Cbab
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Cbab
@cbab.bsky.social
Parody account.
It's a shitshow down there, but Happy Thanksgiving in any case US friends. I hope you're able to enjoy a slice of Pankeg Pie.

www.youtube.com/shorts/alNCv...
Mom still doesnt have the number for the pancake pie 🤭 HAPPY THANKSGIVING #thanksgiving #lilihayes
YouTube video by Lili Hayes
www.youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Viewing someone in the last stages of dementia is a hell of a thing. Not being sarcastic. This is precisely what the decline looks like.
TRUMP: If you look at Somalia, they are taking over Minnesota.

REPORTER: What do the Somalians have to do with this Afghan guy who shot the National Guard members?

TRUMP: Ah, nothing. But Somalians have caused a lot of trouble. They're ripping us off.
November 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Silversun Pickups
VNV Nation
Michael Jackson
Sneaker Pumps
Sarah McLachlan
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:

Halestorm
Tom Petty
Matt & Kim
Korn
Journey
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts youve been to

Chevelle
Tool
A perfect circle
Blue october
Lady gaga
November 27, 2025 at 11:28 PM
This why papers and ID don't matter. Some chud who got Ds all through school is just going to cry FAKE and assault/detain you anyways.
You remember her from Northern Exposure, right? Elaine Miles as Marilyn.
November 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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You remember her from Northern Exposure, right? Elaine Miles as Marilyn.
November 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Bring on the fuckin' audits Dougie, I'm here for it.
Doug Ford’s government handed $2M from the Skills Development Fund to a company run by his family’s own dentist.

We should be investing in workers based on merit, not connections. This is exactly why trust in this fund has completely collapsed. #onpoli

www.thetrillium.ca/news/the-tri...
Company given $2M from Skills Development Fund run by Ford family dentist: sources
The company’s CEO also worked closely with the wife of the minister in charge of the grant program at the time
www.thetrillium.ca
November 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
"Who really likes … be honest with yourself, Who really likes raising your hands in the air, and waving them like you just don't care? ... You are all full of shit. Everybody who raised your hands."
November 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Called it.
November 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
What a weird way to say "martial law."
November 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
My old school beat our rival school and that's all I care about.
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I've taken it as truth for most of my life. Friends and family all did the same. I thought it would remain so for eternity.

I am only now coming to realize, after much contemplation,...that the bird may not in fact be the word.
November 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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THOUGHT FOR THURSDAY
November 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Make the HeptoTurkey happen!
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 26,1942
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
The 3rd image in this article is hilarious.

Very close to the "Sickos" meme.
November 27, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Coke is deviously deliberate in leaving out any mention of Cash in their press kits too. If you Google this commercial, you'll see the descriptions don't allude to the audio at all, despite the fact that it's VERY OBVIOUSLY supposed to sound like Johnny Cash.
November 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Ewwwwww... I'll take a Crab Juice.
Kids, you haven't touched your tongue sandwiches. You need something to drink? We've got Clamato, Mr. Pibb, and soy milk.
November 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Holy crap. 36 dead, 279 missing.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJmi...
Death toll in Hong Kong high-rise fire rises to 36, with 279 people reported missing
YouTube video by The Canadian Press
www.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Not good.
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Oh no:

The governor of West Virginia says the two members of the WV National Guard who were shot today during deployment to DC have died.
November 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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religious syncretism is so beautiful
Pulling the most recent police log led me to once again see an incredible holiday decoration picture a cousin in Omaha sent me
November 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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there's so much in here. and the SATCOM issue.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4bc...
Flock Safety Is a Privacy Nightmare and It’s Getting Worse
YouTube video by Shannon Morse
www.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 AM
The evergreen mystery of "Half of Toronto rents, and no one can figure out why million-dollar homes are unaffordable." WHAT'S THE CAUSE?
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
November 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Forget AI, we have to tried several times to automate every possible thing under the sun. 10+ years and untold jillions of dollars later, most of the automation frameworks are abandoned or non-functional. We keep thinking there's a magic switch to fix all of our problems. IT DON'T EXIST.
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM