read a book about complex math and then just wrote the characters truthfully. I think about that all the time.
My 13yo son: Mom. I know you’re a longtime vegetarian but turkeys are going to die anyway. May as well help them.
#chuckwagon
#chuckwagon
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
My 13yo son: Mom. I know you’re a longtime vegetarian but turkeys are going to die anyway. May as well help them.
#chuckwagon
#chuckwagon
Saw a billboard advertising a pest control company called Pro Pest. I was fully occupied for over an hour with the thought that they should instead be called Anti Pest.
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Saw a billboard advertising a pest control company called Pro Pest. I was fully occupied for over an hour with the thought that they should instead be called Anti Pest.
Celebrating the holiday season in the Baroque tradition because I am baaaaaahhhhh-ROKE.
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Celebrating the holiday season in the Baroque tradition because I am baaaaaahhhhh-ROKE.
Today is the day Mark Kelly became president.
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Today is the day Mark Kelly became president.
I grated zucchini into my banana bread and I am pretty sure that makes it a salad.
November 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I grated zucchini into my banana bread and I am pretty sure that makes it a salad.
The aide to a Republican congressman from New Jersey “faked being the victim of what she claimed was a politically motivated slashing in July, a narrative that quickly unraveled when investigators found spare zip ties in her Maserati.”
America is just one big reality tv show at this point.
America is just one big reality tv show at this point.
November 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
The aide to a Republican congressman from New Jersey “faked being the victim of what she claimed was a politically motivated slashing in July, a narrative that quickly unraveled when investigators found spare zip ties in her Maserati.”
America is just one big reality tv show at this point.
America is just one big reality tv show at this point.
Fingers crossed that the judge’s ruling in case is 473 pages of memes of Robert Downey Jr rolling his eyes followed by the words, “Dismissed because it’s all bullshit.”
The facts are complicated, but here’s a summary of what appears to have happened based on the filings and today’s hearing:
NEWS: During a hearing in federal court in VA, prosecutors confirmed that the operative indictment in the case against James Comey was never shown to or voted on by the entire grand jury before it was presented in open court.
Defense counsel argued that’s a complete bar to further prosecution
Defense counsel argued that’s a complete bar to further prosecution
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Fingers crossed that the judge’s ruling in case is 473 pages of memes of Robert Downey Jr rolling his eyes followed by the words, “Dismissed because it’s all bullshit.”
There will be two options for women with ectopic, dangerous, or otherwise unsurvivable pregnancies: 1) die; 2) terminate the pregnancy and pay the ENTIRE COST out of pocket, even with insurance. (And still potentially die.)
Democrats blinked. Again. Six weeks into a GOP-made shutdown, they folded without securing ACA subsidies. Republicans saw the collapse coming and instantly pivoted to abortion. Now they're trying to extend Hyde to private insurance.
My latest:
My latest:
Democrats Picked an Insurance Fight They Weren't Willing to Win. Now Abortion Is On the Line—Again (Opinion)
Congressional Democrats face a new dilemma: Vote against affordable health care, or accept a nationwide rollback of abortion coverage.
rewirenewsgroup.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
There will be two options for women with ectopic, dangerous, or otherwise unsurvivable pregnancies: 1) die; 2) terminate the pregnancy and pay the ENTIRE COST out of pocket, even with insurance. (And still potentially die.)
Annual performance review results in operational strategic goal of “don’t kill your critics with a chainsaw.”
MBS claims the murder of Khashoggi was "a huge mistake and we're our doing our best that this doesn't happen again."
November 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Annual performance review results in operational strategic goal of “don’t kill your critics with a chainsaw.”
Me: Look at this beautiful cake I made. Them: It’s 10pm.
Me: i know. I blended a blood orange into one layer of batter and an avocado into the other.
Them: Why are you making a cake at 10pm?
Me: Because I have a deadline.
Me: i know. I blended a blood orange into one layer of batter and an avocado into the other.
Them: Why are you making a cake at 10pm?
Me: Because I have a deadline.
November 11, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Me: Look at this beautiful cake I made. Them: It’s 10pm.
Me: i know. I blended a blood orange into one layer of batter and an avocado into the other.
Them: Why are you making a cake at 10pm?
Me: Because I have a deadline.
Me: i know. I blended a blood orange into one layer of batter and an avocado into the other.
Them: Why are you making a cake at 10pm?
Me: Because I have a deadline.
It has started: I opened a cabinet to retrieve a water glass and found the container of apple juice that went missing from my fridge yesterday.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
It has started: I opened a cabinet to retrieve a water glass and found the container of apple juice that went missing from my fridge yesterday.
Implied horse head on the pillow
Trump to the Novo Nordisk CEO: "Maybe you should give us a piece of the company like I've been asking for."
November 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Implied horse head on the pillow
Incredible photo of a man in the Oval
Office suffering a medical event.
And behind him, a man who fainted.
Office suffering a medical event.
And behind him, a man who fainted.
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Incredible photo of a man in the Oval
Office suffering a medical event.
And behind him, a man who fainted.
Office suffering a medical event.
And behind him, a man who fainted.
Hear me out: a reboot of the McConaughey/Hathaway space movie but with Tessa Thompson & John Boyega, called How Interstellar Got Its Groove Back.
November 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Hear me out: a reboot of the McConaughey/Hathaway space movie but with Tessa Thompson & John Boyega, called How Interstellar Got Its Groove Back.