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My New Year’s resolution is to tweet more meaningless faux-inspirational bullshit.
AMD really shit themselves at CES, good god.
January 8, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Anybody who ****** *** ** ***** ******** ***** **** **** is someone who ***** ** ** ******* ** ** ******* mouth.
January 8, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I am once again telling you to go see Marty Supreme.
January 6, 2026 at 7:59 PM
I could FUCK UP a Chili’s Triple Dipper ™️ right now. Imma go to bed instead, but I COULD is all I’m saying.
January 6, 2026 at 4:30 AM
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THE NEW YORK JETS HAVE DONE IT
AN ENTIRE NFL SEASON WITH NO DEFENSIVE INTERCEPTIONS
THE FIRST TEAM IN NFL HISTORY

Opposing QBs finish the year with 3,674 passing yards, 36 touchdowns, and no interceptions
January 5, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Banger.

Consider me the newest Chalametniac. Buddy was phenomenal.
Currently seated for Marty Supreme
January 4, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Currently seated for Marty Supreme
January 3, 2026 at 8:13 PM
He kinda got that shit on icl
President Trump posts a photo of Maduro aboard USS Iwo Jima
January 3, 2026 at 5:24 PM
I’ve typed and deleted like four different posts because I have so much to say but I’m not sure how to say it. Also, my opinions mean no more than anyone else’s so I don’t know why I feel an actual need to say anything at all.

The only hope is that this is the year he finally ****.
January 3, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Please remember I’m just spouting nonsense and these tweets aren’t real
My New Year’s resolution is to tweet more meaningless faux-inspirational bullshit.
January 2, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Life is all about persistence, because consistency keeps moving even when clarity hasn’t arrived yet and outcomes are still negotiating their shape.
January 2, 2026 at 3:28 PM
They beating the fuck outta bama dawg lmao
January 1, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Progress rarely looks efficient in real time, but it still compounds when attention stays committed longer than doubt.
January 1, 2026 at 3:38 PM
My New Year’s resolution is to tweet more meaningless faux-inspirational bullshit.
January 1, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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2026: the year it happens
January 1, 2026 at 5:01 AM
I normally hate Patrick Mahomes, but I kinda feel bad for the guy now since him tearing his ACL means he’s gotta be home even more with his fuck ass wife
January 1, 2026 at 12:39 AM
culinary majors be having spaghetti and meatballs due at 11:59pm on a random Thursday in October
December 28, 2025 at 4:46 AM
idc Gangnam Style still goes crazy
December 27, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Guy at the gym asked me to spot him on his bench.

The man had 405 on the bar. How the fuck am EYE going to help you with that, dawg. You will die with the bar crushing your esophagus; I can’t help you.
December 27, 2025 at 5:54 AM
“Do you take a safety?”

No, dumbass
December 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
What a punt!!
December 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Jared Goff in HELL
December 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Insane giga-brain challenge from KOC. He saw the future
December 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
You need to moisturize your skin again, my boy
December 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
It’s a high school reindeer out there in Brooklyn or something that I think could start for Santa TODAY.
December 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM