emme kaye
@cattabish.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 I grow the things that people smoke and I have way too many cats. That's it, that's the bio
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emme kaye
@cattabish.bsky.social
· Jan 26
Yooooo where's the cannabis community on here? Ya girl grows commercially and is looking for more growmies
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Fuck ICE, and fuck anyone who won't say Fuck ICE.
February 2, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Fuck ICE, and fuck anyone who won't say Fuck ICE.
Oops, 4 was supposed to be pesticides
Saturday nights are for
1) pizza
2) playlists
3) plant care
and
4) mass murder
1) pizza
2) playlists
3) plant care
and
4) mass murder
February 2, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Oops, 4 was supposed to be pesticides
Saturday nights are for
1) pizza
2) playlists
3) plant care
and
4) mass murder
1) pizza
2) playlists
3) plant care
and
4) mass murder
January 31, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Saturday nights are for
1) pizza
2) playlists
3) plant care
and
4) mass murder
1) pizza
2) playlists
3) plant care
and
4) mass murder
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All things are possible through Coffee & Cannabis.
Let pouring our cups and praise the power of caffine and THC.
Caffinate ☕️
Cannabinate 🍃
Let pouring our cups and praise the power of caffine and THC.
Caffinate ☕️
Cannabinate 🍃
January 29, 2026 at 11:20 AM
All things are possible through Coffee & Cannabis.
Let pouring our cups and praise the power of caffine and THC.
Caffinate ☕️
Cannabinate 🍃
Let pouring our cups and praise the power of caffine and THC.
Caffinate ☕️
Cannabinate 🍃
Head Grower: oh damn what's going on with this strain?
Me, a Redditor: Needs more Cal Mag
Boss: Yeah, actually it does
Head grower: so where should we be adding this, I'm thinking right after it leaves RO and before it mixes with our recipe...
Me: my work here is done
Me, a Redditor: Needs more Cal Mag
Boss: Yeah, actually it does
Head grower: so where should we be adding this, I'm thinking right after it leaves RO and before it mixes with our recipe...
Me: my work here is done
homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .
Alt: homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field . This gif is a visual representation of when someone does something, then sinks into the background while others debate what they did.
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Head Grower: oh damn what's going on with this strain?
Me, a Redditor: Needs more Cal Mag
Boss: Yeah, actually it does
Head grower: so where should we be adding this, I'm thinking right after it leaves RO and before it mixes with our recipe...
Me: my work here is done
Me, a Redditor: Needs more Cal Mag
Boss: Yeah, actually it does
Head grower: so where should we be adding this, I'm thinking right after it leaves RO and before it mixes with our recipe...
Me: my work here is done
Me to anyone I offer to pay to fix something: hi have some weed while you're at it!
Me: how much do I owe you?
Dude: nah, the weed is more than enough, we're good
OK BUT YOU DESERVE TO GET MONEY TOO I WAITED TO HAVE THIS FIX DONE UNTIL I HAD MONEY
Dude: we're cool! I'm gonna go home and smoke
Me: how much do I owe you?
Dude: nah, the weed is more than enough, we're good
OK BUT YOU DESERVE TO GET MONEY TOO I WAITED TO HAVE THIS FIX DONE UNTIL I HAD MONEY
Dude: we're cool! I'm gonna go home and smoke
December 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Me to anyone I offer to pay to fix something: hi have some weed while you're at it!
Me: how much do I owe you?
Dude: nah, the weed is more than enough, we're good
OK BUT YOU DESERVE TO GET MONEY TOO I WAITED TO HAVE THIS FIX DONE UNTIL I HAD MONEY
Dude: we're cool! I'm gonna go home and smoke
Me: how much do I owe you?
Dude: nah, the weed is more than enough, we're good
OK BUT YOU DESERVE TO GET MONEY TOO I WAITED TO HAVE THIS FIX DONE UNTIL I HAD MONEY
Dude: we're cool! I'm gonna go home and smoke
It is 25°F out and I have to air dry my laundry 😭😭😭😭
Ordered replacement parts for my dryer as well. New clip, new felt, new legs. Hopefully I can get the current clip on by Monday and get things going again because I cannot run my nute barrel and the dehumidifier at the same time
Ordered replacement parts for my dryer as well. New clip, new felt, new legs. Hopefully I can get the current clip on by Monday and get things going again because I cannot run my nute barrel and the dehumidifier at the same time
December 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
It is 25°F out and I have to air dry my laundry 😭😭😭😭
Ordered replacement parts for my dryer as well. New clip, new felt, new legs. Hopefully I can get the current clip on by Monday and get things going again because I cannot run my nute barrel and the dehumidifier at the same time
Ordered replacement parts for my dryer as well. New clip, new felt, new legs. Hopefully I can get the current clip on by Monday and get things going again because I cannot run my nute barrel and the dehumidifier at the same time
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The downside of working in cannabis is that the plants don't take holidays.
The upside is holiday pay and a short day, plus I can make up extra hours tomorrow and still have my holiday rate for today's hours.
😁😁😁
Time to go home and fix a dryer now!
The upside is holiday pay and a short day, plus I can make up extra hours tomorrow and still have my holiday rate for today's hours.
😁😁😁
Time to go home and fix a dryer now!
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The downside of working in cannabis is that the plants don't take holidays.
The upside is holiday pay and a short day, plus I can make up extra hours tomorrow and still have my holiday rate for today's hours.
😁😁😁
Time to go home and fix a dryer now!
The upside is holiday pay and a short day, plus I can make up extra hours tomorrow and still have my holiday rate for today's hours.
😁😁😁
Time to go home and fix a dryer now!
If you help a neighbor with their lawn and there are compost bags that result, you should ensure they get taken out to the curb for collection at the appropriate time.
If they needed help with the work, that work includes waste removal and cleanup.
(this totally isn't directed at myself 😅)
If they needed help with the work, that work includes waste removal and cleanup.
(this totally isn't directed at myself 😅)
November 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
If you help a neighbor with their lawn and there are compost bags that result, you should ensure they get taken out to the curb for collection at the appropriate time.
If they needed help with the work, that work includes waste removal and cleanup.
(this totally isn't directed at myself 😅)
If they needed help with the work, that work includes waste removal and cleanup.
(this totally isn't directed at myself 😅)
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Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
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Fuck every single person associated with Epstein. Yes, that includes Noam Chomsky.
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Fuck every single person associated with Epstein. Yes, that includes Noam Chomsky.
There's part of me that wants to just sit around for the next two days and enjoy the rest of my vacation.
Sadly, I've done that a bunch and so now I have a to-do list to finish, but as long as the plants get brought in, the trash gets taken out, and I wash my brushes before Saturday it's all good.
Sadly, I've done that a bunch and so now I have a to-do list to finish, but as long as the plants get brought in, the trash gets taken out, and I wash my brushes before Saturday it's all good.
November 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
There's part of me that wants to just sit around for the next two days and enjoy the rest of my vacation.
Sadly, I've done that a bunch and so now I have a to-do list to finish, but as long as the plants get brought in, the trash gets taken out, and I wash my brushes before Saturday it's all good.
Sadly, I've done that a bunch and so now I have a to-do list to finish, but as long as the plants get brought in, the trash gets taken out, and I wash my brushes before Saturday it's all good.
I was trying to find the power block for the fountain I use in my nutrient bucket and couldn't find it anywhere in the house or garage.
Turns out I'd already taken it into the grow room and it was sitting there, nice and pretty, with the rest of the electronics.
🤦🏼♀️ I didn't look in there, obviously
Turns out I'd already taken it into the grow room and it was sitting there, nice and pretty, with the rest of the electronics.
🤦🏼♀️ I didn't look in there, obviously
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I was trying to find the power block for the fountain I use in my nutrient bucket and couldn't find it anywhere in the house or garage.
Turns out I'd already taken it into the grow room and it was sitting there, nice and pretty, with the rest of the electronics.
🤦🏼♀️ I didn't look in there, obviously
Turns out I'd already taken it into the grow room and it was sitting there, nice and pretty, with the rest of the electronics.
🤦🏼♀️ I didn't look in there, obviously
Well, my cleaning staycation is going great, but the clean areas are highlighting how dirty the uncleaned areas are.
Good thing I don't go back until Saturday!! Lots left to do, not a single room finished yet.
Good thing I don't go back until Saturday!! Lots left to do, not a single room finished yet.
November 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Well, my cleaning staycation is going great, but the clean areas are highlighting how dirty the uncleaned areas are.
Good thing I don't go back until Saturday!! Lots left to do, not a single room finished yet.
Good thing I don't go back until Saturday!! Lots left to do, not a single room finished yet.
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To all Americans.
Donald Trump is not sending you a check for $2000.00. His ratings are the worst they have ever been and he’s panicking and knows you’re stupid enough to believe him so he recycles it.
Donald Trump is not sending you a check for $2000.00. His ratings are the worst they have ever been and he’s panicking and knows you’re stupid enough to believe him so he recycles it.
November 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
To all Americans.
Donald Trump is not sending you a check for $2000.00. His ratings are the worst they have ever been and he’s panicking and knows you’re stupid enough to believe him so he recycles it.
Donald Trump is not sending you a check for $2000.00. His ratings are the worst they have ever been and he’s panicking and knows you’re stupid enough to believe him so he recycles it.
First day of my staycation and I have already caught myself trying to check tasks in the work app to see who's assigned what.
I also had to back out of Slack three times because this break isn't about waiting to go back, it's about recharging and refreshing my heart and home.
I also had to back out of Slack three times because this break isn't about waiting to go back, it's about recharging and refreshing my heart and home.
November 7, 2025 at 1:48 PM
First day of my staycation and I have already caught myself trying to check tasks in the work app to see who's assigned what.
I also had to back out of Slack three times because this break isn't about waiting to go back, it's about recharging and refreshing my heart and home.
I also had to back out of Slack three times because this break isn't about waiting to go back, it's about recharging and refreshing my heart and home.
I'm 40 today and I've already cried twice.
Once because I'm grateful, the second because I hadn't taken my happy meds yet and my brain chemistry was off.
I'm grateful to have grown enough to not let the intrusive thoughts win and ruin what is going to be a very special day
Once because I'm grateful, the second because I hadn't taken my happy meds yet and my brain chemistry was off.
I'm grateful to have grown enough to not let the intrusive thoughts win and ruin what is going to be a very special day
November 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I'm 40 today and I've already cried twice.
Once because I'm grateful, the second because I hadn't taken my happy meds yet and my brain chemistry was off.
I'm grateful to have grown enough to not let the intrusive thoughts win and ruin what is going to be a very special day
Once because I'm grateful, the second because I hadn't taken my happy meds yet and my brain chemistry was off.
I'm grateful to have grown enough to not let the intrusive thoughts win and ruin what is going to be a very special day
Nothing makes me sicker than finding out someone in my orbit is dealing with DV and knowing that they're about to have two horrible days at home, feeling like they have no one that will help.
That'll change the next time I see them.
That'll change the next time I see them.
November 1, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Nothing makes me sicker than finding out someone in my orbit is dealing with DV and knowing that they're about to have two horrible days at home, feeling like they have no one that will help.
That'll change the next time I see them.
That'll change the next time I see them.
Awwww snap let's do this!!!
Cyco Platinum Series nutrients for the win, I'm super excited to see what I can do with nearly the entire line versus just the basics.
Cyco Platinum Series nutrients for the win, I'm super excited to see what I can do with nearly the entire line versus just the basics.
October 31, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Awwww snap let's do this!!!
Cyco Platinum Series nutrients for the win, I'm super excited to see what I can do with nearly the entire line versus just the basics.
Cyco Platinum Series nutrients for the win, I'm super excited to see what I can do with nearly the entire line versus just the basics.
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Just finished my first therapy session in 7 months and my therapist has sensory overload now 😂😭
Definitely looking forward to seeing her more regularly now because I have had a damn YEAR
Definitely looking forward to seeing her more regularly now because I have had a damn YEAR
October 31, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Just finished my first therapy session in 7 months and my therapist has sensory overload now 😂😭
Definitely looking forward to seeing her more regularly now because I have had a damn YEAR
Definitely looking forward to seeing her more regularly now because I have had a damn YEAR
Telling a dude, "I don't need this room rewired, it's already up to specs and I did it myself last year" was one of my proudest moments.
Mostly because he followed up with, "You're incredible, you really don't need me, do you? Thank you for allowing me into your life."
Mostly because he followed up with, "You're incredible, you really don't need me, do you? Thank you for allowing me into your life."
October 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Telling a dude, "I don't need this room rewired, it's already up to specs and I did it myself last year" was one of my proudest moments.
Mostly because he followed up with, "You're incredible, you really don't need me, do you? Thank you for allowing me into your life."
Mostly because he followed up with, "You're incredible, you really don't need me, do you? Thank you for allowing me into your life."