cara is tired
carmen-m0n0xide.bsky.social
cara is tired
@carmen-m0n0xide.bsky.social
Former lurker, Xitter escapee- here for #OurFlagMeansDeath
#DoingItForRhysis

Feel free to yell at me about how I owe an agent the first two chapters of one of my books bc I have no object permanence , which is also why I'm leaving this corny ass note here
Pinned
Here goes nothing...

The first chapter of Something Rich and Strange, a Gentlebeard House in the Cerulean Sea AU, is up on AO3!

archiveofourown.org/works/709834...
One of my jobs that is HOURLY pay scale just called my work cell.

It is THREE PM the day before Thanksgiving

Just.. why??

(And I will be finding out why on a work day)
November 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I'm gonna put this project on hold, no worries. I'll probably want to do a watch of something so idk, come to the discord, we'll all get through it together
Can I get a head count for ppl interested in a Turkey day marathon tomorrow? Working on finding some and generally downloading

Also: taking suggestions for start time? My family always ate *really* early so i don't know when would be good
a girl in a native american costume is holding a lit match in her hand
Alt: a girl in a native american costume is holding a lit match in her hand
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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this thread reminded me that i once made a zine of NYT cooking comments as a patreon reward, pls enjoy 🔪🍎🍋🍸
omg i found it. pls enjoy
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The place I'm staying in til Monday is the first place that has two security guards working the gate to the building's parking lot, which is also the only way I need to go.

They are the nicest men but this has reminded me why I don't actually want to live in a doorman building

1/
November 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Fuck wrf
The CDC has turned off its vaccine search tool.

The vaccines.gov site now gives an error when you enter a valid zip code.

Also missing: the text saying “Vaccines can help you stay healthy”
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Going once going twice ? Signs of life out there?
Can I get a head count for ppl interested in a Turkey day marathon tomorrow? Working on finding some and generally downloading

Also: taking suggestions for start time? My family always ate *really* early so i don't know when would be good
a girl in a native american costume is holding a lit match in her hand
Alt: a girl in a native american costume is holding a lit match in her hand
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Anyone else staring down the barrel of being in a depressive episode so strong it nearly completely shuts down your will to live for the next ~3 months?

I am fighting not to go down with it it's not even DECEMBER 😭
November 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Stede, is that you? 😍
November 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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he fell victim to one of the classic blunders! the most famous of which is, ‘never answer the phone for isaac chotiner,’ but only slightly less well-known is this: ‘never behave in a manner which causes derek guy to critique your fashion choices’
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I have so much shit to do — work, moving (nomadding), cleaning, washing, tasks tasks tasks 😞

But I am feeling so poorly physically —my balance is fucked from my most recent osteo wreck, everything is shaky & achy & hard to do in this teeny room 😭

Hoping third time lucky for a room in RN in Jan

🤞
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Many men feel the stripper really likes them. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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My shop: ebooks, signed print books, handmade magic talisman jewellery (and ordinary jewellery!) handmade plushies (can do custom) always up for a direct sale to avoid fees 🤟
ko-fi.com/diebooth/shop

#MarketMonday #BSNM #ShopOFMD
November 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Goddd the way that slutty waist has me 😍😍😍
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The personification of 💅
I'm sorry look at that face. Look at that smirk. I can't
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Can I get a head count for ppl interested in a Turkey day marathon tomorrow? Working on finding some and generally downloading

Also: taking suggestions for start time? My family always ate *really* early so i don't know when would be good
a girl in a native american costume is holding a lit match in her hand
Alt: a girl in a native american costume is holding a lit match in her hand
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I am almost completely sure that my host for this space has COVID, he's had a wracking awful cough since I arrived — and no mask 🙃

I'm hiding in my room to lower risk and will have to keep doing it (moving to a cowork space in a week)

Still can't find a vax spot & way fewer people get them here 😤
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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I have a lot on my plate right now (thank you so much) so there's a few things I can't really show just yet. Here's a scribble that's for me though. #WipWednesday #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Writers of Romance, you’re not just telling frivolous stories…

Romance was a turning point in the process of individuation, in part because it is so uniquely suited to explorations of interiority, psychology and our place within society.

So carry on, smuts. ❤️‍🔥🙌🫶🏻
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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The fact that this was 100% practical effects is outstanding. I'll never not be impressed by how this scene came out
Still the most beautiful scene on tv 🥹❤️🧜‍♂️ #ofmd
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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The wizard sleeps soundly. Outside, an owl catches a mouse and swallows it whole.
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Crew I have an idea that I think will save humanity.

Season 3 of the hit pirate tv show Our Flag Means Death
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Back here again. Not the worst thought to end the day with tbh
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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I would also love to send holiday cards to anyone here 🥰 I don’t have the bandwidth for a spreadsheet (gasp), but I think it would make me feel a bit lighter. If you want a card, please DM me your address 💜🏴‍☠️
November 26, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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I’ve made a huge mistake
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM